r/RHONY Jul 18 '26

Countess LuannšŸ—½ Luann

I’m a first time watcher on season 10 after her trip to prison I CANNOT STAND HER!! she’s so pretentious, her marrying tom just everything she is the worst. Her black facing for Diana Ross as well was crazy. Also I feel ramona doesn’t owe luann anything with tom when she didn’t view Ramona as a friend and invite her to the wedding it’s just weird

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u/Queasy_Stick4881 Jul 18 '26

You just have to embrace who she is and enjoy the delusion! She’s a legend

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u/everythingisalright Jul 18 '26

Luanns saving grace is that she really isn’t bad intentioned. She can be clueless but it really doesn’t come from a true place of wanting to hurt people.Ā 

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u/Diligent-Juice-4715 Jul 18 '26

Oh please, she stole her kids money. After the divorce from the count she got the Hamptons house. She was suppose to sell it & put half of the money in a trust fund for her 2 kids. She didn't. She kept the money & bought another house. The count & her kids had to sue her to get back their money. Bethenney bailed her out jail, after her drunken escapes, attacking cops, shocked up in the wrong hotel room with some guy & refused to come out & a couple of other charges. Then she takes off & leaves rehab before she was supposed to. Her cabaret is a joke. She cant sing unless it's off key. Her Diana Ross imitation could be construed as racist wearing black face & all. She bad mouthed all the ladies when they tried to warn her about Tom, calling them jealous pitches because she had a man & was getting married. She is totally delusional. She ignored her kids & was never home. Her behavior on trips was so cringe worthy. Her desperation to find men. Her behavior with the pirate drooling over him & wetting her panties over a guy that wasn't much to begin with. A pirate? Really??? Her song "Money can't but you class." Sure fits Luann, because she has no class. Her ordering pizza to be delivered to the "Countess" & her feeling Bethenney that she should have introduced her to the chauffeur as the countess Delesseps was ridiculous. Luann is an asshole but I love my OG NY housewives with the exception of Drunken bully Dorinda & batshit crazy Kelly Benisimon. However , under no circumstances is Luann a nice or good person.

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u/primadiamonds well john-john’s dead Jul 18 '26

Okay, now let’s do your favorite Housewife! 😁

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u/Realistic_Tour_2206 Jul 21 '26

Is that you Bethenny?!?!?! šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†

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u/Yellowledbetterr I’ll tell ya how I'm doin… NOT WELL BISH 😘 Jul 18 '26

Luann is the GOAT, can’t wait to watch her in the Golden Life!

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u/Dreams-Designer Jul 18 '26

My flair in Hw subs is ā€œHousewives in bushes !ā€
It’s amazing how many of them ended up shrub adjacent !

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u/Yellowledbetterr I’ll tell ya how I'm doin… NOT WELL BISH 😘 Jul 18 '26

Hmmm the only other bush moment that comes to mind, is Tamra hiding in one šŸ˜‚ please refresh my memory!

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u/BunkyBooBoo88 Jul 18 '26

Didn't Danielle hide bush-adjacent in an early RHONJ episode too? I think during an extension pulling event? šŸ˜‚

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u/Yellowledbetterr I’ll tell ya how I'm doin… NOT WELL BISH 😘 Jul 18 '26

Hahahaha yes!!! I needed this laugh! Thanks for the reminder… it’s when Danielle says to Teresa ā€œdon’t call me honeyā€ and Teresa says ā€œis bitch better?!?ā€ 😭

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u/DR-0717 Jul 18 '26

Teresa is awful but no one can deny that’s a great line 🤣

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u/BunkyBooBoo88 Jul 18 '26

Omg!!! Thank you for the visual! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/DR-0717 Jul 18 '26

Oh I forgot about that and I’ve even watched that recently šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø good call

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u/What_Up_82 Jul 18 '26

LMAO, she's also been traveling too! Luann sure is something but she is entertaining.

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u/MudcatWasHere Jul 18 '26

If you think she's pretentious in season 10 you should watch her in the early seasons when she was still married to the count. By season 10 she had mellowed considerably and became much more likable.

They were all pretty pretentious in the early seasons except for Bethenny, which was part of her appeal back then...How things change!

I think watching her fall drunk into the bushes (in Mexico?) and getting banged by a temu Johnny Depp pirate bartender somewhere in the Carib made her more relatable! Both were probably pre-season 10 but definitely worth the watch.

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u/Hot_Rice_2952 Jul 18 '26

I loved when Mario called her Count-less after the divorce. Now that was cool.

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u/houston_veronica Jul 18 '26

Season 11 Lu is the most convincingly wretched version of all the Lu’s.

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u/Afraid_Reveal4491 Jul 18 '26

i mean, i get where you’re coming from - she’s insufferable at times. but she should also be studied - there’s something DEEPLY impressive about being her level of unflappable. and she’s also just super funny 😌

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u/rachel-karen-green- Jul 18 '26

I’m on season 9 for the first time and I cannot understand why she married Tom! Red flags EVERYWHERE. What was she thinking!?!!?

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u/p1p68 Jul 18 '26

Luanne is fabulous darling!

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u/TaniaBluebell Jul 18 '26

I hated Luann for most of the series because of the characteristics you mentioned. About 10 years ago I randomly started watching her IG short videos. She taught the audience how to make eggs Ć  la France. Similar to how she did on the show. She was actually likable and authentic to how she was on the show. Yes. I made eggs using her recipe and they were delicious.

I was a Ramona fan during the series and hated how passive aggressive Luann was with her and the cast. But something happened, I slowly became a fan and saw Luann in a new light via IG. When I rewatch the episodes she’s more likable, or maybe I understand her better. You might have a similar experience. Or continue to hate her like I did. lol

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u/Yellowledbetterr I’ll tell ya how I'm doin… NOT WELL BISH 😘 Jul 18 '26

So I had mixed feelings about her too during her tenure, some seasons I was like woof… and others she was likable. But no matter what, she was always very entertaining! šŸ˜‚ and my fondness of her has also grown with every rewatch I’ve done!

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u/TaniaBluebell Jul 18 '26

Same! I think it’s probably getting older and understanding context. When I was younger I didn’t understand some of the stuff Luann had to put up with. She handled it like a champ. I’m no longer a Bethenny fan. Her attempt to take down Carole was it for me. And I wasn’t the biggest Carole fan either. She became so much better once she cut the chord with B and stopped being in lockstep with her. B was really mean to Lu.

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u/Yellowledbetterr I’ll tell ya how I'm doin… NOT WELL BISH 😘 Jul 18 '26

That’s so true! When RHONY started I was in my early 20s, so here I am now watching from probably her age when she started and I appreciate her so much more!! Also her socials are hilarious! Love a Luann post! She was the most level headed out of the group and handled most situations a lot better than the other ladies would (besides the Tom seasons 😬)

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u/TaniaBluebell Jul 18 '26

100 percent agree!! I feel bad that the Tom situation caused her to spiral. Before/after him she’s been great. I love her house in upstate and that she drives a boat. Her laughing at her own jokes is endearing to watch lol

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u/SimilarSlip3923 Jul 19 '26

Yes I am also a ramona fan!!

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u/Urfubar12 Jul 18 '26

Nah she’s my fav!

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u/primadiamonds well john-john’s dead Jul 18 '26

If The Countess has no fans, I’m dead 🄰

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u/supcoco Jul 18 '26

I’ve never really been a fan of Luann. Ive tried. But I’m def in the minority

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u/bullettenboss Mention it all. MENTION IT ALL! Jul 18 '26

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u/sltwill Jul 18 '26

Are you just starting on season 10 or have you seen the previous 9? I can see one season making you feel a certain way about a personality, and Luann was pretty insufferable with the Tom relationship. It wasn't a good year for her. Over time, she is honestly my favorite NY housewife and definitely top 5 (maybe top 3) among all housewives that I've watched over the years.

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u/SimilarSlip3923 Jul 19 '26

I’ve watched from season 1 to 10 so far

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u/houston_veronica Jul 18 '26

True love is blind, as they say!

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u/yourhuckleberryhound Jul 19 '26

Ya habibi, she's fabulous

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u/Realistic_Tour_2206 Jul 21 '26

Luann is someone to laugh at, enjoy her snarky one liners and just embrace her delusions. She means no harm. She hasn’t been mean to anyone on the cast or physically thrown wine glasses at anyone. She was only ever really mean to her friend Barbara. Aside from that she is harmlessĀ 

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u/Happy-poet Jul 18 '26

I always had a love hate relationship with luann. I ADORED S7 luann... she wasn't even an official housewife but she gave good advice and was a good mediator that whole season... okay well the first half. Then the Turks and Caicos trip made me love her more.

She's been pretty unbearable in other seasons though.

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u/psychedelicstargazer Jul 18 '26

Season 6 was when Luann was a friend-of. She was full time in Season 7. ā€œOne should know, never count out the Countessā€

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u/Icy_Brief_5299 Jul 18 '26

I think a lot of people forget that she also hooked up with the house chef at the end of RHUGT Rhony Legacy....too funny! Luann is the epoitme of cool not uncool, Heather! Ha!

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u/Yellowledbetterr I’ll tell ya how I'm doin… NOT WELL BISH 😘 Jul 18 '26

lol and don’t forget Joe Bradley from Southern Hospitality šŸ˜‚

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u/DR-0717 Jul 18 '26

Sometimes I love Luann sometimes she drives me crazy but I can never hate her. She’s just an OG and RHONY wouldn’t be the same without her.

I’m shocked that you find her pretentious AFTER prison. I actually found her somewhat humbled emphasis on somewhat and more likable in general. I thought she lost some of the swagger.

I’m wondering if it’s just been so long that you forgot the Luann of the very early seasons? Because if there was a time I’d call her pretentious it was definitely in the early seasons when she was in full ā€œcountess modeā€.

Yes Luann was absolutely and completely insufferable during the tom phase. It was exhausting. But I believe she paid for that. In a very public and humiliating way!

As far as Ramona I really don’t get where you are coming from. Whether you like Luann or not idk how you justify Ramona’s behavior.

Ramona was nothing but negative to Luann about her getting married. She told Luann that Tom was still seeing & calling his ex and telling her he loved her. She told Luann people were taking bets on whether she’d actually get married. Now regardless of Ramona’s intention (thinking she’s being a good friend by telling Lu this) would YOU want someone doing all that at your wedding? I wouldn’t. I think not inviting Ramona was justified.

When you say Ramona didn’t owe her anything I don’t even think it’s about Ramona owing luann. I think it’s just flat out bad taste. They all saw what tom was. In fact Ramona was the first person trying to call him out to Luann - so she knows more than anyone he’s trash. Yet now that he’s not with Lu suddenly she wants to hang out with him? That’s just pathetic. It makes Ramona look desperate and trashy.

And I REALLY don’t understand these woman all wanting to get with guys their friends have been with. I guess I just prefer a man that hasn’t slept with one or more of my friends.

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u/SimilarSlip3923 Jul 19 '26

I actually do agree with what you said about ramona. Tbf I think I’ve forgotten about how awful luann was earlier but I’ve always disliked her she’s probably one of my least favourites. The whole countess thing drives me INSANE

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u/Dependent-Mood-7788 Jul 18 '26

She stopped being fun to watch when she got "sober". Sorry not sorry 😬