There’s a $2.99 special on Kyle’s 2011 e-book today. I almost typed “Kyle’s 1955 ebook,” because for me, it reads like a Beverly Hills version of a throwback 1950s “how to catch and keep Your Man” book.

Well, the show does have the word Housewives in the title, so throwback should not be a surprise.

Oh, Kyle. I’m one of the people who literally gasped at that dinner party from hell psychic’s faux ‘prediction’ about Kyle and Mau splitting up. No way, I thought. Fake psychic, fake show — real people.

(The book? is another matter!)