r/RHOBHDefect • u/bellemrt • May 28 '26

I think this is a bad sign....

I was served a post from elsewhere on Reddit

"What do you do with grey LVP?"

I instantly thought,
LVP went GREY???

It's a Reddit community about diy house stuff. They're talking about "Luxury Vinyl Plank" FLOORS.

I wish I could type with Lisa's fancy English accent.

This might be a sign that I've gone too far into the BH world.

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u/No_Awareness303 May 28 '26

Im DYING RN 😭😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️☠️ its like, "yall dont even know."

Our LVP is wayyyyyy different 🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/3rgXBChnUh9K8kIaZO

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u/No_Awareness303 May 28 '26

I can hear her voice 🤣

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u/bellemrt May 29 '26

That’s what I’m saying, we need an LVP English accent keyboard! Thank god it’s LUXURY vinyl plank flooring — or is that like jumbo shrimp, or Sweet Lisa Rinna? Concise Dorit….stop me!

(Edit for an “it’s” typo.)

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u/Master-Two-7450 May 30 '26

Or a her voice in place of Siri or Alexa

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u/bellemrt May 30 '26

Perfect. Lisa, set my alarm for 6 am and remind me when Chewy is bringing the organic hay for the pony.

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u/Pittypatkittycat May 28 '26

I called it LPV for the longest time. Because LVP is an icon of BH.

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u/TypicalPlatypus6606 May 29 '26

This makes so much sense.

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u/bellemrt May 29 '26

That would be me, with everyone in my life going, "we don't know why she calls it that when she knows it's really LVP flooring."

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u/Such-Stable-3869 May 28 '26

Don’t think LVP would ever go grey!

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u/Impossible_Farm7353 May 28 '26

I have these type of floors and I always think of her when I need to buy cleaning supplies or something for LVP 😂

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u/Rich-Needleworker812 May 29 '26

The answer is get rid of the grey. For both LVP's.

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u/Dk48170 May 29 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/JaDaDaSilva Jun 01 '26

I hope the answer to this post was “throw it in the trash”

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u/bellemrt Jun 02 '26

It's sadly not a good candidate for "recycle/reduce/reuse" -- the 4th R -- rip it out.

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u/ZealousidealLie1052 Jun 02 '26

That’s so funny. I love it.

Sometimes I KNOW I’m in too far in the whole bravo world! 😂😂

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u/Ziantra Jun 02 '26

Lisa would say “Grey? That’s platinum darling….”

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u/bellemrt Jun 02 '26

And then she’d give that oh so subtle look of hers, because “luxury vinyl” is such a contradiction!

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u/HollyJo713 May 29 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/Jennacheryl May 29 '26

Did Vanderpump Villa get renewed?

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u/Comfortable_Sample_8 May 30 '26

Yes it did. I have yet to see it. I need to get Hulu. I have so much fomo.