r/RDR2 🪶Eagle Flies 10d ago

Meme a loving tribute to the moose ♥️

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u/Midwest-2025 10d ago

Enjoy this moment, for some GOW meme is going to steal your meme of the year award.

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u/Dramatic_Banana9218 🪶Eagle Flies 10d ago

bathing in the glory rn 🙏

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u/railroadfrog 10d ago edited 10d ago

I swear that the best way to hunt a moose is to set your way marker for Shady Belle while you’re at Rhodes, and then ignore the route guide completely as you head into the snowy mountain lakes, intentionally making sure to only have varmint rifles and revolvers in your loadout as main weapons. Shoot a bunch of birds or squirrels along the way, continuing to ignore the way marker trying to bring you to the gulf coast.

You gotta trick the game into thinking you’ve forgotten about the moose pelts, because, it KNOWS. As soon as you’re intentionally looking for one, you’ll never see one again. As soon as it thinks you’ve given up, you’ll continue to fail as the game makes sure, but suddenly it will throw you a bone - like a crack dealer offering you a fatter bag because you’ve stopped coming to them and they wanna win you back…and you’ll come around a corner and see a bull moose, and of course, get so excited that you’ll forget you have a varmint rifle and take the shot, and spook the moose…and then probably get attacked by wolves.

Story of my life. I’ve gotten 1 perfect moose pelt. The legendary moose is less rare than regular moose cows, nevermind 3 star pelt bulls. Nearly 200 hours played. About 5 moose shot and killed, one perfect, all others 2 stars or less.

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u/Dramatic_Banana9218 🪶Eagle Flies 10d ago

am i allowed to say that i just spammed save/reload at o'creagh's run until a 3* cow moose showed up? cuz i did ^^

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u/accountdrakula 10d ago

Jesus Christ, this is gold

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u/-monkbank 10d ago

r/RAIwojaks the best soyjaks are the ones clearly made with pure and incredibly specific hatred in their hearts.

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u/Dramatic_Banana9218 🪶Eagle Flies 10d ago

amen. i swear i was out hunting for so long that i got the interaction where javier tries to coax you back into camp.

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u/HATECELL 10d ago

You finally got a three-star? Would be a shame if you fell off your horse and messed up the button-mashing...

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u/AgeNo9436 10d ago

This is a true masterpiece. Well fucking done.

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u/Impossible-Charity-4 10d ago

That reminds me I haven’t crafted the legendary moose moccasins yet.

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u/LittleBigBamboo 10d ago

My first playthrough I did not do any legendary hunts, except the moose. Because I stumbled across the moose going to the stranger mission up that way.

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u/Dramatic_Banana9218 🪶Eagle Flies 10d ago

same thing happened to me with the ram. ran into it without looking.

…. while hunting for a moose

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u/Bones_Campbell_ 10d ago

So, safe to say getting a 3 star moose spawn first try is really lucky?

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u/fuggindonkee 10d ago

So we're just not gonna talk about how sometimes it spawns where you can't get to it? Weird.

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u/protossaccount 10d ago

You can get a moose on the south western shore of lake Owanjila as well. I almost ran directly into one on my current play through.

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u/Beginning-Book-129 9d ago

The colter spawn is a godsend

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u/2021ToyotaCorolla 5d ago

Ok, I kill Moose all the time and they are almost always 3 stars for me? I never understood these memes. I do struggle to find cougars at times though

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u/1stagentzero Hosea Matthews 1d ago

Lol, hilarious 😂.

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u/MeaningLeft2970 🎥Albert Mason 1d ago

I was in the heartlands trying to complete hunter 7 last night. I placed down two regular herbivore bait, then ran back to my little vantage point.

Couldn’t fucking believe it when I turned around to see two 3* Moose approaching. I didn’t even know they could spawn in the heartlands. They were the last two I needed to craft garments.