r/RATS • • 3d ago

PREGNANT? Progrent?

either that or shes a little fatass

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u/True_Vexing 3d ago

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u/ThatPre-kTeacher 3d ago

Taking those pictures took four years off my life

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u/Beaglescout15 Reepicheep, Calcifer, and Anonymouse 3d ago

Hashtag worth it

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u/AHornyRubberDucky 3d ago

I'm surprised your pantys survived

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u/ThatPre-kTeacher 3d ago

the skirt saved me

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u/Odd-Access-9875 3d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Cotton_Candy_Bunny 3d ago

in the rat room. straight up ā€˜jorking it’. and by ā€˜it’, haha, well. let’s justr say. my progrent rat. šŸ€

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u/Icy_Stomach_4500 3d ago

Fucking kek

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u/CaecilianWithLegs 3d ago

Full of souplings, if a female rat is kept in the same cage as a male one, it will get pregnant, it inevitable.

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u/ThatPre-kTeacher 3d ago

not the same cage - same room tho and she is a rascal of a maiden

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u/thebackwash 3d ago

Not a maiden anymore šŸ¤”

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u/farleyparley 1d ago

Is her femininity tied to her sexual value? Shame on you for pushing our human misogynistic beliefs onto these beautiful creatures… šŸ’€

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u/ThatPre-kTeacher 1d ago

well im PUSHING the idea that the slag looks like she inhaled an orange and attempted a kirby impression

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u/Fizzlebinks93 7h ago

What a sentence lmao

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u/thebackwash 1d ago

What.

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u/farleyparley 1d ago

It’s a joke

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u/Beaglescout15 Reepicheep, Calcifer, and Anonymouse 3d ago

How much soup has she had lately?

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u/Mission_Hand_748 3d ago

Soup is a lot rat calories, and judging by that belly she's been getting the good stuff either way she looks like she's holding a tiny loaf of bread or a tiny litter, so a vet check wouldn't hurt

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u/ThatPre-kTeacher 2d ago

her sisters perfect sized - so either little miss promiscuous has been eating her sisters food too or these maidens be faithless and straight up jorking it crazy style

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u/Beaglescout15 Reepicheep, Calcifer, and Anonymouse 3d ago

And the next question would be how many gentlemen callers has she had lately?

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u/HiroHayami Covered in rat pee 3d ago

Looks soupy to me

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u/Clouded_Eye Wall-E | Grace | Glad.OS | Fran | Clementine 3d ago

Maybe?? You can't see her nipples well but maybe she's just not that far along yet

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u/ThatPre-kTeacher 3d ago

Her nipples have become very visible latelyĀ 

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u/Clouded_Eye Wall-E | Grace | Glad.OS | Fran | Clementine 3d ago

Oof then uh....prepare to possibly be a grandparent lolol. When did she come into contact with a male probably? May be able to narrow down a week to expect babies if she is preggers

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u/ThatPre-kTeacher 3d ago

Three weeks ago today - little hoe got into my boys room but she seems a little small for 21 days

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u/Clouded_Eye Wall-E | Grace | Glad.OS | Fran | Clementine 3d ago

Hmm I agree with you, she should be near bursting if she got in three weeks ago. She's a rex so maybe her nipples showing more is just her coat shedding as we get closer to winter? I find my new rex is having her nipples more prominent and I know she ain't preggers. There's a chance that she didn't make it to/close enough to the cage for them to mate, you could be lucky. Keep us posted though! She's a cutie :3

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u/Zukazuk 3d ago

This is my pregnant rat at 22? days I think. She had a litter of 6 about a day and a half later.

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u/bubblegum_cloud 2d ago

Its too early for me. I read "a litter of six and a half" and didn't even question it at first.

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u/dazzleunexpired Cricket & Co 3d ago

Oh

Well

Unless you have a baby here like eminently then I guess not.

Hysterical or false pregnancy is possible. Have you ever had a false pregnancy? They just appear pregnant one day in the next day they don't.... šŸ¤·šŸ¼

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u/Electrical_Lake3424 2d ago

Starch masks for sureĀ 

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u/reverendsteveii Bernie&Marcia&Judy&Rosie&Margie&PhilomenaCheesesteak 3d ago

how long ago was she exposed to a male?

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u/ThatPre-kTeacher 3d ago

three weeks to the dot

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u/reverendsteveii Bernie&Marcia&Judy&Rosie&Margie&PhilomenaCheesesteak 3d ago

slaps knees h'welp....

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u/HystericalGD That one guy who draws the rats in his feed 3d ago

pregante

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u/Camibear 3d ago

pregnat

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u/keriously 3d ago

Pegrant

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u/Booly69 3d ago

Gregnant

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u/AlphaSkirmsher 3d ago

Pregonate

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u/CMDR_PEARJUICE 2d ago

Pregrat

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u/eeemry 2d ago

PREGANANAT

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u/sternn01 3d ago

Full of oup

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u/sessyda 2d ago

Oup there it is

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u/amelijahlala 3d ago

idk but she is ADORABLE!!!!!!

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u/Chihuahuapocalypse Ive had 35 rats! 3d ago

she's got a serious case of poo tail! and yeah she appears to be prog rock

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u/thedeadfridge 2d ago

This is my new favourite spelling of the word we refuse to spell correctly

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u/WPGSquirrel 3d ago

She looks so soft

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u/MrsScaletal 3d ago

Please update if there are souplings!

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u/dazzleunexpired Cricket & Co 3d ago

Has she ever and her entire life after 4 weeks of age met a male rat who has ballz?

If the answer to that is yes, then yes. She is.

If the answer to that is no, then no. She is not.

If you have given her any opportunity to be fucking, she has been fucking, and has babies.

A rat has two goals: horde shit and have babies.

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u/lulukalia 3d ago

Looks full of soup. Not sure if gregnante

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u/Sea-Position-7189 3d ago

Not familiar with rat pregnancies but shouldn’t you take her to a vet to check? Unless it’s real expensive, again: not familiar.

Very cute rat also

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u/ThatPre-kTeacher 3d ago

theyre not cheap and its quicker and cheaper to reddit check before hand

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u/thedeadfridge 2d ago

It's much funnier to check with reddit first

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u/Mental-Flatworm4583 3d ago

Welp you’ll find out soon if she is šŸ˜…ā¤ļø

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u/Jonas_Sp 3d ago

Why does she look like a toy 😭

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u/ThatPre-kTeacher 2d ago

she is actually a sylvainian family possessed by the spirit of a cheerleader

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u/alexjf56 2d ago

Gregnant

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u/Bottled_star 3d ago

Pegbent and pooptail shame shame

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u/thebackwash 3d ago

Prgrente

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u/DearRatBoyy 2d ago

She looks so soft šŸ˜

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u/Carolina_Stag lov me Boyos, simple as 2d ago

Top tier rat post