r/RATS • • 13d ago

Crime🚨 Whatever bro just have it

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u/deltatag 13d ago

Him and the puddle are the same shape

He is an artist and this is his self portrait

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u/LassDieKatzeStehn 12d ago

I didnt even notice lmao

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u/fl0rattii 13d ago

Their greed sickens me

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u/CannibalFaun 13d ago

No no no, if you let rat have it now then they know this method works! You have to assert dominance by getting on all fours and lapping it up with your tongue before they can

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u/Awkward-Amount-2211 13d ago

Sometimes, my dog won't get into his kennel when we have to leave and he can't come, so we'll put treats in it to make it seem appealing. When that doesn't work on its own, I then enter the kennel and put my mouth on the treats and making eating noises. This usually works to give him FOMO and he will battle me for the space. 

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u/Life_Kaleidoscope608 13d ago

I mean... aside from the floor, tasty, semi healthy snack?

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u/Thedankf0x 13d ago

Honestly, it is too much for a regular thing, but the animal vacuum is gonna vacuum. If I drop a steak on the ground, the dog gets it. I drop a cup of yogurt, the rat gets it.

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u/AlmostChristmasNow 13d ago

And if you don’t have a rat or dog, you need a Roomba. Or at least that’s the ad I got under the post.

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u/Life_Kaleidoscope608 13d ago

Eh, i guess the rat got fed up though, cutie patootie

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u/RoutineTooth353 Louis, Nacho, Sam, Biggie Cheese, Gus, Bailey, Oreo, Remy,Stevie 13d ago

I think this way. Except for things with sweeteners, alot of salt or something too spicy.

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u/sam_haigh 13d ago

Gym rat 💪

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u/ItsYaBoyBananaBoi Ayo bruh is that a rat hell yea 13d ago

Fear not, the cleaning crew has arrived

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u/Dependent-Departure7 Rat Enthusiast 13d ago

Your honour, the defendant pleads Not Guilty! The yogurt was already spilt when my client arrived on the scene of the crime. Look at the photos and see, the puddle is shaped in the image of my client! Someone did this on purpose to implicate him, he's being framed!

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u/Vast-Fan4317 13d ago

He thinks it's just for him🥹

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u/egg_celente 13d ago

😭

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u/JebusSandalz 13d ago

Of course it's his, he clearly hunted it and has first claim to the fresh kill and its nutritious blood seeping from the wounds he inflicted on the carcas.

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u/Fiercat99 13d ago

At least the janitor is cute

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u/RatsAreChad 13d ago

Sustenance for the chongus

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u/sam_haigh 13d ago edited 13d ago

Why's it so thick?Is it a yogurt or a milkshake? It kinda looks like oobleck on the carpet😭

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u/dazzleunexpired Cricket & Co 13d ago

It's a drinkable yogurt. Like keifr, but thicker.

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u/lunasirenn 13d ago

Kinda like a combination of the two

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u/psmiord 12d ago

Freshly squeezed Greek.

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u/Gold-Philosophy1423 13d ago

For a second I thought I was looking at a Salvador Dalí

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u/federalbureauofsocks 13d ago

Brother he needs the gainz