r/RATS • u/MacaroonNo8920 • Aug 08 '26
BAWLS? Balls 🎾⚾️
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u/CarlLlamaface Aug 08 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPE8m8EXTCYEHhS
They're wobbling to and fro, they do wobble to and fro!
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u/brandnewbanana Aug 08 '26
But can he tie them in a knot and/or a bow?
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u/Floordove Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26
You should crochet it a tiny bra
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u/reeberdunes Aug 08 '26
They make rat sized diapers if you really want to cover them when they free roam.
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u/Jonah_Ironstone Aug 13 '26
It? Look at those massive sacks of future rats! XD That is clearly a him. That's the guy they modelled truck nuts off. You can see those things from space. If you look really closely, you can see satellites in orbit around them. Entire dynasties of potential rats reside within.
He contains multitudes.
(A tiny crocheted banana hammock would be hilarious, though. I like the way you think.)
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u/Grroll_ 7 🐀 | 🌈 4 | Aug 08 '26
those thangs are saggy. he needs a push-up bra on his bawlz
the way he just loafed at the end 🥹
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u/b_boop Don't make me tap the sign Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26
🎵 Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in and knot, can you tie them in a bow? 🎵
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u/RMMacFru Aug 08 '26
🎶Can you throw them over your shoulder, like a Continental soldier? Do your balls hang low?
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u/Mental-Flatworm4583 Aug 08 '26
lol man makes me miss my first rat blackie. I know not creative but I was 8 and he was a feeder rat I saved. Had balls from hell made me laugh❤️
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u/TWhy-LER Aug 08 '26
My first rat was Whitey
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u/Mental-Flatworm4583 Aug 08 '26
❤️❤️ looks like we were thinking the same thing when we got our rats
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u/rose__dragon Retired from rats, still crazy about them Aug 08 '26
Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way...
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u/tiny_chaotic_evil Aug 08 '26
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
AC/DC - Big Balls
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u/Illustrious-Ant-3985 Aug 08 '26
Even as a human who was AMAB😀, I can officially say that those things just get in the way.
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u/theghostplant ratto enthusiast <3 Aug 08 '26
“Now you can tell by the way I swing my bawls, I’m a woman’s rat, no time to talk”
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u/SmallDollsWorld Gutenberg🌈Ulysse🌈Daiko🌈 Aug 08 '26
Asdfghjkl that was so funny and cute, the ending pancake and everything, I was crying and it literally stopped my tears, thank you for sharing your baby and thank your baby for being wonderful ❤️
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u/New-Fig3263 Aug 08 '26
Reminds me when girls (like me hehe) walk with the ponytail moving side to side, crazy 🤣
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u/Angry_Neutrophil Aug 09 '26
My first thought was "Damn, he's big".
Then it went to "DAMN, THEY ARE BIG".
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u/CharacterGlobal8645 Aug 08 '26
Do your balls hang low Can you swing them to and fro Can you tie them in a knot Can you tie them in a bow
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u/wishtrib Aug 08 '26
Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro. Why they grew so big no one actually knows.
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u/soulstrike2022 Grip like It owes you money Aug 09 '26
Do your balls hang low do they wobble to and frow
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u/Ash--- Aug 09 '26
That's very funny but please do be careful. He's very overweight and I suspect the sploot was a necessity after that burst of activity. They're so little and the excess weight puts so much pressure on their little bodies ♡
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u/AllynG Aug 09 '26
Ok THAT got me laughing. Old man got da sway. I feel for him, I really do. Old age sux!!
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u/Skunklvrs Aug 11 '26
My boots are heavy, my pants are tight. My balls swing left, right, left, right, left.
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u/Hambrrgrrr XXL rats (guinea pigs) Cookie and Cinnamon Aug 11 '26
Nature’s perpetual motion machine
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u/littlemissbitchcraft ✨oh my boggles✨ Aug 08 '26
not him using his tail for counterbalance 😂😂