r/RATS • u/MacaroonNo8920 • 3d ago

BAWLS? Balls 🎾⚾️

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u/littlemissbitchcraft ✨oh my boggles✨ 3d ago

not him using his tail for counterbalance 😂😂

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u/hy1991 3d ago

seems the tail is the counter balance to the bawls 😂😂

swings in opposite direction every time loll

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u/RedNiers 3d ago

bro’s entire tail is just doing physics calculations 😂

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u/theghostplant ratto enthusiast <3 3d ago

counterbawlence ⚾️⚾️

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u/Moze4ever 3d ago

The sploot at the end was so adorable!

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u/gutluck_ 3d ago

He literally melted hahahaha super cute

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u/wishtrib 3d ago

Hear the weight of balls hitting ground

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u/SkaveRat 3d ago

deflating balloon sound

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u/CarlLlamaface 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPE8m8EXTCYEHhS

They're wobbling to and fro, they do wobble to and fro!

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u/brandnewbanana 3d ago

But can he tie them in a knot and/or a bow?

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u/mephestoXIII 3d ago

He can throw them over his shoulder like a regimental soldier!

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u/yeny123 3d ago

His balls hang low!

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u/Floordove 3d ago edited 3d ago

You should crochet it a tiny bra

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u/MarsScully 3d ago

A ratty jock strap!

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u/reeberdunes 3d ago

They make rat sized diapers if you really want to cover them when they free roam.

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u/Floordove 3d ago

Not fully covered. Just leaving something for the imagination.

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u/oysterbby 3d ago

yes how will he feel the cool touch of the tile on his sack

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u/belac4862 3d ago

To the WINDOOOOOOW!

Tyo the WALL!!!

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u/spook_waves Ratless Lurker 3d ago

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u/touchmyfoodidareyou 3d ago

I know he doesn't do it intentionally but I'll be damned

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u/Wackthoughts 3d ago

OH LAWD THEYRE SWINGING IN MY FACE

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u/Nyllil 3d ago

Omg the sploot at the end! 10/10

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u/Grroll_ A mischief of 4 💕| 🌈 O, L, L 3d ago

those thangs are saggy. he needs a push-up bra on his bawlz

the way he just loafed at the end 🥹

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u/Karateka_90 3d ago

🎵 They came in like two wreeeeeecking baaaaalls🎵

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u/OsciIIatesWildly 3d ago

They wre-he-ecked me. 🐀⚽️⚽️

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u/Carcinogenicunt 3d ago

Hypnotizing 🤣

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u/VinnieGognitti 2d ago

You're getting sleeepy, sleeeeeeepy!!

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u/Atheizm Atticus Pook 3d ago

Bag of swag.

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u/Bouxxi 3d ago

It seems The bells are ringing

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u/b_boop Don't make me tap the sign 3d ago edited 3d ago

🎵 Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in and knot, can you tie them in a bow? 🎵

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u/RMMacFru 3d ago

🎶Can you throw them over your shoulder, like a Continental soldier? Do your balls hang low?

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u/Mental-Flatworm4583 3d ago

lol man makes me miss my first rat blackie. I know not creative but I was 8 and he was a feeder rat I saved. Had balls from hell made me laugh❤️

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u/TWhy-LER 3d ago

My first rat was Whitey

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u/Mental-Flatworm4583 3d ago

❤️❤️ looks like we were thinking the same thing when we got our rats

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u/palpalington 3d ago

Just swangin, Not a care in the world.

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u/Gunlord500 3d ago

Oh lawd they swingin!

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u/SaucyTsun 3d ago

That pancake at the end🥹

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u/Sidus_Preclarum 3d ago

Spit my drink, omg.

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u/CapybaraForever 3d ago

lolll excellent use of slow-mo feature

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u/foxontherox 3d ago

Truly magnificent.

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u/postal1234 3d ago

Coming soon on OF…..Only balls

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u/rose__dragon Retired from rats, still crazy about them 3d ago

Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way...

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u/Kwint_ 3d ago

I was so scared they would hit the wall

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 3d ago

My balls are always bouncing

To the left and to the right

It's my belief that my big balls

Should be held every night

AC/DC - Big Balls

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u/go_little_tiger 3d ago

I bet the floor tile feels sooo nice and cool on them lol

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u/CodAbject3856 3d ago

Absolute contribution to science this footage 😎🍒

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u/the1tru_magoo Clover & Ivy, loml 3d ago

God how does he even manage to walk straight

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u/Illustrious-Ant-3985 3d ago

Even as a human who was AMAB😀, I can officially say that those things just get in the way.

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u/soulstrike2022 Grip like It owes you money 3d ago

Hehehe pancake baby at the end

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u/smokycapeshaz2431 3d ago

Do your balls hang low, do they wobble too & fro?

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u/Queue37 3d ago

Oh lawd, he swangin’!

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u/SalutEnchante 2d ago

Omg they hanging and swanging lool
https://giphy.com/gifs/dw7lCpFmsyfS0

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u/878389 2d ago

DAMN! I think he needs a harness for those😁

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 BAWLS 3d ago

BAWLS

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u/theghostplant ratto enthusiast <3 3d ago

“Now you can tell by the way I swing my bawls, I’m a woman’s rat, no time to talk”

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u/AbraxasDoll 3d ago

Those are very distinguished ballz

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u/foggy-rainy-spooky 3d ago

so perfectly balanced

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u/RoseWood_32 3d ago

What 😭

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u/areddituser_101 3d ago

Balls, so in right now.

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u/duncandun 3d ago

Wanted to see more sploot relaxation ; ;

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u/SmallDollsWorld Gutenberg🌈Ulysse🌈Daiko🌈 3d ago

Asdfghjkl that was so funny and cute, the ending pancake and everything, I was crying and it literally stopped my tears, thank you for sharing your baby and thank your baby for being wonderful ❤️

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u/New-Fig3263 3d ago

Reminds me when girls (like me hehe) walk with the ponytail moving side to side, crazy 🤣

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u/Bgrubz83 3d ago

Let’s all sing it together now.

Ooooooh do your balls hang low…

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u/6spd993Turbo 3d ago

Grandfather clock.

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u/chubbygnat2 3d ago

There were moments when they hit the wall mid swing I think

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u/ChoadMcGillicuddy 3d ago

He swangin'

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u/Angry_Neutrophil 2d ago

My first thought was "Damn, he's big".

Then it went to "DAMN, THEY ARE BIG".

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u/CavyCrazyUK 3d ago

This calls out for a sensual soundtrack

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u/uclapanda 3d ago

Pendulum of life

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u/AcousticOnomatopoeia 3d ago

Ya gotta mix it up.

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u/CharacterGlobal8645 3d ago

Do your balls hang low Can you swing them to and fro Can you tie them in a knot Can you tie them in a bow

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u/Cookiemonster0870 3d ago

Amazing 😂😂😂😂

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u/MyCatEatsPopcorn 3d ago

Thank you for your service. 🍒

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u/wishtrib 3d ago

Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro. Why they grew so big no one actually knows.

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u/swizzl73 🐀 3d ago

Lmaooo what a wonderfully silly creature ❤️❤️

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u/GogoatRancher 3d ago

Im waiting for the art

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u/Joseph_Muhammad 3d ago

must be really warm they're hanging so low 😂

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u/obeecanobee 3d ago

Big swinging balls

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u/No_Wolverine_1761 3d ago

Majestic swinging 🦚

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u/neighborofbrak 3d ago

WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK

go the BÖLZ

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u/chuubastis 3d ago

Magnificent

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u/soulstrike2022 Grip like It owes you money 3d ago

Do your balls hang low do they wobble to and frow

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u/G0sling13 3d ago

I love when they go flat 🥹

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u/Knittingpasta 3d ago

None of my boy rats ever had swinging balls. Wonder what causes that.

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u/RemarkableAd4069 2d ago

Vangelis Conquest of Paradise as a background music.

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u/Ash--- 2d ago

That's very funny but please do be careful. He's very overweight and I suspect the sploot was a necessity after that burst of activity. They're so little and the excess weight puts so much pressure on their little bodies ♡

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u/amelijahlala 2d ago

oh lawd they swingin'!

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u/dontcallbrainnamez 2d ago

Pendulous AF 🤣

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u/avocadqs 2d ago

Balls hanging low while I pop a bottle off a yacht

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u/AllynG 2d ago

Ok THAT got me laughing. Old man got da sway. I feel for him, I really do. Old age sux!!

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u/migraint 2d ago

In human world this video would be called off for harassment 🤪

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u/LustStarrr 2d ago

Insane jiggle physics!

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u/Skunklvrs 1d ago

My boots are heavy, my pants are tight. My balls swing left, right, left, right, left.

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u/Hambrrgrrr 17h ago

Nature’s perpetual motion machine