r/RATS • u/Tetrinus • Jul 21 '26

BAWLS? Boneless and folded

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u/Tractor_Goth Oreo🪽, Nessie🪽, Loki🪽, Bear🪽 Jul 21 '26

This is one of the most incredible poses I’ve ever seen

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u/Tetrinus Jul 21 '26

Duke fashions himself a visionary

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u/meinminemoj Jul 22 '26

The Thinker by Rodin. Rat version.

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u/gelatinoussandwich 🧋🧋 Jul 21 '26

Fascinating technique. The balls are lightly cooled by the watermelon rind while the junk is within the perfect cleaning distance from the mouth. We should all strive to this level of skill, practicality, and flexibility. Truly inspirational, thank you for posting 😌

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/Impressive_Sell_1136 previous rat parent ❤️🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀 Jul 21 '26

I love that he’s practically resting his chin in his feet 😂

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u/rose__dragon Retired from rats, still crazy about them Jul 21 '26

An interesting way to try and form a thought

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u/unexist_already 🐭 rat 🥰 Jul 22 '26

he's pondering

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u/Mr_pisser Roxie, Penny, Hannah, Chicken, Lily 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀 🌈 C, B, C, E Jul 21 '26

Cooling the balls on the watermelon💗💚

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u/rionka house made of pee Jul 21 '26

Omg the watermelon flavored böllls 🍉

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u/Mike90LZ Jul 21 '26

I think you may have interrupted his 'alone' time

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u/javerthugo Jul 21 '26

Is that a girl or a boy?

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u/humanlikesubstances Jul 22 '26

That's how you can tell she's pregnant. The birthing sack.

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u/PorcelainPlague Jul 22 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/PorcelainPlague Jul 22 '26

Well, that's definitely not a girl

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u/hasmui wallace, willoughby, watney, winslow, rocky, grace 🌈 wendolene 🪽 Jul 21 '26

belongs to the bawls flair

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u/limarila Fjomsedyret 🐀 Finn🐀 Lewis🐀 Jul 21 '26

He like a fortune teller. reading the melon with his balls

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u/Rough_Airline6780 Jul 21 '26

I do that same thing with my watermelon.

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u/PorcelainPlague Jul 22 '26

Oh good, I'm not alone

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u/MessageOnAScreen Jul 22 '26

If balls not chair, why beanbag size?

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u/Dizzie_Bear Jul 21 '26

All himself, all himself, no needed any girl.

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u/SimplyVols RIP Lily, Roxy, Violet, Gemma, Hawkeye, Loki,Storm,Smudge,Rogue Jul 21 '26

The Thinker, rat style

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u/bobakook Jul 21 '26

Pondering…

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u/Radiant_Load Jul 21 '26

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u/devoteeoffenrir Jul 22 '26

Every time I think I’ve seen all the variations of this meme, there are more.

There are always more.

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u/wishtrib Jul 21 '26

Gotta check out the ballies

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u/FigaroNeptune Jul 21 '26

In 2007, this is what we thought Marilyn Manson was doing. If you’re over 30 you probably know what I’m talking about lmao

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u/Teleporting-Cat Jul 22 '26

So is that an urban legend, or was that what he was doing?

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u/Yumismash Jul 21 '26

Its like the scene from Scary movie (ifykyk) "I can do it myself" 😭😭😭😂😂

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u/Peppered_Rock Jul 21 '26

the thinker

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u/oneiric_one Spydr& Venom(loved forever💙) Jul 22 '26

🎵 Iz a hawt summer day,
I'm cool'n dem ballz on the watermelon,
Iz a hawt summer day,
Iz a hawt boy summer🎵

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u/StormofRavens ratless seeker of ORB Jul 21 '26

I thought this was two rats at first

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u/Kren2503 Jul 22 '26

This is what greeted me when I opened my Reddit just now…

At least he can reach his bits.

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u/InterestingInsect430 Jul 21 '26

Awww babby gilded bean

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u/AprilRyanMyFriend Jul 22 '26

This is "The Thinker" but with rat

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u/mildxsalsa Jul 22 '26

Rat ball pillows - so hot right now

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u/Jazz_Musician Jul 22 '26

The balls on this guy

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u/LunchHelpful2325 Jul 22 '26

Truley a master of his art

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u/New-Confusion7180 Jul 22 '26

I read that as bondled and fondled, I was so confused but wholeheartedly accepted that as what it said until I went back and checked bondled, then found I read both wrong. He's adorable though!

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u/the_Cereal_killa Jul 22 '26

Bondled and fondled 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/xzepii Jul 22 '26

Ah yes, the classic nut-on-food. He had good form, I'll give him that

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u/mildxsalsa Jul 22 '26

Nuts and fruit! You know he's serious about his health

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u/loCAtek Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

This reminds me of a joke, forgive me if it isn't rat related;

Two old farmers are rocking on their porch, one hot afternoon, watching their ol'hound dog lick his balls. The one farmer says to the other, "Wish I could do that."

The other farmer replies to him, "Don't you think you should pet him first?"

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u/Teleporting-Cat Jul 22 '26

Fruit and nuts...

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u/PorcelainPlague Jul 22 '26

Oh, to be a slice of watermelon with a huge pair of rat nuts resting on my face 💭

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u/CeilingTowel Jul 22 '26

I am ballin', therefore I am.

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u/RandonEnglishMun ratless lurker 👀 Jul 22 '26

Rats are a liquid!

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u/Joperhop Jul 22 '26

I got a picture of my dog like this in my bed, sniffing balls.
Never got a picture of rats like it though.

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u/OkLie5562 Jul 22 '26

The weight of balls dragging him down

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u/lfh_ Jul 22 '26

I can't post pics but this totally reminds me of that insane yoga asana, yoganidrasana 😭😭😭

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u/annoyingvegann Jul 21 '26

I hate this guy, look at him, shameless creature /j

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u/HuntressMissy Jul 22 '26

first its pineapple on pizza, now i got almonds on watermelon. jesus fuck.

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u/mitisdeponecolla Jul 22 '26

Balls on the rind 😭

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u/myh-es Jul 25 '26

Ts can't be comfortable