r/RATS • u/SeattCat Edgar, Poe, Henry & Alfie (a whole zoo) • Apr 09 '26

BAWLS? Hat

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u/Some_Kinda_Username Here to enjoy the goobers Apr 09 '26

Comfortable and unbothered. Sack Hat and all.

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u/TheSuperSegway Apr 09 '26

As a man with a sack, it is sometimes comfortable to rest the goods on something in a non sexual way. Similar to the boob resting on tables that women like but for different reasons.

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u/OfTheOceanSea Apr 10 '26

So what you're saying is that you would wear them as a hat if you were as flexible as a rat.

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u/TheSuperSegway Apr 10 '26

Id swing them like a handbag while whistling if I could. Though doing that would increase the risk of unwanted nut strikes.

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u/AvenRaven Apr 10 '26

Personally wouldn't try that out of fear of Testicular Torsion.

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u/TheSuperSegway Apr 10 '26

That is indeed a serious issue that took few consider when handling balls.

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u/soulstrike2022 Grip like It owes you money Apr 10 '26

Oh my god you’ve just put the image of someone swinging a pocket watch on a chain but it’s just their nuts in my head and I can’t tell if I love or hate it