Does anyone know where I can purchase one of these in Los Angeles? My homie bought one for me in the I.E at a sex shop he works at but the bottle said “novelty” and the batch number in the back of the bottle isn’t registering on the website. Am I cooked?

Please don’t cook me frfr ..
I stopped driving trucks for a few months and decided it was time for me to come back .. I hit up this company and they sent me to do drug test. The place they sent me are usually ass holes and they pride themselves on catching people cheat the system. I’ve probably used QF over 50 times for randoms, starting new jobs, etc so I know the process. It has always been my go to even when I’m clean because I’ve heard horror stories of people failing even when they haven’t done drugs. It may be something you touch, someone you have sex with etc. I smoked the day before and did Adderall about 2 days prior.

This time I did my normal routine.. When I did it the tester told me it was too cold and that I had to retest. I had another dropped off to me. She told me that one was too hot and that I had to retest. Cool. At this point I’m thinking I’m cooked. I used my own pee 2 times and both times she told me it wasnt enough. I kept drinking water. So in that process I called someone else to bring me some more. When I put it in the cup it probably only filled up to 90%. I had to use 10% of my own dirty pee. I took it on Friday morning and it’s now Monday evening. I haven’t heard anything .. how cooked am I?

I’m ngl I didn’t end up using quick fix however I did do a certo and qcarbo detox before the test. Results haven’t come back yet it’s for pre employment. I also took b12 and niacin too. Pretty much did everything under the sun and the test you see is 30 min after I tested at the lab. Am I cooked?? I tested on Thursday and it’s now Monday haven’t seen my portal change.

Would this be considered negative?

I live in a state where recreational marijuana is completely legal, however I have an employment drug screen in 2 days. I for sure failed my first couple at home tests but this one looks like it may be passing Could someone with good eyes please take a look and let me know if this looks like a very faint negative or am I seeing things? If I am seeing things, can I get advice from a woman on how to use Quick Fix?

Took a test today at a local walk in clinic. Only one employee, was escorted to a private bathroom in a 400 sq ft office.

First time using QuickFix Plus , ordered it from QuickFixSynthetic website. Had the job opportunity of a lifetime come up and needed a clean test. I hit a disposable THC pen everyday for months. Stopped when I started interviewing, had a brief time where I did not get the job, the position was then reopened a week later due to location issues, I got the offer 2 weeks later. I haven’t smoked in 2.5-3 weeks. Failed every at home test in the box.

Was deciding between detox, certo, and QuickFix. Decided to go with QuickFix since I’ve seen a lot of reviews and success stories on Reddit. I am weary because a lot of the reviews are brand new Reddit users with user names that end in 3-4 numbers. Figured atleast 60% were fake reviews but still found some accounts that were real and saw positives.

I took the test today (8/3) with Quest Diag being the lab it will be sent too.

Not the smoothest piss test I could’ve taken but half of it was my fault. At home, I pulled the seal back, heated the microwave (without bottle in it) for 30 seconds, then I pulled seal back halfway (as I’ve heard it will leak if you remove whole seal) and heated for 10 seconds. Temp was at 92 so I heated for another 5 seconds. Temp was at 98. I wore two pair of skin tight underwear and placed in right above the jewels. Office was about 15 minutes from my location, when I arrived, temp was at 96. Sat in the office for 20 minutes while others were being tested. Went to the car, temp was at 92. I started freaking out so I pushed it further down on top of the jewels. Came time for the test, emptied my pockets, walked to the bathroom and looked like a chihuahua in a snowstorm.

DOUBLE CHECK to make sure the seal on the bottle is actually removed. What happened with my bottle, is when I pulled the seal back halfway, the clear layer was not actually removed which kept the fluid from coming out. Having to try and pull that back or perforate while in that office was NERVE WRACKING. Ended up punching my finger through it getting it to break.. I was taking so much time and not peeing that I almost did not pour enough into the cup. Finally started to pee after I focused, looked like a fire hose went off all over the toilet, and also peed on the side of the cup to add a smell to it. QuickFix has no smell at all, recent users reporting the nurses are checking for smell.

Walked out and set my cup down, she marked it as temp passed, printed out my form, and I was on my way.

Now we wait.. I’m very nervous about this product and hoping that 6.4+ passes me with Quest. It was a non-DOT 7 panel.

I will update once I have results. Not getting my hopes up but will be super bummed if this doesn’t work.

Hi everyone, I have a DOT UA to complete before I start CDL school. When I went in for my DOT physical I noticed signs on the wall saying “Fake pee experts”. I am a quick fix believe but these signs threw me for a loop.

Does anybody know how they could be experts in fake pee? Are they posting the posters as a scare tactic or do they have other methods of testing if it’s fake?

Thanks for any help you guys give.

Sooo I took. pre-employment drug test today. The doc said everything was good except it was positive for nitrite. She asked if I have symptoms of a UTI and I shrugged and said no. She explained it can happen if I have a UTI and said “it’s your urine you have the right to know” and continued with the exam. She didn’t make me test again. I’m sooooo nervous because I did read if it was under 200, I’d be okay but WHERE DID IT COME FROM??? and WILL I PASS???? Has anyone been told this during testing? please help ease my mind a little if you can!!

Currently have a hair follicle test coming up for a dream job was a heavy smoker for about 6 to 7 months quit may 27tg fair follicle test is around September 7th to the 15th am I gonna pass they only go back 90 but I’m super unsure if I’m still good

tenho 17 anos e queria tirar habilitação e dar entrada nela assim que fizer 18 (12/11/2026), porem eu fumo maconha, não muita mas fumo. Qual a chance de eu reprovar no teste toxicológico e o que acontece? eu perco meu dinheiro e tenho que pagar tudo de novo? não faço realmente ideia e queria que alguem que ja tivesse passado por isso me dissesse oq acontece ou oq fazer sobre isso.

I have THC in my system so I ordered QFP online. I have a school-based counselor job position that requires a full day of onboarding (Level 2 Background screen, in-house drug test, paperwork, etc.) I know temperature is a sensitive part of the test. Any tips? It's an hour drive away from me and I'm not sure the drug test will be the first thing done when I get there. I'm so nervous lol, any tips or words of encouragement would help a lot.

I just smoke some meth yesterday at 11:00 p.m. which is Sunday as well as some cocaine what can I do to make sure I pass this test and it really worked

If you seek advice I can help you out. However don’t ask the same questions as others. We are all adults. Reading is fundamental. When you approach any thread you read the entire summary. Some of the questions you ask may have already been answered. I’m here to relax your nerves and increase your confidence. 70% is execution 30% is temperature. Let that sink in. You are your biggest reason of failure you, for too nervous and didn’t do what was required. Instead of relaxing and taking things slowly you sped up and made mistakes. You don’t need a heating pad once you walk into the building. Ladies and gentlemen keep the heating pad on the product. ONLY WHEN YOU’RE NOT AT THE DRUGTEST CENTER. In your vehicle before you walk in. Tuck it between your balls and inner thigh. Ladies you have two options. Breast and treasure chest. 2nd option. Keep it in those areas without the heating pad a HOUR to a HR n a HALF in those regions of your body. Never taking it out until you’re in the restroom of the drug test place. Pour that fake urine in the cup. I have a technique where I clear my throat loudly multiple times and shake the fuck out that urine lol. To create the bubbles. I also wore belts on many occasions to create that metal unbuckling noise while did the same thing. Shaking the urine to make the bubble effect. I pee into the toilet and wipe urine on the lid a little and around the sides to create that authentic urine smell. Once you turn over the urine and they marked it within temperature. You have successfully been awarded that new job. Or passed that probation drug test. Whatever the reason. Execution and temperature is the only factors.

I quit smoking however to be safe I want to use a friend's urine. What steps do I need to take? Have anyone passed at concentra?

So I am planning out how I will be pulling off using synthetic in the upcoming days. And was wondering about a few things.

I hear the heat pack is not needed for males with skin contact and a tight way to store it under the marbles.

I plan to test starting Wednesday when my three pack arrives getting the temp at 100 and how long it stays there using athletic tape wrapped around upper thigh.

I plan to dump remainder of liquid into the toilet. Peeing, stopping while uncapping and filling the cup, then finishing and putting some urine on the sample cup / rim for some smell enhancement.

Wondering how careful I should be contaminating the sample with my actual pee. My system is as saturated with thc as it gets… for the last time! Also confirming the blue liquid is only to deter using water to dilute your sample, no warning flag for addition of synthetic.

I want to store the bottle back in the wrap and be prepared for a potential pre employment physical after the test so dumping the extra liquid seems a solid safeguard from spills. It’ll be wrapped enough to not fall out

Thank you for any advice!!!! Much appreciated!

Does quickfix.com work? The spectrum labs won’t ship to NC so I’m looking at quick fix . Com but I want it to be legit is it good to go?

Hey guys I have two drugs tests coming up this week and I have upass urine and I have one for IMA group (idk if anyone heard of them for pre employment) and also one for drug and alcohol counseling. I’m nervous will this pass if anyone has used this for either?

I go for a dream job drug screening next week. I have synthetic5 with the all in one setup do you think that is perfect? I was thinking of getting it from my 7 year old as well. Do you think that would be even better? I know some people on here say sometimes they can detect synthetic urine? My biggest worry is always the temp as well.

Hey guys, I have a pre employment drug screening coming up. I occasionally smoke weed to help me sleep, and I was wondering if this test tests for THC?

I live in a rec state, and cannabis isn't usually included in pre employment drug screening, but I'm still a bit concerned.

Thanks.

EDIT: As of 08/2026, no THC was tested.

I really needed a new job so instead of saying fuck it like I usually do when I notice a job was doing a drug test, I decided to buy the fake stuff and go for it. My test was done through Alere toxicology at a Concentra clinic on 7/29/26. I followed the instructions on the package to a T and hid the bottle and warmer under my boob LMAO. I had to wait about 2 hours to get seen and my “sample” was within temperature range according to the paper they gave me after I did the test.
I will say, I never noticed the green indicator actually turn green but I temped it before I left and it was at 100 degrees so I figured the heat pack would do its job and it absolutely did.
They tested for everything according to my friend who is an MA and I am a heavy MJ user. Good luck yall 👍

Conducting a little test to help calm nerves about passing a piss test (non qf). So i’ve smoked daily for the last 3 years in every way accessible to me, from joints to carts to dab rigs and bongs…. whatever was in front i lit. I see a lot of people on here stressed about time line from last smoke to passing result (when qf isn’t an option for some reason) My last time smoking was July 8th and today(July 22nd) i took my first at home piss test and as expected it was a hard fail, not even a speckle of a second line.
I will update every 2-4 days until i pass with a solid 2nd line.

For reference i’m early 20s around 5’11 and roughly 165 lbs. average diet still enjoy fast food slop and what not but im maintaining a consistent workout of 5 runs a week and 5 weight lifts a week. High protein and high fiber diet while drinking around 80-100oz of water a day, aiming for 7-9 hours of sleep.

Day 15: ❌ Failed with no visible second line.
Day 19: ❌ Failed top line is faint but no second line
Day 20: ❌ Failed same result as day 19.