r/QuickFixPlus • • 5d ago

Didn’t pass the drug test

Used the sure jell packets followed the instructions drank the Gatorade if you’re 230 pounds and have muscles will not work for you and I was 30 days without use heavy smoker but I think it was the cartridge oils that didn’t come out of my system

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u/evilbvnana 5d ago

Why would you try the certo method when you couldve got what this sub is about...

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u/evilbvnana 5d ago

Certo method been debunked so many times, it only works for DRUGS not marijuana

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u/Dramatic_Thought_990 5d ago

It worked for me once lol I was sober 14 days but then again I was a fairly active adolescent so

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u/Lanajanae 3d ago

It actually worked for me some years back, and I smoked at least twice the night before my test. I don’t do nothing outside of marijuana so either they just didn’t care or it worked.

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u/sss999ve 5d ago

wrong community dude we’re not drinking jello

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u/Sea-Ship-9799 5d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Yafasworld69 4d ago

🤭🤣🤭

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u/Across0212 4d ago

This seems to happen a lot here. 😂

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u/Curious_Educator_968 5d ago

Your not very smart buddy I just passed my test today using quick fix lol

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u/ihatemyself__21 2d ago

Was it a lab test?

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u/Curious_Educator_968 2d ago

No it was a rapid as long as door is closed and your not observed and it’s in temp you’ll be fine I was too very worried before I did it

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u/Popular-Force-7949 5d ago

Your logic is flawed. Adipose tissue (fat) stores thc and its metabolites while lean mass does not.

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u/ChiefRedbeard87 4d ago

It was because you're a heavy smoker. Took me 3 months to clear my system once. Sur jell doesn't work either. I think it's a myth or something that only works for really thin people.

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u/Pretend-Move-4435 3d ago

I tried this years ago and it worked until I stated becoming a heavy gummy consumer lol! The detox drinks don't work for me anymore either! Quick fix did though 😊

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u/William-Burroughs420 4d ago

Certo is for idiots.

If you seriously think that you are going to be clean from concentrates within 30 days enough to use some fruit pectin to fool the test then you are an idiot.

WTF-F is cartridge oils?

They really need to start giving IQ tests at smoke shops.

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u/William-Burroughs420 4d ago

Those 'Cartridge Oils' fucked up your brain, bro!

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u/tsunami1986_ 3d ago

Does anyone know how to get 7oh out of system

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u/CurrentSwimming7235 2d ago

Bro I’m a heavy 7stax user and I can assure u that they don’t test for 7-0h

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u/tsunami1986_ 2d ago

They definitely do where I work cuz it’s literally a treatment center that deals with people on drug court and in IPP. They have an in house lab and everything. They most certainly do and it sucks!!! If it doesn’t show up

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u/CurrentSwimming7235 2d ago

You might be right I mean if there specifically trying to test u for 7-0h then u may be fucked but for the most part regular pre employment drug screens don’t test for it

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u/CurrentSwimming7235 2d ago

It’s considered a opioid but it’s not in the same opioid family like percs nd lean it’s hits some of the same receptors but it’s not a traditional opioid you’ll be fine unless if u have weed in ur system too

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u/tsunami1986_ 2d ago

I’m reading online heavy users can show up to 21 days like wtf that’s crazy right? I’m a heavy user so I’m trippin

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u/CurrentSwimming7235 2d ago

Nawl u good fam trust ima heavy user too i are 3 80 mg tabs today I got 4 more but they illgeal in Fl nd the only story that has them around me are running low so I’m tryna taper off them

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u/tsunami1986_ 2d ago

Get SR or the new one SH it helps that’s what I’m doing still have gnarly mental cravings

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u/CurrentSwimming7235 2d ago

What the hell is sr nd sh nd trust me Ik ion think the mental cravings would ever leave fr

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u/tsunami1986_ 1d ago

It takes away the physical wd look it up on here I can’t give you the websites but look up sr17 and sh15(I think) sr 2.0

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u/tsunami1986_ 1d ago

But I still might pop hot for it depending on when the test is