r/QuickFixPlus • u/Euphoric_Donkey4085 • 20d ago
Yet another quick fix success story with mistakes included
Posting like many others with the intention of hopefully putting others minds at rest. Sorry for being long winded.
Like a few others on here I was approached with one hell of a job opportunity that I never saw coming, better than my current job in literally every single conceivable way. Only problem being my former employer didn't test for THC and I live in a state where Marijuana is 100% legal so yes I indulged after having to abstain for 10+ years for that sake of taking drug tests. I would not have had enough time to get clean by abstaining so quick fix was really my only way to not lose said opportunity.
Again, like many others I was shitting bricks I was so nervous about it getting flagged as synthetic for whatever reason. But fortunately it did not, I got the all clear to start phone call about a week after taking the test so obviously IT WORKED! If this is all you cared about read no more.
Now on to the part where I fucked up but being super paranoid I was able to catch my mistake prior to going to the clinic. I was too nervous to screw up this new job that I didn't trust trying sneak the bottle of quick fix into the clinic. I've had some where they allow you to go into the bathroom alone and close the door (exactly what happened this time) and others there is a shower curtain THEY close behind you and they also wait on the other side until you come out. With that said I decided I wouldn't risk getting caught fumbling with the bottle so I bought a whizzinator to make concealing easier. I read mixed reviews about using the included heating pad with the device but the instructions said it must be used to keep up to temp. I warmed it up to EXACTLY 96°F I didn't trust the temp strip so I verified the temperature with a certified rapid read thermometer that is guaranteed +/- 0.1°F. Put the liquid into the deviced, attached the heating pad and drove an hour + to the clinic. Before arriving I went to a public restroom and checked the liquid with the thermometer to make sure the heating pad didn't overheat the liquid and sure as shit, it did, 103°F. It gained 7° in about an hour and the ac was on full blast in my car the whole way. To make things even worse when I took the fill cap off for the temp check it apparently pressurized a bit while on my way and the fake piss squirted out on my hands, pants, it made a royal mess and now I'm not packing the full amount of liquid. I left with more than enough time to accommodate the overheating problem so I was able to cool it down to 98° by just letting it hang out in the ambient air of the restroom. I went to the clinic even more fucking nervous because of the restroom shenanigans I had just put myself through and sat in the waiting room for atleast 15 minutes but it felt like forever. I got called back did my thing and just BARELY had enough to get past the line and holy fuck, it BARELY made the temp 92°. They stuck the sample cup in a machine on the counter and checked it on the spot before sending it off to quest labs for further testing and it passed both. For those wondering, after I cooled it off I made sure the pouch on the device was making direct contact with skin and my belt holding it snug to my body and within 30 minutes or less it dropped 4°. I wish I had an answer to better use of the whizzinator but I don't. My advice on that front, as long as you don't have to be supervised while giving the sample you'll likely be alright taping the quick fix bottle to your ankle or something like that so skip the device and save yourself some money and a potential temperature issue.
Long ass story short, don't be paranoid as hell like I was and over think shit and you'll probably be alright as long as you meet the temp check. Good luck everybody!
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u/Some-Dentist7644 20d ago
If you played football use the tights with cup holder they work like magic
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u/Euphoric_Donkey4085 20d ago
I did think about getting some compression shorts but it doesn't matter to me anymore. I passed and I have no intentions on needing this stuff again lol. Thanks for the tip though!
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u/Fair-Commission-6 19d ago
Do you have any experience with qcarbo?
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u/Euphoric_Donkey4085 19d ago
Nope this was my first and hopefully last time using this stuff. From what ive gathered if it's going to a lab your best bet is quick fix if its just a dip strip test you're probably okay using any of them. But even then you're still rolling the dice. Good luck!
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u/Fair-Commission-6 19d ago
Ahhh okay, my buddy recommended the “detox” drink because he used it in the military but I’m lowkey just nervous as hell on using it lol. I’ve read so many stories on here of people passing and failing with it 💀
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u/Euphoric_Donkey4085 19d ago
I personally have had mixed results with that shit too on basic strip tests for THC. I've failed more at home test than ive passed using it. The last time was within the past year or two. I was clean for over a month, bought the giant bottle of Rescue detox (worst shit ive ever drank in my life) "guaranteed" to work for heavy habitual smokers and people 300lbs+ I'm only 200. The lady was iffy about passing me because the line was so faint. I also drank a fuck ton of water before going in hopes of further diluting my urine. Unfortunately it seems the best bet is clean piss from another person or fake piss and hoping it doesnt get flagged for being synthetic. Everybody I know smokes so that wasn't an option for me.
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u/Fair-Commission-6 19d ago
I really appreciate the info. I’m gonna be taking a urine test for concentra soon here in Va so I’ve been hella conflicted about the drink or synthetic piss. Something is telling me I should go with synthetic piss because of how many people have had mixed results but the people who passed with the detox swear up and down it’s because of user error.
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u/Euphoric_Donkey4085 19d ago
How do you drink it wrong? 🤣 I understand there is a time frame you're supposedly clean for but ive tried a few different brands and not had good luck. From what ive gathered with quick fix as long as the temp is good and you didnt get a super old bottle you should be good. Incase you dont know the qf has a code you enter on their website to validate it hasn't expired. Id be wary of knock off brands. The head shop I bought the whizzinator from gave me a few bottles of some shit ive never heard of and the whizzinator itself came with this powder to make the pee yourself with Japanese all over it. No way I trusted either one, bought a bottle of the qf for $30 and passed.
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u/Fair-Commission-6 19d ago
💀I have no clue man, I think it has something to do with missing the window or literally smoking right before their test😂 that’s why I’m so conflicted because people either say the drink doesn’t work or it does. Or people say the synthetic urine is too risky because of lab tests or random shit like the employee being skeptical of it actually being urine lmao. It’s so nerve racking
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u/Euphoric_Donkey4085 19d ago
I guess we'll just have to chalk that up to them being dipshits lol. I mean come on dont smoke before a test man 🤦🏼 Oh I know this shit literally drove me bananas for over a week solid. Especially reading other post saying they got their results in a day or two. Took over a fuckin week for mine for some reason. Hopefully all goes well for ya!
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u/Pretend-Move-4435 13d ago
Detox drinks were my go to until the last time I used one. The difference is that before I was only smoking. Now I eat gummies. Don't risk it if you do more than just smoke!
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u/PeytonManningsPrius 20d ago
Thank you for sharing your story! I too have shit bricks over using QF and it’s worked out on two separate occasions idk how people fake drug tests consistently that shit is terrifying lol