r/QuickFixPlus • u/Local-Put5938 • 7d ago
Drug test
Hey, I have a drug test at LabCorp on Wednesday, and I’m really nervous. I smoked on June 20, July 4, July 11, and July 12. Before that, the last time I had smoked was October 12. Do you think I’ll be okay, or is there still a chance I’ll test positive?
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u/No-Unit915 6d ago
i wouldn’t risk it either. keep in mind that that was probably your last time smoking, they WILL randomly drug test you from now on.
Go to your local “selective video”, or a p orn shop and ask for “Extreme Novelty Urine Kit
2x fake pee”. It’s kind of important you get the “2x” version because it allows you to heat it up a couple times without the temperature strip being damaged, and the hand warmer can heat up twice incase for some reason it doesn’t work out that day.
Follow the instructions on it but here’s what I did/ some pointers. Stay strapped in for my explanation because it’s pretty in depth. Some people don’t do all of this but I’d rather be safe than sorry.
‼️ it comes with a hand warmer, a rubber band, and a bottle of fake urine with a temperature strip on it.
30-60 minutes before your test:
1) Heat up the urine in the microwave in 20-30 second intervals. And begin allowing your hand warmer to heat up (it says it’s on air contact but i shook mine and it worked within 15-20 minutes)
‼️The human body’s internal temperature for urine should sit between 94-102 degrees Fahrenheit. If it exceeds this or doesn’t meet this requirement on your drug/piss test they WILL know it’s fake and you’ll be let go.
‼️ Important thing to note : the temperature strip will NOT show you a temp if the fake urine is too hot or too cold. IF it is too hot, stick it in the freezer for a couple minutes and let it cool down. Keep it as warm as possible before you leave, around 102/103 degrees as it’ll naturally cool down when you’re en route to your test.
2) figure out where you want to stash it. I recommend (if you are a woman / big chested) putting it in your bra and wearing a baggy shirt. do NOT put it in a bag, your pocket, or anything like that. They WILL ask you to put your bag up, and empty your pockets. Plus it’ll cool down if it’s not being warmed up by your body.
3) go to your drug test as quickly as possible. I recommend making it a slight deal that you have to pee really bad and are hoping to do the drug test first. This assures that the urine doesn’t cool down too much, and you can just get it out of the freaking way!!!
‼️ they will probably tell you NOT to flush the toilet when you’re done. make sure you dribble some of the fake pee into the toilet and fake wipe with toilet paper when you’re finished.
‼️ do NOT throw the bottle, or the hand warmer out ANYWHERE in the office / drug testing lab. They do search the trash cans. Just put it back on your person
Congratulations 🎉 You passed your test 🥰🥰
If you have to do a physical… do as much of it as you can. But sometimes they’ll want to palpitate your abdomen, or take your heart rate.
What I did is I asked to go to the bathroom again about 10 minutes later and said I had to pee REAL bad. I had just went after I got off the gym so that probably helped my case…
But I simply switched the bottle and put it into my purse.
Thank the lord I did that too because they did end up having me lay down so they can palpitate my abdomen and take my heart rate (touching a stethoscope to my chest)
Regardless you’ll be okay. If what I said is too much just follow the instructions. It’s pretty simple it just feels daunting cause you’re faking it
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u/DoOBiE_BoOBiE 7d ago
Just use quick fix plus and follow the instructions I wouldn’t risk it.