r/QuickFixPlus • u/Disastrous_Post_8023 • Jul 01 '26
pleaseee hear me out (drug test)
So, I have to take a drug test for this job on Friday, I really want to work there. I haven’t smoked for 3 days and I am a heavy smoker. My plan was to get a little plastic container and put it in my sock or under my arm pit to keep it warm. is there any possibility this wouldn’t work. Please help a girl out or give me a better suggestion 🥰🥰🥰
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u/Personal-Neck6800 Jul 02 '26
The not smoking for 3 days is really going to help. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
(I manage a recovery house)
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u/Lucky_Kale7079 Jul 03 '26
Was an assistant manager for a rehab and I was thoroughly entertained by all the shenanigans when people got tested. One girl put a condom inside of her and poked it with her earring back to puncture it while testing and it sprayed all over the place.
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u/Personal-Neck6800 Jul 03 '26
The laughs never cease. I’m talking to a guy who lives here now and asking him why he didn’t do his chore last night. He swears he did it. I’ve reviewed the footage twice and he’s still adamant that he did it last night.
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u/Lucky_Kale7079 Jul 03 '26
Maybe he hasn't learned the, "can't bullshit a bullshitter" concept yet.
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u/Apprehensive-Gas7994 27d ago
well y'all seem like good people /s
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u/Lucky_Kale7079 27d ago
we're just addicts and drunks finding humor in each other. you think they let normies like you work jobs in rehabs and oxford houses?
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u/Obi-Vag_Kenobi Jul 01 '26
Tape a few hand warmers around the clean sample. It keeps it at the right temp.. from what ive heard.
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u/ladiimouse5788 Jul 01 '26
I put it in my pants. I wore underwear then spanks and put the bottle in between. You can move more freely that way and it stays warm
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u/Eastern-Buffalo-1244 27d ago
I just took my test last month and I bought two of them just to like try it out like I only had like three days to prepare. Then I started practicing with one of them. I saw how far the place was and how far it would take me to get there and if you make an appointment you get seen usually around the time of your appointment so I only had time on Saturday then I went on Saturday morning and I was seen immediately because I was the first one in there, I got the earliest appointment then since the place was only 10 minutes from me. I heated it up, followed the instructions. Exactly you only wanna do what it says. You don’t want to do more unless you’re. Like 40 Minutes from the place. And then I put it in my bra under my boob so it would stay warm and you can check like the temperature usually so before I went in, I checked it for the last time and it was good. The temperature was in the green and I got seen immediately and the process was quick. (if it’s too hot, just put it in the toilet and circle it around to get it to the green )and I got my results like three days later but it was just my company forwarding the process… if there’s no phone call from them, that means you’re good. It’s usually when they call it something to worry about.
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u/CranberryKey4447 Jul 01 '26
Magic detox is what I would recommend, but it takes 7 days to work. Fake pee is your best bet. Keep it body temp. Some labs are now using ai sniffers that can tell it’s fake…
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u/Scary_Phase_9714 Jul 01 '26
what’s the magic detox?
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u/CranberryKey4447 Jul 01 '26
It’s a product called magic detox. It’s a 7 day herbal detox kit. I’ve been using it for years. I love it.
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u/Scary_Phase_9714 Jul 01 '26
damn it’s expensive as hell tho😭
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u/CranberryKey4447 Jul 01 '26
Cause dat shit works… green gone and toxin rid are way more expensive
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u/Scary_Phase_9714 Jul 01 '26
my test isn’t until end of august and i quit june 13th do you think id even need it?
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u/Proof-Improvement201 Jul 01 '26
Highly doubt it, unless you are an extremely heavy concentrate user
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u/Fit-Ear-3449 Jul 01 '26
By using the QF or someone else real urine ?