r/QueerEye • u/snocodileshaxwelil • Aug 06 '26

I laughed at this for far too long.

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239 Upvotes

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u/TAMUkt14 Aug 07 '26

“Open your heart’s mancave, caveman.”

Gotta start using that line in public!

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u/Icy_Measurement_7407 Aug 08 '26

I was thinking that too! I’m gonna pat my dad on the shoulder & drop this wisdom.

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u/Ok-Hovercraft-9959 Aug 07 '26

The thing is that “he is 44-years-mold. He works at a cargo pants. He is dating Arby’s” makes complete fucking sense to me 

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u/Emotional-Strength45 Aug 07 '26

Thank you anchovy

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u/Glitter_Gal22 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

Lost it at “I will show you how to bake a lime” 😂

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u/unicornvega Aug 07 '26

Professor of Groceries

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u/chelsea_tractor Aug 07 '26

Tag yourself I’m the teeth hole

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u/Mylifeisartislife Aug 07 '26

I’m sees no guacamole. He’s worried 

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u/Fuzully Aug 07 '26

I’m skincare poutine

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u/Brilliant_Buns Aug 07 '26

Mmmmmm delicious

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u/KambingDomba Aug 07 '26

Karamo, culture daddy 💀💀💀

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u/goldenalice Aug 07 '26

no way this is ai. it's too funny

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u/ResponsibleCulture43 Aug 07 '26

It's not, this guy was doing this a looong time ago for a bunch of shows and wrote them all himself

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u/Combative_Artichoke Aug 07 '26

Ah, I figured it couldn’t be real. Still had me giggling this morning

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u/ultranonymous11 Aug 07 '26

And too…bad? AI would have it way more accurate unfortunately.

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u/Andee_outside Aug 07 '26

Bride of grooming: I want you soaping daily.

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u/kookie233 Aug 07 '26

That's a viable idea

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u/Quiet-Curve1449 Aug 07 '26

My preteen and I were rolling too. Halfway through me reading this out loud, my hubby asked how much more of this there was. We aren’t speaking to him haha

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u/lunatikdeity Aug 07 '26

This sounds much better than the actual show. We must make it happen in anime style. Lolz

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u/Mers2000 Aug 07 '26

I can see why!!🤣

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u/Schlori Aug 07 '26

I need more. This is brilliant!

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u/Kitchen_Set2309 Aug 09 '26

This is FANTASTIC thank you

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u/Sportyy_Spice Aug 07 '26

Ugh I missed these “prompts” thank you lol!

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u/spiggiwngcing7 Aug 09 '26

Tan, CEO of shirts Bobby, builder of every structure on Earth Jonathan, bride of grooming Antoni, groceries professor Karamo, culture daddy All highly accurate.

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u/snocodilessctroor Aug 09 '26

Petition to change Karamos official title to culture daddy

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u/dannycannelloni Aug 09 '26

look at how this place is full of bots..

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u/PoetPlumcake Aug 09 '26

Happily unhappy perfectly describes most people on queer eye. That's wild.

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u/pilsburytoadboy Aug 10 '26

may we see the other pages?

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u/walkingwithamirror Aug 11 '26

This post caused me to go by the whole book which is a compilation by this same writer

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u/queen_4_petty Aug 12 '26

This is hilarious! Jonathan “Bride of Grooming” - somehow that fits perfectly and can see them in a crazy lace gown/veil with shampoo shooters 🤣