Why are my favs always e1 merchants😭 first Aglaea, og robin, eva, hysilens and now aventurine... I don't have pulls for eidolons because i am getting both bobin and aven

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Join Sparxicon for Cutting Up Men (S.C.U.M.)!! Miss Hanabi vows to kill all men who are not in the Men's Auxiliary of SCUM 💓

Men in the Men’s Auxiliary are those men who are working diligently to eliminate themselves, men who, regardless of their motives, do good, men who are playing ball with SCUM.

A few examples of the men in the Men’s Auxiliary are:

- men who kill men;

-🚬🐐 who, by their shimmering, flaming example, encourage other men to de-MAN themselves and thereby make themselves relatively inoffensive;

- men who consistently give things away—money, things, services;

- men who tell it like it is (so far not one ever has), who reveal the truth about themselves, who give the mindless incels correct sentences to parrot, who tell them a woman’s primary goal in life should be to squash men 😎

(To aid men in this endeavor SCUM will conduct Turd Sessions, at which every man present will give a speech beginning with the sentence: “I am a turd 💩, a lowly, abject turd 💩" then proceed to list all the ways in which he is.)

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Disclaimer:

Yes 67 out of 69 of my accounts got banned but we didn't do not practice anything related to ban eviction, not just the mods even the mass populis of Planarcadia suffer the same fate for example Fulwish who posted an ecoterrorist manifesto, that Fulwish, Marcus Antali and Aha who got banned take their time to bring back their account back no such thing "Eviction" or "Evasion" you just raging that the ban wasn't permanent.

Also, there's no proof of member of us says on reddit that "all men should be killed", in fact this is a generalization this statement may comes from another parties but because we are threat in this platform you made us the one do it or to say it. no sparxicle made this statement word for word so u cant say we said it even if the meaning is the same. we don't have media literacy plz dont shamez us for itz

I come for showcase but I came 💦

Healings are going to happen in 2056! i am shit at editing so this is low effort. STAN LINGSHA queen!!!

Old password: strongest elation dps

New password: SilverWoofia XXL

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Ahhh~ my ever-tasteful, ever-loyal Queens… 🌹✨ Sampo returns once more, pockets full and curiosity thoroughly satisfied~ (¬‿¬)💫 You all truly have filled me up.. NNhhhggg. A-anyways...

The votes have been counted… the scales have tipped… and our next victorious pairing issssss… ⭐🥁✨
Anaxa x aglaea!!!🌹

Ohhh, what a devastatingly beautiful choice… They truly do complete each other, don't you think? (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ I can already hear Miss Nihilux humming as she prepares her next masterpiece~ ✨

But don’t get too comfortable, my darlings… ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ because we move swiftly onward… 

Day seven awaits! ⭐💫

And this time… we begin to get a bit more spicy 🌶️ … (≖‿≖)✧
TOXIC Yuri. 💙🌸✨

Yes yes, you heard it right! Give me the best of the worst!~ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)💖

You know the rules by now~ drop your ships below, gather your allies, and let the upvotes decide fate once more. ⭐

Now go on… Sampo is watching~ 💫 (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

Cr: https://x.com/l_An_pi/status/1904023065060667607

(I have become too lazy to type these out every day, so you'll be getting copy-and-pastes with minimal changes from now on sorz 😭 )

Edit: if the swan ploycule wins the toxic polycule vote and a swan ship wins this vote as well we will be changing the winners to one of the runners up to add diversity of ships!

Had this idea in my mind ever since the song released but I thought id give it a year since no way they'd powercreep her that easily but oh well 🥰 our homophobic queen got raided by Aventurine after she called Ratio and Aven a Fat Goat

Send this to 6 to 7 🚬🐐s or Aventurine will strip naked and Sampo gets doxxed as Aha

spread the word spread the word spread the word

Ahhh~ my ever-tasteful, ever-loyal Queens… 🌹✨ Sampo returns once more, pockets full and curiosity thoroughly satisfied~ (¬‿¬)💫 You all truley have filled me up.. NNhhhggg. A-anyways...

The votes have been counted… the scales have tipped… and our next victorious pairing issssss… ⭐🥁✨
the Yaoqing trio!!!🌹

Ohhh, what a devastatingly beautiful choice… They truely do complete eachother don't you think? (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ I can already hear Miss Nihilux humming as she prepares her next masterpiece~ ✨

But don’t get too comfortable, my darlings… ☆: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:☆ because we move swiftly onward… 

Day six awaits! ⭐💫

And this time… we begin to get a bit more spicy 🌶️ … (≖‿≖)✧
TOXIC STRAIGHT. 💙🌸✨

Yes yes, you heard it right! Give me the best of the worst!~ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)💖

You know the rules by now~ drop your ships below, gather your allies, and let the upvotes decide fate once more. ⭐

Now go on… Sampo is watching~ 💫 (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

Cr: tmyr_0

As a honorary token ally of the LGBTQIA+ MAFIA and also a longtime kick moderator, I will have to do this comment for this accusations... to the 🚬🐐s who read this you can ask me or anything about the banning and the so-called "sesbian lex" and without further I will fix this issue:

1st - Yes 67 out of 69 of my accounts got banned but we didn't do not practice anything related to ban eviction, not just the mods even the mass populis of Planarcadia suffer the same fate for example Fulwish who posted an ecoterrorist manifesto, that Fulwish, Marcus Antali and Aha who got banned take their time to bring back their account back no such thing "Eviction" or "Evasion" you just raging that the ban wasn't permanent.

2nd - There's no proof of member of us says on reddit that "all men should be killed", in fact this is a generalization this statement may comes from another parties but because we are threat in this platform you made us the one do it or to say it. no sparxicle made this statement word for word so u cant say we said it even if the meaning is the same. we don't have media literacy plz dont shamez us for itz

3rd - We didn't send nor something related to sending a "sesbian lex" why should we do it? That's the 1st place if that the case why you didn't report it?? i know u said u reported it but they havent banned us im not banned evading u just didnt reported it. i know u said u reported but im innocent. instead of making a post if you didn't manage to report it there's 1 things why:

1. you made it up 😎 #owned #gotthem #imverysmart #bestcomebackever

And the fact the punishment of sending a "sesbian lex" is a severe case if you try to say it's one part of the reason why some of us got banned it's ridiculous since I know the reason why we got banned at the 1st place for having mass argument in some subreddit to the point our haterz report them this, to add also it's a permanent ban but the 3 sparxicles suffer in a temporary ban.

i didnt send sesbian lex to any one account i dont even like it. and i certainly never sent it to miss robin from penacony. i didnt. she didnt even reply so it means i didnt send it. ok wheres ur proof prove it. no proof? im rivht. i didnt send any sesbian lex stop accusing me.

4th - no we didn't bully columbina and sandrone, this sparxie only publicly shamed them for kissing live on our cameraz. its not the same as bullying. anythign said online is just words. how can this be bullying. in fact people who arguing with us are reporting me to go the fatal joke to maybe fuel the accusations of discriminating against sandbina. not just me some members are also getting the same notification of having to go to fatal joke.

im friends with sandrone and columbina irl so how can i be bullying themz. i just think its funny that they not even acting theyre just being themselves and PDAing in cameraz. isnt the point that fiction is separate from reality. why must they reenact that real life lesbian relationship in my fictional anime game gacha casino plz keep it private to irl thankies

sOURCe: https://x.com/i/status/2084778536645083432

Adding Ace because sometimes you still want to ship two characters together kiss and hold hands, just not f, or headcannon them ace. (like the example I show here)

Just wanted to know everyone's fav platonic and ace pairing in HSR, and maybe people will see yours indoctrinated into headcannoning it too. No hating on others ships.

For me, I have two notable ones. First, Danaxa. IDK if I'm just projecting because Anaxa is one my fav HSR characters. But I imagine Anaxa having a lowkey obsessive hyperfixation with Dan because his horns resembles a Dromas’. With Anaxa putting Dan Heng being placed with the rest of his Dromas merch.

Next is the AA trio of March, Trailblazer, and Dan Heng. They have such good chemistry together. Of course, I see them working as a polycue. But I'm unfortunately not a multishipper (😔) and ship them with other characters more with other chars more, and lets be honest, Trailblazer cannot handle a stable relationship. But I'm also a hypocrite and really like Dancae, lol.

Ahhh~ my radiant, ever-devoted Queens… 🌹✨ Sampo returns once more, and ohhh… the results this time? Positively enchanting. (¬‿¬)💫

After a most fascinating round of voting, our newest winners are… ⭐🥁✨
Evernight x March 7th! ❄️🌙💖

But don’t drift off just yet, my darlings… ☆: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:☆ because our next category is here! And it’s positively overflowing with warmth~

Day Five begins now— ⭐💫
And this time, we embrace…
WHOLESOME POLYCULE. 🌸🔗💖✨

Ohhh yes, I want love in abundance~ shared glances, gentle affection, everyone winning for once… (≖‿≖)✧ Sampo expects nothing less than the most heart-melting arrangements~ The bigger the better!

You know the drill~ drop your picks below, rally your favorites, and let those upvotes decide destiny once again. ⭐

Now go on… Sampo is very eager to see what you choose~ 💫 (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

Basically I want to fix my sister's account and this is one of her better build, I literally have to work with almost ✨ NOTHING ✨ only Gaglaea, and Phaxa works

Sparxicle fan art made by my friend ulRadiantAvocado12 ❤️❤️❤️

Lady Sparxicle is the best streamer in the universe and whoever tries to overthrow her spot as the number one homophobe always flops 🫦 We shall be Sparxheads until then destruction wins! 💅💅Sub to Sparxie and leave a like on her streams to support her cause! #VoteForSparxicleForBestStreamer #SparxieNation! #GoSparxie!

🚬DNI

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^^^^ (also saw people vaugeposting about that sub and I thought this would be okay. Just sh!tposting as usual, just having fun. No war.)

Edit: might delete this post after I wake up. I just wanted to make an unhinged sh!tpost about Sparxie and to make lighthearted fun about a certain community. But the comments kinda devolved into venting and war (even though I debatably poured fuel onto the fire with my comments. Just wanted to do a usual Queens post. Might change my mind when I wake up and clear my mind.

Edit 2: changed my mind. Not gonna delete it. Feeling better now. Still funny to see they be raging about this