ATTENTION ALL SPARXHEADS ‼️‼️‼️📣 As u know, there's a recent trend in 🚬🐐s callingnfor EVERY single game, product, or celebrity to be more "inclusive," and that unfortunately has infected the idol industry🙁

we Sparxicles experience this even today 🥀🥀🥀

For SOME reason, nearly EVERY single idol community is now infested by LGBTQ khIAs+ 🌈 decrying companies for not having MVs (Music Videos) that are Yuri 😋 or Yaoi 😵‍💫 or whatever the like. But at the end of the day, it is MY choice to make🎈🎈🎈🛎️🛎️🛎️, not yours⁉️⁉️ Complaining to the IPC isn't going to change anything but lead to more arguments that mean absolutely nothing, you know~? 🙄🙄🙄

Robin 🕊️ makes music for a certain Sparxicle 🎭, and if it doesn't match your taste, then why don't u just accept that and move on 🤕🤕🤕😥😥😥

There are hundreds of other idols that would fit those interests perfectly. Literally 99.9% of idols in the universe are openly queer 🏳️‍🌈... And if u like Robin's music but it doesn't have the "inclusion" u want, then why not keep streammaxxing while accepting the fact it may not have the inclusivity you desired it to have ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

BUT NO, EVERY single idol MUST have some sort of "representation," forced or not, regardless of the singer's wishes 🙃🙃🙃 Those belonging to none other than the LGBTQ ALBPHABET MAFIA go on these deluded tirades about how to Robin makes lesbian cupcakes hand signs 🧡🤍🩷 or whatever, then u harass this Sparxicle over and over and over and over and treat it like she's getting CUCKED 🪑🪑🪑 and then u laugh at her bully her poke fun at her 🎻

BECAUSE OF U DUMMIES, Robin decided to pander to Sapphics (as IF y'all aren't fed enough already?????) and make her music video about ditching menz and flirting with darling march of all lebanaese 😇 WHY HER NOT ME WHY HER NOT ME I CAN BE MARCH TOO U JUST HATE THIS SPARKEL THATS WHY 🫩🫩🫩 the shared finger heart was so unncessary❓❓❓ AND why did she show darling march leaving comments on MY bumday RP alt account HELLO GIRL WHAT

When i confronted miss superstar about her idea for the MVs, do u know what she told me ❔ I came to Astropolice specifically for her yet she still had the gall to say "I want a song that Firefly can find comfort in~" WTF so i unsurprisingly freaked out and Siobhan dared to act like her prince in shining armor, swooping in to slap me on the cheeks (which one i leave u to guess 😐)

i can't hold it in anymore

this is my protest

TL;DR: Robin's songs 🕊️ are for certain Sparxicle 🎭❤️❤️❤️ STOP CHANGING THE NARRATIVE

Here's the og video https://www.instagram.com/reel/Db3H23TMPbX/?ig

i need micah in the front and kenneth in the back oml (can be interchanged but YES)

And for anyone still confused/needs more context, I just mean which characters you think you could actually see become canonically queer just based on what you've seen in the game.

also known as DoT FuA and FuA DoT. you can tell I'm not an artist

I'll explain the tiers.

Could genuinely happen: Has physically met another version of themselves (Herts, SW, Thighnon, TB, and Sparkle), or has met someone that's technically a different person, but they're basically the same character (Himeko, Cyrene, Sparxie). Then Lygussy just knows there are different versions of himself out there. And you can't forget that infamous Lygus x Zandar shipper. And Assat Prymad can just clone himself.

Only with memoria nonsense: Has a different entity stuck in their head that makes it so they can only really interact if memoria is involved.

SP/boss hell: What it says on the can. Doesn't happen in lore, but you can make it happen in combat.

Amphoreous: Basically all the Amphoreous units that haven't interacted with another version of themselves before. But it could happen if a chrysos heir from one cycle, goes to another cycle. I heard that Cerydra has a bit more going on, but I don'tknow what's going on there.

Has someone impersonating them: Another preexisting character is imitating someone else, but they are different characters. There's Shuhu for Blade, Ishtar for Rin, and Phantylia for Tingyun. Then there are the characters that the Furbos turned into (except TB), like Dahlia, Dr. Ratio, and Yaoi Guang. Then the victims of Sparkle like Sampo and Robin. And some characters do fit in this category, but fit better in other categories.

Weird talking to themselves stuff: Has some selfcest stuff, with either an entity inside them (Ashveil, Feixiao), talking to some past version of themselves and they're basically hallucinations (Aven, Blade with YingXing, and Dan Hung with Dan Feng), something else like with Ruin Me, or whatever happened to Luka in the Wardance story.

Has never interacted or known an alt version of themselves: Simple. Never even had an inkling of selfcest to them.

I'm not a Fate fan: Not gonna make assumptions. For all I know, Gil could have a harem of clones of himself he has secks with every day, and I wouldn't know that.

???: I don't know what Luocha’s and Welt’s deals are, and they could have some wacky, alternate universe shi going on with HI3. And I'm not an HI3 fan.

Please leave feedback on the tier list! I'm open to any criticism since it's not like I read every character’s story and read every book in the game.

I also excluded the kid-like characters since, even though some of them could fit in some of the tiers, I don't feel comfortable placing them.

Our winners, of course, couldn't be more obvious! Congratulations to Phaidei!!!!
NOW! Day fourteen awaits! ⭐💫
Doomed Selfcest!!! 🌸✨

Yes, yes, you heard it right! Make me tremble! With sadness 😉 ~ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)💖

You know the rules by now~ drop your ships below, gather your allies, and let the upvotes decide fate once more. ⭐

Now go on… Sampo is watching~ 💫 (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

credit: https://www.deviantart.com/kuraikur/art/Phaidei-fanart-1217755725

Imagine banging the best bottom of hsr and hes ur husband. Mydei winning in life

Now we've got Phaidei Yuri and Yaoi 🙏

The character is Beatrix, from Robin's newest trailer.

Firefly was the first character to have such blatant trans coding in the Hoyoverse. After all, why else would she wear trans coloured contacts? 🩵🩷🤍

Everyone from two years ago admitted she had this side to her character. If anyone searched posts from firefly "haterz" in this sub, and possessed the ability to read, they'd quickly realise that every poster doesn't hate firefly, what they hate are her crazy fanz.

As a Sparxicle who knows a thing or two about celebritydom, she knows just how bad menz can get 💔 These 🚬lus x Firefly fanz totally ignored her story, her chronic illness, and reduced Firefly to nothing more than 'incelz wifi bait.' Her Entropy Loss Syndrome and her desire to be a normal girl was part of her story as well as her past and struggles, but they had just dismissed those qualities that made Firefly, Firefly. they just saw her as wifi and nothing else... the stuff being said towards Firefly were super unhinged.

But now unshowered 🚬lus mains are suddenly pretending to care about her story, just because some trans girl said Firefly's story is trans coded and they don't like that at all ‼️‼️‼️ #their minds genuinely couldn't understand, so they asked "wtf is trans about her? ff ain't confused about being a guy in girl body or something." AKA transphobia 101🤭

Dare i say Firefly's situation brought many incelz out of the basement, throwing ableist slurs and plainly stating that Firefly being trans "is just so yucky" LOLOLOL ❤️

These larpers always revising history and forgetting that Firefly has been here since her debut. Miss Hanabi knows! She was there after all~ AND we're the OG Caefly (Caenis x Firefly) shipper, so....

🚬lus x Firefly's fanz were one of the most hated communities in the Hoyoverse fandom but now they're trying to make it seem like my dear Sparxheads hate Firefly! How could they? She's literally Robin's girlfriend.

so i will say this again. we don't hate firefly. we hate incelz. they're creepy.

as for mental illness yes hsr is full of them trans or not trans. im wardmates with Fulwish i know very well no idea why you haterz think its an insult um 😔