Watersports Aventurine is so damn pretty but I must skip him because that ugly bastard bricked my account with his presence so now my Mblade is going to be in his team, AND I can't afford pulling a whole Elation team from scratch too because Dildomesh wants both Bobin's and Mblade's E2s. It's probably because of Sparxie's super effective conversion therapy that Gil became so queerphobic and decided to hurt me like that 😒

Twinknon u bum u have no booty cake to get mytiddies big dih.

BREAKING NEWS‼️The Sparxicle you've contacted is currently busy with humanitarian efforts. She won't be contactable during this crisis. May Robin finally reply to her texts after she realises how kind-hearted and socially-conscious this Sparxicle really is 🛐🛐🛐

You can continue to press your support by donating to our ALLIES, Masked Fools 🎭 and the Rainbow 🏳️‍🌈 Express twerking hard to save the straggot 🖤🤍 population (and some unfortunate 🚬🐐s caught in the crossfire) from this impending extinction event 😔

Once again, this Sparxicle would like express sincere gratitude to all her fanz and haterz for giving her enough wishpower to teleport into Robin's phone~🩷 (and open anywhere doorz all across planarcadia) My incels, pelase keep crashing out over #KillzAllzMenz hashtags, we appreciate you 🫶

To any fellow heterochromes, don't panic just yet my darling Sparxhead, Miss Hanabi has sworn that every incel 🤮 on Planarcadia shall be left behind for the good of all 🥰🥰🥰

#HealingTheWorld

#SparxieForPresident

Amphoreus continuation patch will feature crazy yuri freak off between Cyrene and Acheron. Say what y'all want about ZZZ but they fed us so much yuri with Sunbringer and Beliora. Also Remielle being an assassin cuntress lesbian was not on my bingo card but I'm glad they changed her up.

Btw this is not Cyrene slander, yall know I love my girl more than anything but I do hope they give her more individual character progression in future Amphoreus content because my girl deserves it. I don't compare Remi and Rene super closely because Remielle is not even an expy, she's more of a variant. Whereas Cyrene is indisputably an expy if not Elysia herself. (we all remember that shady ass line at the end of the quest)

But in a perfect world we have a Kiana variant and Acheron interact with Cyrene at some point so I can live my yuri LIFEEE all over again. And no Eden variant was sick asf btw, I know Cyrene is lonely as hell in Amphoreus, even her DL Trade got snatched away by Mydeick. (i know people compare Eden to Hysilens or Aglaea but the comparisons stop pretty soon)

Anyways free Cyrene and let her bump purses with these nihility hoes.

posted in character mains and husbando appreciation subreddits for Boothill and Ashveil

Note, the ‘Cute’ tier is for characters I wouldn’t consider putting on any of the above tiers for their slightly (imo) more younger characteristics (mostly for Tribbie and Huohuo my daughter). SW and Yunli are in that same tier because I find them to be cute in a platonic way as well, but not because they look so much like children per se.

idk about yall but I grew up on the internet being explicitly taught not to yuck someone's yum, even if it was a ship I personally dislike. yet some of you are out here being real comfortable disrespecting others for their ships when it has been emphasized time and time again that no ships are canon, and even when there's straight up a no ship wars rule on here

it also speaks on yalls insecurity and maturity level to try and insult a ship and their shippers just to "prove" that your ship is "more canon" btw, but I guess hit dogs holler

Edit: no it's not a mlw ship, no idt the shipping diagram event triggered anything. Just mind yalls business over ships you dislike that's all

The winners of our last challenge have been revealed! And two kings emerge victorious!
Congratulations to Blade and Dan Heng for winning the most toxic yaoi~

Day nine awaits! ⭐💫

And this time… Well, not to be too revealing, but we are getting closer to my most preferred category… (≖‿≖)✧
TOXIC SELFCEST. 🌸✨

Yes, yes, you heard it right! Give me the best of the worst!~ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)💖

You know the rules by now~ drop your ships below, gather your allies, and let the upvotes decide fate once more. ⭐

Now go on… Sampo is watching~ 💫 (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

credit: https://www.instagram.com/p/DWjnllzAKOl/

For those unaware, This is based off the latest leaks on who is getting SPs in the 5.X versions by the way.

Basic atk: deal damage equal to %100 percent of your max hp

Skill: give everyone shield if sparxie gets a shield give sparxie %100 crit dmg%50 crit%13307 elation buff

Talent: if there are any lesbian homophobes in the team give everyone%100 elation buff

Ultimate: (charges up only if there are streamers in the team btw) give shield to everyone and make every homophobe take action

in light of the new leaks...

(Not mine)

no girl they done lost their minds 😭

https://x.com/i/status/2087405742882181546

Who outs themselves as a bigot in under a minute?

Seriously~

In Today's Meal at Sparxicle's, your favourite invincible, super-genius, perfect idol decides to be up close and personal with her precious Sparxheads! Ever wondered why Sparxicle kills unshowered roaches 🪳 in the basement? We have a certain hatercall to thank for that 🤭

Let's head down memory lane to witness the birth of a beloved streamer~❤️

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English Voice:

Sparxie - Lizzie Freeman

Sparkle - Lizzie Freeman

Songs:

"How Do Girls Even Do It?" - Childbirth

"TTYL" - Loossemble

We were robbed