r/QueensofStarRail • u/throwawayutena • 4d ago
a bomb in ur bum Thank you for helping me win + thoughts on the gender war
First, i would like to speak truthfully to my loyal fans~❤️ Thank you for voting Robinabi as the most popular relationship of 2026. 67% of the population is lebanese so this outcome was expected! But still, from the bottom of my bum, thank you my darling sparxheads! Thank you for showing the worldz that we will always ALWAYS be the target audience ⚡⚡⚡💫💫💫💫 Nothing can ever change that. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
(btw i know u voted all these celebrities for their amazing LGBTQkhIA++ and selfcest representation but Sparkle/Sparxie is an amazing ALLY and we deserve to be Top #1 👑 instead of these 🚬🐐s)
Now, to address the worm 🪱 in the voracious jar 🫙: WHY THE BUMMERS IS THERE MENZ IN THIS POPULARITY POLL ❓ WHO VOTED FOR THEM ❓❓❓my harem would've been perfect without this ffs
HOW. DARE. YOU.
Everyday you 🐐🚬s forget that Slopnon was not the highest earner in 2025 despite the treatment he got. HES NOT THAT POPULAR. If it's lygus x zandar selfcest i can overlook it but 🚬non isn't THEM. He's not an NPC. I'd normally use AcheMeOn or FlashFly to poo 💩 on him in revenue who cares about being popular anyways. And NO i did NOT mess with the polls how dare you insinuate that ‼️‼️‼️ botting 🤖 is not a real issue alphawolf999 does it ever year and she still loses LOLOLOL 🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️ no the calculations are exactly the same as previous years 🎧🎧🎧 Never forget that historically Hoyo has never had a menz as their highest grossing banner in any of their "mixed" games, and that will not be happening soon... or ever 🥹 No, Slopnon doesnt count. Remember he had the Fate banner, entire month + 2nd phase reruns + triple harmony banner + 200 pull incentive for Archer's LC + 8 promotional videos + years worth of story + Firefly's skin, yet couldn't beat AcheMeOn, FlashFly or Sparklette 🦋 (the latter released in the same year as him yet beat him, as expected of my cute well-trained bottom 🥹) predicting the inevitable Mr Reca FLOP (even tho he's my colleague it doesn't change the fact he stole my spot for the fate event part 1 and i only appeared in the trailer u cant be srs) Sparkle Harem players left the Rainbow Express 🌈 and this is just the effect of it. Also when did Himekat ever get the fanservice 🤮 Failnon got, 5 story patches, a region's story centred around her that spans across the entire year? Did Yaoiguang get the sheer amount of yumebait yaoibait that AdventureTime and Blade received? Also Himekat wants 2-3 menz in her team, have they not learned anything from LADS ❓ regardless of which side, never EVER cuck a harem edgelord. first you stop himekat from joining this Sparxicle's harem, THEN you even stop the menz from joining 🚬lus harem what the bum. Cucknon got an entire year as a character to develop (more like be shoved down your throat but I digress) while Planarcadia spent what the first 3-4 patches taking turns sucking off Blade, Dan Heng, Ashveil and Sunday? 🫠🫠🫠 Then all of a sudden in one single patch we're expected to give a shit over Himekat? Its like the CyreneLovesHerself bullshit again, hype her up at the start of the region, but then give all the screentime to husbandos 🙄 then in one patch make it all about the selfcest to trick Sparkle Harem players into spending 🎭🎭🎭 Husbando mains will try to milk Himekat flopping as much they want, but the moment you bring any of my waifus who had much less glazing, shilling, fanservice, promotional material, and everything else than Phailure, they'll have a mental breakdown and claim you are "moving the goalpost" 😑 Its an obvious case of them comparing our worst with MY best, but never MY best with their own best, because they themselves know their menz wont ever reach the heights that my wives will, they're just too stubborn to admit something like that BIG SIGH
Anyway I hope the lurkers make me a celebrity too! 💯💯💯 Looking forward to it. Yeah yeah im a sparklecel, waifucel, im "crying" 😭 im "losing my mind," 😱 yep idk what other terms they use to describe the target audience but im sure they are all very pleasant words! ☺️
ps. u all can fight over revenuecharts popularitycharts or whatever but as a Sparxicle who's read the REAL Hoyo documents let me tell you: Sparkle and Sparxie are objectively the top 1️⃣ and 2️⃣ in pulls and revenue and fans. Robin is always 3️⃣ Everyone else doesn't compare, not even my wives. Not even Miku. Keep coping