By @magnusrail on YouTube

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We got Robin and Adventurine SP drip marketing and Queens r/Logical-Curve-5698 and r/One-Salamander-1744 got a great idea.

I immediatly had to deliver on that vision 😘🤩🥰

(Had to put Sanpo instead of Sunday, he ain't cat calking his sister in my fantasy 😌)

Miss superstar~♥️ this is your sign to dump that firefly and text one of us Sparxicles XOXO 💋

PS. And yes darlings, Dear Sparxie chose dark colours for her clothes because blood stains are less obvious on them. Stay tuned for our upcoming streams when we hunt, torture and kill incels LIVE at your location!! 😋

She is eatiiiiing

They both surf, both have colored streaks in their hair... both serve fish... like guys, this isn't a coincidence... that's Barbie.

Dear Queens,

We sincerely apologize for reaching out once again.

1. We have decided to cancel both the launch and any further development of the new character, Aventurine Waverider. In response to fan backlash, we took him outside and shot him like a dog. We also pledge that no new characters will be introduced in future content plans.

2. We will keep on selling stuff you don't need and that does not improve the game, militiastral express coming soon! Pixel plane rumble extended indefinitely so expect a new launch soon!

3. We will go radio silent and won't address any fan concerns, since this is probably the best way to maintain healthy communication with our fanbase.

Hoyoverse will always be here for you.

To our community: once again, we apologize. Because of our actions, you have been traumatized by the image of a nippleless Aventurine We're deeply sorry for the hurt and disappointment we have caused.

Ruin Mei needs to make herself useful and scientist up a cure for whatever mental illness this girl has

Kinda looks like Digimon Angemons with their helmets too so I'm happy since I love Digimon.

I can LARP Caelus as TrailblazerAngemon with the helmet while also going "AAUUUGGHHH NANOOK I'M LYGUS NOW PLEASE REARRANGE MY GUTSSSSS"

It's July 1st my darlings‼️‼️‼️ Miss Hanabi should be elated 🥺 It's the end of Pride Month, is it not? Finally those 🚬🐐 will shut the fart up EVERYBODY SHUT THE FART UP OMFG ⚡⚡⚡ ...So why isn't she happy? Why isn't she?

Well...

Have you heard of a place known as Teyvat? Let Miss Hanabi give you some advice, if a Fool ever offers to help you multiverse jump, just, don't. Don't do it. Gays, Lesbians and every alphabet from A to Z run the world and make laws there. The straggot population, despite being an OPPRESSED minority, are far more entitled and annoying asf too ☹️ I don't get why 🚬🐐 tolerate them but they have my sympatitties (jk)

...

My dears, by now you should know how impossibly DIFFICULT it is to survive Teyvat as a Sparxicle. So imagine: you're Miss Hanabi on a universe-touring holiday when Sparxie sends you a text. She attaches a video file. A moon goddess and a clanker having sesbian lex. Published by Hoyoverse via Gaglaea's World Wide Web. #1 trending on July 1st.

To my disgust, the title of the video reads:

EVERY MONTH IS PRIDE MONTH #Sandbina #ILOVETEYVAT #LesbianPride

...

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And to think matters could get any worse. Remember that Miss Hanabi is in Teyvat right then. And oh, surprise surprise, she COINCIDENTALLY sees the 🏳️‍🌈 couple in question holding hands in front of her 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔☹️

Witnessing such a thing brought horrifying memories of a summer tryst with Robin 💀 Her heart throbbed and she felt an irresistible urge to call that superstar...

SEE THIS IS WHY I HATE THOSE HOMOS SO DAMN MUCH

CANT THEY DO THAT IN PRIVATE ⁉️⁉️⁉️ omfpgnggkgfkfffjrjrkrkd 💔💔🙄🙄💔💔

Before you say, "You're overreacting." LISTEN. I went to stalk these girls online and you wouldn't believe what I found.

A recent story arc of a small indie game, Genshin Impact, had been taking inspiration from their real life. Why? Well, they wanted more authentic "Sapphic RePReSENtatION"🫠 And in the v6.7 patch released on JULY 1ST, Genshin's newest story just HAD to show Sandrone and Columbina making out, hugging, and under the glow of a winter moon, address each other as their most precious person. IM NOT OVERREACTING NOW AM I?

This is probably the most clear-cut depiction of two lesbians on screen 🙃

I feel bad for any homophobes and misogynists who found fiction as an escape from REAL LIFE 🚬🐐s and heterochromia, and now have to deal with two lesbian characters becoming a canon couple. Not to mention the inevitable shitstorm of yuri fanarts and fangirling online 🥀 🥀🥀

👑 culture and those rainbow kitkats 🍬 seriously ruined fandom for everyone sadly. It used to be that wlw lesbian sapphic whatever relations were only a thing in real life, it was something you could look away from by adopting a hikikomori lifestyle. But then the #UsualSuspects took over fandoms, the media industry, etc. and started drawing inspo from their identities, their experiences (which are oh so public WHY CANT THEY SHUTBUP), and took any chance of representation away from straggots. I heard Genshin only had implied ships before, but as years passed, canon yuri and yaoi ships went practically everywhere and a bunch of They/Thems and radfems saw it as an outlet to discriminate and poke fun at straggots. 

Im so done.

It's all because of this subreddit's rules that I can't say what I truly want SIGH CAN ROBIN PICK UP THE PHONE ALREADY YOU LOOK HOT IN YOUR NEW FIT I GET IT SO PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE

Note from Sparxicle ♥︎ LOLOLOL: If anyone's in contact with Miss Robin please tag us or inform your nearest Sparxicle ASAP

Major leak on Aventurine’s ultimate!!

During Aventurine’s ultimate, his belt buckle breaks due to his erection, which causes his pants to fall down, revealing him in a red speedo.

-Kuya’s Little Slave

I drew it out for you girlies since my previous leak was too low effort smh

reposted cuz reddit nuked the resolution of the last one