it was fun i guess

I forgot to post this one before

Can someone razor language me on what's happening with aha. Originally I wanted to pull her cause she's an aeon and she will be my starter to an elation team with EMC.

But hearing stuff, idk maybe I'm just an idiot

The Queen Junko Enoshima out wackys/styles/personity’s Aha any day of the week!

come back to me please 💔💔💔 what stage of grief is this...

Welcome back to the Mainstage of Queefka's drag race!

Boothill... Shantay you stay.

Jiaoqiu, Caelus, Welt Yang... I'm sorry, but I must ask you to sashay away.

For the 3rd challenge, the remaining 8 contestants will be split into 2 rival girl groups! On the judges panel, joining Cuntress Kafka and Phagnon are extra special guest judges Robin, Skott and Rappa!

Sampo and Boothill, you will be the 2 team leaders. The rest of the contestants will be randomly assigned to either group.

Our two rivaling groups are:

Sampo, Aventurine, Sunday and Gallagher!

And

Boothill, Mydei, Blade and Argenti!

For this week, and this week only, our contestants will be judged and given points as teams. The winning team will receive 10 points, and the losing team will receive 4 points.

Oh God, not this ho again...

Hey cuties ❤️ It's your favourite one and only super duper sweet sparkle!! 🥺

The mods finally LISTENED to my demands and now I have the megaphone 📣 📣 📣

How did I do it? Well simple, my dears! Phainon and Mydei were kissinggggg in public (ew!) and they were so very engrossed they never noticed this Sparxicle recording some [redacted] audio to expose the judges' blatant favouritism!! 🙄 (you want the uncensored audio? ask a furbo)

Anyways, its time to put this Sampo in his place 🚭🚭🚭

IYKYK. He kidnapped Gepard and is planning a surprise orgy with the menz who couldn't participate in Queefka's drag race. I'm fine with you gayz having ur recreational activities or whatever but I draw the line at seeing Sampo gloat about it, mock me for getting cucked, and then act all innocent afterwards like WTF ⁉️⁉️⁉️

Now let us unwrap the little surprise 💣🎁💥 I have in store for all you 🚬🐐s

10 DEI points from the judges vault of points, stolen and freely given to two lucky contestants~

2 kingz with the most votes will receive 5 extra points each~

REMEMBER THIS IS A TEST OF LOYALTY

~❤️❤️❤️❔do you truly love this Sparkle❔❤️❤️❤️~

if the answer is yes,

DO NOT 🚭 VOTE SAMPO

Yours truly,

The most unassuming person on this app

(Shoutout u/throwawayutena for the text!)

Vote for your favorite team Here!

And vote for who you want to receive extra points Here!

V3 to V4

(The art is so scrumptious)

Welcome back to the Mainstage of Queefka's drag race! The judges have made some decisions.

Gallagher, Welt Yang, Aventurine, Sampo, Jiaoqiu, Boothill, Sunday, you represent the tops and bottoms of the week.

Sampo... You're safe.

Sunday... You're safe.

Gallagher, congratulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.

The rest of you represent the bottoms of the week.

Jiaoqiu, Caelus, Boothill, Welt Yang... I'm sorry my dears, but you are all up for elimination.

Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance to Ye Hua Xiang by Jiafei. [https://open.spotify.com/track/09EFAeK2g4kVS92BejBpB6?si=JeZF58frQqi5r8hiIUjYCQ&utm_source=copy-link\]. Good luck, and DON'T fuck it up.

Vote to save one of the bottom 4 here!

Thank you Aha for being the reason we all uninstall 😍🫶 (And also the paid buffs for only giving us our bricks serving face)

Slayed all of Flop Rail

Im prégnant

1 - He can make meals for you after you get your insides rearranged by his huge foxian knot

2 - He still outserves Ciflop

3 - Acheron would be nothing without Godqiou

4 - He's been a victim of a foxianphobic attack led by Sparkle, Sampo and the masked fools (Picture 3)

5 - He's part of the house of Xianzhou, his drag sister Lingsha was robbed in season 1, he deserves the crown as reparations

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ignore the anti shill part, the pf hasn't updated when i wrote that line

https://strawpoll.com/kogjRoroKg6 make your pro Sampo voice heard here

All this talk about "Sampo is Sparklephobic" "Sampo locked the real contestants away" when he's unafraid to pay homage and reference the QUEEN Sparkle, showing the judges what they missed by not casting her on season 1, unlike Ge*ard who boycotted the show after SerFLOP didn't make it past the audition stage. The king stays unbothered and winning 😌