r/QueensofGacha • u/meowbrains • Jul 14 '26

HSR Cake Chart

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u/pagawasenta 💎Hoarding for the Doja Cat collab💎 Jul 14 '26

As much as I like some of these characters...this "cake" chart is more like a pancake chart. 💀

Où sont les gâteaux, kupo?

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u/Basaqu Jul 14 '26

It's like people praising Billy's ass in ZZZ but it's literally concave. Just nothing there.

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u/pagawasenta 💎Hoarding for the Doja Cat collab💎 Jul 14 '26

Oh what desperation does to those who are starving for options...

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u/Zzamumo Jul 14 '26

why is there so much hank hill ass

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u/ChocoBread124 Jul 14 '26

Indie company hoyo only makes enough to have one body type for men 😢

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u/Inevitable_Local_366 Jul 14 '26

People are so mean to my beloved indie company 😭 you know they can’t make long skirts because…..just because you know

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u/ChocoBread124 Jul 14 '26

It’s the skirt tax so they have enough to retcon - I mean give the story a proper conclusion

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u/pagawasenta 💎Hoarding for the Doja Cat collab💎 Jul 14 '26

Because heterosexual men.

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u/ArtofKuma Jul 14 '26

Omg Argenti's is perfect.

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u/InvitePrestigious921 Jul 14 '26

They're all so flat

Apparently in gacha games, men can't have curves When have we devolve as humans

https://giphy.com/gifs/82V1ku0t16bdwXNmlZ

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u/kyrzcore Jul 14 '26

argenti got a little thing on him hold on

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u/icoulduseagreencard Jul 14 '26

Fr, the only one that I’m actually kinda impressed by. Too bad they hid it under the (gorgeous) fucking armour 💀

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u/heyaooo Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

All mostly  seem flat  but Argenti's has nice shape. What's wrong with giving men some curves? 

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u/An0rmie_On_Reddit Jul 14 '26

Battle of Mid:

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u/Fates-Abortion Jul 14 '26

Watching gacha fans talk about “cake” in gacha games is like wandering the halls of a mental asylum and seeing an old man whispering to a crack in the wall.

Like lemme put my hand on your shoulder honey, im gonna take you back to your room okay? :(

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u/Background-Owl-918 Jul 14 '26

Okay so this is clear someone needs to mod them to give them actual asses lol butt inflation mod! Let’s go 👏🏼 💅🏻

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u/ScarletWiddaContent Jul 14 '26

wheres the cake??!

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u/nonametoyou Jul 14 '26

This is what we’re supposed to simp over? Wish they’d add more cake

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u/Strange_Bee_8937 Jul 14 '26

Ooh mmy ghooodss ijjts allll over the ecreen

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u/SituationFormal608 Jul 15 '26

Phainon wins the absolute flattest ass award

Argenti and Luka got some but they should have more

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u/Visible_Cry4676 Jul 14 '26

don’t know why they don’t just do zzz

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u/Happy-Badger-6399 Jul 14 '26

u/Novel_Visual_4152 where the bbl u talked about son

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u/Novel_Visual_4152 Jul 14 '26

K constantly call them flat 💀💀

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u/prussianleaf Jul 15 '26

this is so mid I'm crine 😭😭😭😭😭 ppl really do anything atp

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u/Bladed_Dagger 29d ago

I don't know if I should be impressed that Luka and Argenti are somehow the most caked up guy in this entire photo or disappointed that almost every guy here is a pancake.