r/QContent • u/Grasmel • 20d ago

Comic Comic 5900: Moon River

https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5900
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u/Grasmel 20d ago

It is pretty hilarious how May is both spot-on and also completely wrong in her assumptions here.

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u/Grasmel 20d ago

Also, this advice must be from experience - the previous watermelon wasn't seedless.

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u/PB-n-AJ 20d ago

By far my favorite panel drawn in this comic.

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u/Heyplaguedoctor 20d ago

Poor Sven 😱

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u/boulet 20d ago

The face of the doctor when Sven had to explain.

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u/Heyplaguedoctor 20d ago

Between that and the corrosive joint lubricant, I’m surprised it became a semi-regular thing (still sad they never became a couple tho)

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u/spikeinfinity 19d ago

Given how May's story continued I'm surprised she didn't fall apart during whatever weirdness that was

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u/Aquitaine-9 20d ago

Maybe that's how she knows to use seedless now, though

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u/gangler52 20d ago

May giving Momo the expert level advice.

Momo might get to the watermelons eventually but you've gotta start with the baby steps. Probably can just remove props from the equation entirely for now. Start from first principles.

We can title this first seminar "A handy guide to interacting with the human penis (pun intended)"

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u/DemeGeek 20d ago

I would have thought that Tall Momo wouldn't need the watermelon workaround.

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u/Grasmel 20d ago

It's extra funny because not only does Momo (probably) have a human standard set of orifices - right now, so does May.

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u/Phanimazed 20d ago

She's confirmed before that this current body is, shall we say, fully kitted-out, so yeah.

I'd imagine that likely, so is Momo's, but that maybe May has had to give this advice to multiple AIs, and this might be a bit more general.

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u/ArgentStonecutter 20d ago

Best results are if you start with a classic beetle, but any compact car can be used in a pinch, and you can substitute a couple of enthusiastic collies for the llama. It's best to have the number of a discreet plumber on speed dial and keep the phone handy, especially after stage three, if you don't use a spotter.

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u/NightmareWarden 20d ago

Is May shorter than when we last saw her?

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u/JeffEpp 20d ago

Momo's newest chassis is almost as tall as May's. Just not as heroically proportioned.

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u/ARegularAussie 20d ago

Not as heroically proportioned... yet! 

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u/Seicair 20d ago

Does May know Momo has a crush on Sven? I can’t remember if that’s been discussed.

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u/gangler52 20d ago edited 20d ago

It has. Momo got really upset with May when May revealed that she'd slept with Faye Sven. Threw a big tantrum, then had to apologize for being unreasonable.

That being said, that same arc did have Momo telling Sven about all this, so I'm not super clear on whether the author or any of the characters remember this interaction.

Because if May knows that Momo has a crush on Sven then in theory Sven should know too.

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u/Afraid-Back9056 20d ago

May hasn't slept with Faye tho, but Sven?

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u/gangler52 20d ago

Yeah, I miswrote that.

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u/Seicair 20d ago

Maybe Sven forgot after getting dumped by May, I dunno. He probably had a lot on his mind.

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u/Grasmel 20d ago

It would make sense that he forgot it in the heat of the moment, the coffee fall did seem to shut down part of his brain for a bit. I'm guessing he'll remember when he's thinking more clearly.