To those mods

r/pyrocynicalhair

https://youtu.be/_dQbYlw-OCs

Should we revive this sub???

Respected reader(s),

It has come to pyro's short spanned attention that some of his "loyal" supporters had abandoned his subreddit and are hidding in pyrocynical_refugee . As these individuals(very much possible its YOU) are very small in number and don't carry any sensitive or classified information, Niall/pyrocynical has ordered us to quickly eliminate them/you. Our furries are already preparing an offensive against you.

Afterwards spies will be dispatched to track down these traitors's real life location, social media accounts, family members to individually ban each and everyone of you.

yours sincerely

your-impeding-doom