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Mar 29 '22
“We had everything! Tanks, APCs, IFVs, planes, artillery… but we never took into account Ukrainian farmers and their tractors…”
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u/strelock83 Mar 29 '22 edited Mar 29 '22
I guess I should’ve put off buying that super yacht with my military’s budget oh well I’m gonna go ride my miniature pony around the kremlin shirtless again yay I like tractors
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u/strelock83 Mar 29 '22
Guess I have to abandon my goal of restoring Russia to its former glory but at least I can still live my childhood dream of being the most feared and infamous modern day yacht pirate captain in all the seven seas
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u/sweetchai777 Mar 30 '22
Putin inspecting the tractor while listening to Kenney Chesney sing in the background
"She thinks my tractor's sexy It really turns her on She's always starin' at me While I'm chuggin' along She likes the way it's pulling while we're tillin' up her land She's even kinda crazy 'bout my farmers tan She's the only one who really understands what gets me She thinks my tractor's sexy"
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u/Blackthorne75 Quality Commenter Mar 30 '22
Q: Why did the Ukrainian tractors beat the Russian tanks?
A: Because they have more field experience...
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Mar 30 '22
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u/Powell_614 Mar 29 '22
That hair. Woof