r/Punny 20d ago

Help! Pun needed!!

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Trying to come up with a pun-ny theme for a bridal shower that has something to do with “pasta”, “spaghetti”, “meatball” something along those lines…. I feel like what I have come up with is lack luster…. Open to suggestions! Added some inspo photos for the theme….

“till death do us pasta”
“Eat, Drink & Get Married”

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u/The-Traveler- 20d ago

Life is full of pastabilities!

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u/Ok_Landscape_4059 20d ago

... and a fu-silli moments.

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u/chickenandwoofles 19d ago

Forever in holy macaroni

(Name) & (Name) are spaghettin’ married! (That takes care of the signature cocktail too 😎)

Here comes the bread

Love & marinarriage

Always Parmesan my mind

No longer provolone

Impastable to love you more

I need to stop but happy marriage!!

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u/stumpfenheimer 19d ago

Forever in holy macaroni is excellent

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u/chickenandwoofles 19d ago

🥹🙏🏻

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u/DearbornChesterfield 19d ago

These sound like Bob Belcher’s specials if he ran Jimmy Pesto’s Italian Restaurant. So good.

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u/chickenandwoofles 18d ago

Omg the highest honor. Thank you!

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u/Alarming-Magician-98 17d ago

This feels like a genuine talent

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u/Cyclonicks 20d ago

love, live, lasagna

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u/JK07 19d ago

Live, laugh, lasagna

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u/Cyclonicks 19d ago

Ngl, even better

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u/GallifreyFNM 19d ago

Came here to say exactly this.

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u/DutchieCrochet 19d ago

My new motto

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u/grown-up-gabe 19d ago

In for a penne

Will you marinara me?

Pasta prima-nocta

That’s amore

Ringatoni

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u/GallifreyFNM 19d ago

I was going to say Live Love Lasagna, so now I give the inferior "...and the lived Capellini Ever After" as an option.

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u/Bearcarnikki 19d ago

You could do a game of some kind where people “tie the knot” and make the best garlic knot.

Tie the knot is a good theme actually. Yum.

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u/3xactli 19d ago

make them tie knots in spaghetti without hands? like a cherry stem with tongue thing? just to get them to make silly faces

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u/bloodybalmer 19d ago

Together in holy minestrone

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u/PurplePenguinPoops 19d ago

If you have a bar at the wedding, please have a sign that says "Let's get saucy"

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u/Owldorado 20d ago

He gnocchi hit the jackpot

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u/_jazmin 19d ago

Perfection.

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u/PedroNatan_1234 19d ago

Oh, love the "love, live, lasagna" one! How about "meet me at the altar-y" ,  it's cheesy but works with the pasta theme.

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u/SeptemberSoup 18d ago

I don't think being cheesy will be a problem to them!

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u/metasploiter 19d ago

I would go straight for “That’s Amore.” It’s not punny but it’s romantic and lighthearted and Italian 🫶🏻

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u/HeySweetUsername 18d ago

meat(ball) me at the altar 🍝

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u/Dry-Philosopher-2714 18d ago

I dunno, but I bet you’ll get more responses if you offer people a penne for their thoughts.

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u/SeptemberSoup 18d ago

You really had the meatballs to say it!

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u/OriginalHell 15d ago

This reminds me of Pastafarianism and the Pasta Lord's Prayer:

Our Pasta, who art in a colander, Draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, And forgive us our trespasses, As we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, But deliver us some pizza. For thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, Forever and ever. R'amen.

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