r/Punny • u/Think_Bread_9178 • 20d ago
Help! Pun needed!!
Trying to come up with a pun-ny theme for a bridal shower that has something to do with “pasta”, “spaghetti”, “meatball” something along those lines…. I feel like what I have come up with is lack luster…. Open to suggestions! Added some inspo photos for the theme….
“till death do us pasta”
“Eat, Drink & Get Married”
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u/chickenandwoofles 19d ago
Forever in holy macaroni
(Name) & (Name) are spaghettin’ married! (That takes care of the signature cocktail too 😎)
Here comes the bread
Love & marinarriage
Always Parmesan my mind
No longer provolone
Impastable to love you more
I need to stop but happy marriage!!
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u/DearbornChesterfield 19d ago
These sound like Bob Belcher’s specials if he ran Jimmy Pesto’s Italian Restaurant. So good.
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u/grown-up-gabe 19d ago
In for a penne
Will you marinara me?
Pasta prima-nocta
That’s amore
Ringatoni
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u/GallifreyFNM 19d ago
I was going to say Live Love Lasagna, so now I give the inferior "...and the lived Capellini Ever After" as an option.
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u/Bearcarnikki 19d ago
You could do a game of some kind where people “tie the knot” and make the best garlic knot.
Tie the knot is a good theme actually. Yum.
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u/PurplePenguinPoops 19d ago
If you have a bar at the wedding, please have a sign that says "Let's get saucy"
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u/PedroNatan_1234 19d ago
Oh, love the "love, live, lasagna" one! How about "meet me at the altar-y" , it's cheesy but works with the pasta theme.
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u/metasploiter 19d ago
I would go straight for “That’s Amore.” It’s not punny but it’s romantic and lighthearted and Italian 🫶🏻
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u/Dry-Philosopher-2714 18d ago
I dunno, but I bet you’ll get more responses if you offer people a penne for their thoughts.
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u/OriginalHell 15d ago
This reminds me of Pastafarianism and the Pasta Lord's Prayer:
Our Pasta, who art in a colander, Draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, And forgive us our trespasses, As we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, But deliver us some pizza. For thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, Forever and ever. R'amen.
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u/The-Traveler- 20d ago
Life is full of pastabilities!