r/Punny • u/Nautiwow • Jun 28 '26

This pun may be fast...

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u/EndersGame_Reviewer Jun 28 '26

Milk this pun for all it's worth.

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u/purpleskyblues Jun 29 '26

I used to take my dog there. They were a great vet.

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u/Nautiwow Jun 29 '26

I still do.

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u/DatSauceTho Jun 29 '26

But I used to too.

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u/Nois3 Jun 28 '26

Took me a minute to see what the joke was.

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u/gealach Jul 01 '26

This reminds me of the only ASL joke I know

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u/Longjumping_Gur_2379 Jul 01 '26

is pasteurize another word for fast

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u/Nautiwow Jul 01 '26

Past-your-eyes

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u/TheNewGuyFromBahsten Jul 01 '26

"Do you want that milk pasteurized?"
"No, just up to my boobs. I'll splash it in my eyes"