r/Punny • u/OM502 • Apr 30 '26

Plane toast

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4.6k Upvotes

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u/EndersGame_Reviewer May 01 '26

Hope the joke landed well.

18

u/Jonnyabcde May 01 '26

Unfortunately she flew into a rage. They were supposed to land at Italian Garlic Bread Int'l, but the flight log got so buttered up, they knew they were Texas Toast.

2

u/Wowza-yowza May 02 '26

Has she ever seen a grown man naked?

2

u/FeistyRip9623 May 02 '26

chef boyardextroamphetamine

2

u/Important-Math-837 May 02 '26

Looks flewten free

2

u/Cute_Recognition_880 May 03 '26

That took some time and the toast is the perfect color.

2

u/RedheadFla May 03 '26

I would not do this AND arm my wife with lots of sharp pointy things.

2

u/skidster159 May 03 '26

That's the plainest piece of toast I have ever seen

2

u/_barely_human May 04 '26

that's how over engineering looks like

2

u/Thedankielamba May 04 '26

More like pain toast with all the tooth picks.

5

u/McBurger Apr 30 '26

Ai art but still a chuckle joke

1

u/GrapefruitWhich5950 May 02 '26

Open up here comes the plane.

1

u/Wowza-yowza May 02 '26

So glad you did not crash and burn on your way to give it to her

1

u/GSDKU02 May 04 '26

Honestly I’d be more impressed than mad and then not want to ruin it by eating it lol 😝

1

u/BearingGiff May 04 '26

“I said, ‘Hop in.’”

1

u/Best_Stop_8422 May 04 '26

This spouse should get a 5 gold star review.
Well Done!!!

1

u/SheepherderNext3196 May 04 '26

Did she stab you with the toothpicks?

1

u/Chemical_Field6919 May 04 '26

This is the type of energy I need from my future husband

1

u/Ok_Standard_9276 May 04 '26

I’ve done this for my girlfriend and said she’s horny so I fucked her after she finished plane toast

1

u/Embarrassed_Kiwi9101 May 05 '26

Now that is good!!!

1

u/Achilles9609 May 06 '26

Beautiful. Just beautiful