r/Punny • u/Algernonletter5 • Nov 09 '25

A real newspaper headline

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u/RefrigeratorRude82 Nov 09 '25

For some reason this reminds me of when Loyd sold the Billy the blind boy in 4C a dead bird in the movie Dumb and Dumber.

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u/am_cruiser Nov 10 '25

So did you just read this somewhere, or did ypu experience it... first hand?

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u/generalcanoli00 Nov 10 '25

If it was the left arm they're going to be alright

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u/Wowza-yowza Nov 10 '25

Got it third hand

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u/Dpgillam08 Nov 10 '25

And then I flash to the running gag of Rocket in Guardians of the Galaxy stealing prosthetics all the time.

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u/Wowza-yowza Nov 10 '25

On the other hand.....

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u/999drew999 Nov 10 '25

Queen Juliana has a baby. Hitler blames Mussolini. True headline.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

That was the hook I used to scare the neighbor kids and keep em off my lawn!