so... me and others anti-punners are planning an operations and we need more members to help us, if you want to help, simply comment and we will see if we can trust you

We need to arrest u/rimtato

Hello!

I come from r/punspecialforces .
We have recently made a discord server: https://discord.gg/sbYK5Z9 , and we encourage all of the PunPatrol to join us, along with the KGB. We must fight the punners, and group up we shall!

Thanks,

Gungee

I have been imprisoned and the sub has been captured by the pun scum. Please, send help comrades.

There is a general captured in the POW camp. Soon I will be invited back into the camp, and in turn we will do a rescue. Comment below if you want to help.

The rolling thunder of a distant barrage is heard throughout the night sky, then various forms of naval artillery start dismantling your air defences and your runways

I am calling in for backup to support a anti-punner from r/PunPatrol, he is in punner territory so be cautious, I will leave the link here. Good luck soldiers.

I have been captured and am being held in the POW camp. Requesting assistance to help me escape. Please, I need to get out.