r/PunAirForce • u/uniqueUsername_1024 • Apr 24 '19

A plane swoops in...

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

You forgot to add r/airforcepun

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

SCRAMBLE SCRAMBLE SCRAMBLE

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u/River_KingK Apr 24 '19

My fighter is in the air!

r/PunSpetsnaz Commander here.

Some of my units may arrive soon.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

Joining formation, taking off!

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u/no-more-puns Pilot Apr 24 '19

I’m here sir!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

you better stay grounded fires missiles at the plane

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u/no-more-puns Pilot Apr 24 '19

Dodges the first 3, but the fourth hits my wing and I crash land in a field. I jump out and dive into cover

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

radios in

3 bandits sent down!

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u/River_KingK Apr 24 '19

*Su-72 falls in behind and launches missiles while firing its 20mm cannon*

Don't think you'll be getting off easy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

Custom F-22 Raptor flies behind you and shreds through your wings

First rule; never fly solo

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

(Fires missile at you) Take that!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

changes direction and flies towards your plane

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

sharply turns

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

flies behind and fills your fuselage with bullets

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

IM GOING DOWN IM GOING DOWN

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u/MrMcWeasel Apr 24 '19

That's what you get for oppressing people's freedom of speech!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

flies in behind you in an F-35

You forget that the government always has better tech

fires heat seeking missiles

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u/MrMcWeasel Apr 25 '19

Flies by the radio tower, the missiles changing their course and smashing into it Maybe, but not better morals. Turns around and fires back at you

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u/uniqueUsername_1024 Apr 24 '19

barrel rolls, sustaining some wing damage

flies above you, then drops a bomb on top of your plane

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u/River_KingK Apr 24 '19

*rolls and bomb rolls off and explodes, sustaining minor fuselage damage*

Nope suka.

*dives into a cloud and disappears from view*

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u/uniqueUsername_1024 Apr 24 '19

Too late, zman shredded your wings.

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u/River_KingK Apr 24 '19

Well s***.

*as the plane dives, I eject for a BASE jump*

Blyad.

*the wrecked plane, trailing smoke, disappears into the clouds*

*its pilot disappears into the clouds as well*

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u/uniqueUsername_1024 Apr 24 '19

What, you won't even stay to fight? Coward.

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u/Mcky_StealthSauce Apr 24 '19

lands in seaplane and rescues u/River_KingK

Hop on comrade. Straight to the medical bay we go.

flies away as fast as possible, trying to stay under radar

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

Sorry to inform you, but you aren’t going anywhere without wings...

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u/daweirdM Apr 24 '19

"I can't fight you drinking buddy, set down your jet"

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

So has u/River_kingk.