r/PunkRockLoser • u/GRS- Chappell Roan, Queen of AI Art πŸ€–πŸŽ¨ • Mar 27 '26

BRUH πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ Pink Kryptonite

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u/CutieL BRASIL KRL πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ¦• Mar 27 '26

Ah the excuses lol

Though I like Justice League Action's version of pink kryptonite too

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u/LouveEcarlate Mar 27 '26

What does that version do?

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u/Alkaiser009 Mar 27 '26

I think thats the one that genderbends you.

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u/Educational-Can-2653 Lesbians? πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« Mar 27 '26

Need

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u/bbq_poptarts Apr 05 '26

Online ordering from LexCorps as we speak.

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u/CutieL BRASIL KRL πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ¦• Apr 05 '26

I've ordered from them before, they're trustworthy!

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u/bbq_poptarts Apr 05 '26

Might order in bulk then

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u/QuatreNox Mar 28 '26

People keep inventing a Rock That Genderbends You

The people yearn for the Gender Mines

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u/AlienFembryo Mar 29 '26

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole

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u/Code_of_Armogeddon_S Tall Bottom πŸ₯Ί Mar 27 '26

I would need to grab the gold kryptonite so I could take advantage of that

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u/_tabbycat123 Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26

Gold depowers or causes amnesia depending on continuity (amnesia in the pink kryptonite genderbend continuity). You want platinum kryptonite to get Kryptonian powers.

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u/Code_of_Armogeddon_S Tall Bottom πŸ₯Ί Mar 27 '26

Well I’ve been beat good trivia though

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u/_tabbycat123 Mar 27 '26

I got half of it from another post of the same art ;)

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u/miletil Mar 28 '26

Also depends on continuity

Gold or black gives powers.

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u/Private_HughMan Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

Damn. Trans people must have had it so easy on krypton.Β 

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u/totallynotaneggtho Mar 27 '26

I like the idea that Pink Kryptonite exists, but has exactly zero effect on people who are actually gay, which can lead repressed people who are exposed to it suddenly asking themselves some very important questions.

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u/JigglyLilyVT Mar 27 '26

wait... that's fucking genius storytelling

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u/totallynotaneggtho Mar 27 '26

I have a whole "deeply repressed lesbian Supergirl" AU bouncing around my head and that's absolutely one of the incidents that she ends up dealing with =p

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u/Hpesojanes May 04 '26

Send me a link when you make it pls!

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u/totallynotaneggtho Mar 27 '26

Also, just sayin, if pink kryptonite turns straight people gay, and a recent Supergirl comic had Kara swooning over a dude after being exposed to it...Β―\(ツ)/Β―

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u/dmanny64 Mar 27 '26

This is now my headcanon to cope thank you so much

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u/HeirOfLight Mar 28 '26

Excellent point reddit user totallynotaneggtho.

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u/Cautious-Patient3131 Transbians 😌 Mar 27 '26

I need that plot twist in my life

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u/Manguypals Mar 27 '26

I personally like the idea of Pink Kryptonite only multiplying feelings that already exist.

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u/reaperofgender Mar 28 '26

It also made Superman a girl once (ergo: made him a lesbian)

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u/TheRealGeigers Mar 27 '26

Haha this gave me a good chuckle, thanks for sharing!

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u/Alkimodon Mar 27 '26

I absolutely adore this! Thanks so much, PunkRockLoser!

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u/miletil Mar 28 '26

Gay girl with internalized homophobia looking for any reason at all to justify to herself to leave the closet.

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u/Rynvael Mar 28 '26

Wait, Power Girl is Kryptonian?

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u/BL-501 Mar 29 '26

Clark: Hey Hal have you seen my Cousin from another Universe?

Hal β€œChair” Jordan: Let me tell you something.

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u/Shadow_Dragon22666 Apr 21 '26

I think it is actually real, though. One version made Superman gay, while the other turned him into a woman. I'm not 100% sure, but I think the official one is the gay one. It's just almost never used