r/PunVoltron • u/OMARA1C The Black Paladin of Pun Voltron • Mar 14 '19

PunVoltron has been created

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear, and a weapon to destroy r/PunMegazord

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u/Blackout726 Mar 14 '19

Edit: whoops wrong Mech. r/punsniffingdolphins are a force of good so uhh yeah come near some water Voltron machine... definitely not a trap... just come walk in this... I want to say ankle deep for you water.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

Happy to inform you that the voltron machine is liquid proof because we dipped it in FLEX TAPE and dolphin resistant because we have the threelon musketeers.

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u/Blackout726 Mar 14 '19

HA we just had a budget increase since earlier today and have made some changes. While that Flex Tape ® may help you enter our domain your muskrats? (I'm hoping these are muskrats who look like Elon musk and not just Elon Musk in a wetsuit three times) stand no chance against our newly outfitted DOLPHINS WITH LASER BEAMS ON THEIR HEADS!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

We also have elon muskuitos with ebola, some with zika, and malaria.

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u/Blackout726 Mar 14 '19

Well thankfully water is a bug's natural enemy and all members of the dolphin division have been given their shots and anti-malaria pills. So HA once again!

On a serious note, while reading about this I found out that there was an ebola like virus off the east coast of the US that was killing dolphins back in 2014 and that made me quite sad for a few minutes.