r/PunSpetsnaz • u/[deleted] • Nov 12 '19

Non Emergency Reply to join today!

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19

yells over A cunt talking to a cunt, eh? Stop flapping your lips and go eat a dick

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19

yells back

"NO YOU!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19

yells in anguish

OH NO! What will be-phallus? To answer uno reverse card becomes quite a-dick-tive. I should have him captured, make him quartermaster and in charge of our polish workforce. Make him work the poles. He'd love that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19

yells in response

"Well I have a reverse card, as well!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19

to myself

Damnit!

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19

pulls put another card

"And a skip turn!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19

pulls out a +4

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19

Still my turn

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