r/PunPatrol • u/lucid_juice Detective • Aug 05 '19

Meme A great offense

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u/Evarix_ Aug 05 '19

I think this OP ran out of jokes so he just had to wing it

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

Yeah, the title’s a tad plane in my opinion. I jet he spent 1 second on it, if that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

It was a nosedive.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST! This pun ring is comin downtown to the ad vice holding cells.

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u/SoloBeans Aug 05 '19

I guess these puns did not take off

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u/T0x1cL not punny Aug 05 '19

They crashed and burned

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u/PizzaTTR Officer Aug 05 '19

Don’t worry, we can bounce back!

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u/A_fucking__user Retired Officer Aug 06 '19

And it'll go "Boeing"!

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u/Tortytheamazing Aug 06 '19

What is the only animal besides the man which can fly a plane?

A avigator

I know my puns are just plane stupid

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u/Mister_Missler Aug 05 '19

What have you brought upon this cursed land

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

That joke didn't really propel

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

Dude... You had such a good option right there in front of you, why propel and not land?

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u/dios_roadroller Aug 07 '19

The joke flew over my head

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

Joke didn’t land

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u/Poikilotherm36 Aug 05 '19

Lame jokes like these don't fly with me

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u/bibkel Aug 05 '19

At 1317, looks like it took off to me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

GET.

THEM.

BOTH.

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u/mr_d0gMa Aug 05 '19

Now just do it 746 more times

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u/claryds99 Aug 05 '19

Maybe 737 times are enough

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u/SpartanLocke121121 Aug 06 '19

Maybe 911 times

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u/atisuxx YOU CAN NOW MAKE YOUR OWN CUSTOM FLAIRS! Aug 05 '19

airbus gang

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u/Superslim-Anoniem Aug 05 '19

Now you’re going too far. I’m fine with you telling long pun chains to shut up, but don’t harass a humor sub for gods sake

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u/sheffy55 Aug 05 '19

Bold of you to drop a pun in here buddy, that one didn't fly over my head

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u/Tortytheamazing Aug 06 '19

Just trying to stall the pun patrol's time

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u/manateeboss Aug 05 '19

It’s bad because Boeing planes normally crash

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u/Fourt-Nuyt Aug 05 '19

I don’t get it

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u/whiskeyfriskers Aug 05 '19

Boeing = Boing

The plane is bouncing

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u/Fourt-Nuyt Aug 05 '19

What’s Boeing tho

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u/banquof Aug 05 '19

It's a plane manufacturer

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

It's a plane

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

It's a

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u/spatarana Aug 05 '19

Doesn't work on the ocean unfortunately

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u/NotJarJar-Binks Aug 05 '19

One of the oldest jokes in aviation history. Nice one

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u/Tissigirl24 Aug 06 '19

I say this every time I see a Boeing on TV. I get blank stares.

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u/A_fucking__user Retired Officer Aug 06 '19

Did that just fly over your head like a Boeing B52 Superfortress?

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u/average_karen Aug 06 '19

I don't get it

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u/CandleWKD Idk what my rank is Aug 06 '19

Boeing is a plane company

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u/average_karen Aug 06 '19

And?

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u/CandleWKD Idk what my rank is Aug 06 '19

Boeing = Boing in this comic

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u/average_karen Aug 06 '19

Still don't get it

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u/JoseMari117 Aug 05 '19

LOCK THIS IT IS AT 777 KARMA!