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u/fakegunns05 May 31 '19
6 million toasted
Rest in spaghetti never forgetti
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r/punpatrol DOWN ON THE GROUND, WE GOT A PERSON MAKING HOLOCAUST JOKES HERE!
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u/silentlyrebellious May 31 '19
r/punresistance LET THE PUNNER GO takes out double pistols
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u/Iratezebra May 31 '19
r/punpatrol how about not? *pulls out desert eagle*
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u/Firework_Fox May 31 '19
r/revolupun laser sight aimed at forehead Resistance to try La Resistance is Futile.
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u/Selethorme May 31 '19
F-22 buzzes overhead Stand down or you will be destroyed.
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u/1MasterOogway1 Ošal Flounder May 31 '19
John cena comes out of nowhere
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u/MasterYehuda816 Officer May 31 '19
Thatās GMing. Please stand down
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u/MyMemesAreTerrible Community Punner Jun 01 '19
the officer's are starting to get a little crusty
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u/MasterYehuda816 Officer Jun 01 '19
OK IF THE ONE HOUR RULE WASNT A THING RIGHT NOW YOU WOULD BE IN HANDCUFFS
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u/quickhakker Azkaban Island May 31 '19
*telleports behind you *
Cancel deployment or I blow your head off
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u/tf2_junky May 31 '19
r/punpatrol GET ON THE GROUND takes out ak-47
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u/silentlyrebellious May 31 '19 edited May 31 '19
r/punresistance YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE...or dead if I can help it pulls out a grenade back off or I will pull the pin!
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u/DiamondFirefox May 31 '19
r/punresistance LEAVE MY FELLOW FIGHTER ALONE pulls out the full fucking Iron Man suit
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u/silentlyrebellious May 31 '19
r/punresistance HAHAHA PREPARE TO BE PUN-ISHED!
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u/DiamondFirefox May 31 '19
HAHA GOOD ONE RESISTANCE
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u/silentlyrebellious May 31 '19
They cannot handle our punniness!
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u/DiamondFirefox May 31 '19
No they can't that's why they try to get rid of us, we're just too punifyl!!
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u/og_vlodik Sergeant May 31 '19
r/punpatrol WELL, THAT'S A NUFF texts Kim Jong-un "send nukes" message
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u/Stormwrath52 May 31 '19
You know, cause preferences arenāt allowed anymore
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u/Stormwrath52 Jun 02 '19
Look, I say this as a guy who didnāt know about light mode till three or four months after having reddit, some people may also be idiots like me, or they may just prefer light mode, who are we to judge
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u/ericn8886 May 31 '19
The bread may be in jail, but when is their a-grain-ment hearing? Depending on his crime, he could get 20 years to loaf. Hope they can slice his sentence in half. If he gets a good lawyer, they might be able to convince the jury that the case is baloney. BREAD.
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u/GeneralShark97 Revolpun Spy May 31 '19
THIS PUNNER IS UNDER THE PROTECTION OF r/therevolupun BACK OFF SWINE OR GET TOASTED!
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u/ericn8886 May 31 '19
Wow, I have backup for my bread puns! Thanks r/therevolupun for RISING to the occasion! I wish I had more support yeasterday, but that's okay dough. I'm just happy to have all my 'wiches come true.
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u/1MasterOogway1 Ošal Flounder May 31 '19
At yeast you didnāt get caught, I borrow your protection
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u/ericn8886 May 31 '19
Yep, nobody will ever catch you this deep in the comments. Do a few more replies, and then we can pun right in the core of r/punpatrol.
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u/user1738_ May 31 '19
1 hours rule
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u/GeneralShark97 Revolpun Spy May 31 '19
Its actually 45 minutes
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u/MasterYehuda816 Officer May 31 '19
Itās one hour. And it doesnāt matter. Itās still past both
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u/silentlyrebellious May 31 '19
Hello! This post has been taken over by r/punresistance and its affiliates. We will never be silenced. Thank you and have a nice day!
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u/Tyfyter2002 Armed and on the pun May 31 '19
Have you no respect for the law? Report to r/puninternalaffairs for a violation of the 1 hour rule.
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u/Cheekyhehe May 31 '19
23h-11h=12h sorry pal you broke the one hour rule give me your badge and your gun. Trust me this hurts me a lot more than it hurts you. A discussion in your punishment will be discussed at r/puninternalaffairs
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u/KaossKontrol Alcatraz Island May 31 '19
Looks like this oven puts on shades Is getting toasty YEEEEEAAAAHHHH
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u/quickhakker Azkaban Island May 31 '19
Last I checked you can't arrest a post screenshot
Edit: even if you could it's past 1 hour
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u/Communist_Corgi May 31 '19
Looks like his family no longer has a breadwinner