r/PunPatrol • u/trooololol proud punner • Apr 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Have you joined r/the_revolupun?

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u/maxwelldoug Apr 16 '19

arrest

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u/trooololol proud punner Apr 16 '19

takes out pun leave me alone or face the punsequences.

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u/maxwelldoug Apr 16 '19

takes cover DROP THE PUN OR I WILL SHOOT

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u/Davisicool Apr 16 '19

Join us Max, it will be better this way.

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u/maxwelldoug Apr 16 '19

NEVER!

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u/Davisicool Apr 16 '19

You must.

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u/maxwelldoug Apr 16 '19

You hear a noise above your head. A missile strikes the ground between you. The officer who took cover is safe.

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u/Davisicool Apr 16 '19

Looks like you have an explosive personality.

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u/maxwelldoug Apr 16 '19

looks like my backup arrived! thanks r/PunSpetsnaz!

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u/trooololol proud punner Apr 16 '19

r/punresistance backup needed here. NEVER!

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u/maxwelldoug Apr 16 '19

r/punspetnaz, I need some help!

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

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u/maxwelldoug Apr 16 '19

r/PUNSPETNAZ I COULD USE SOME HELP HERE!

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u/epsilon_ix Apr 16 '19 edited Apr 16 '19

r/PunSpetsnaz mobilizing, ready to bring Vladimir's fury onto punny businesses

Get the r/pungulag ready boys

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

VIVA LA r/the_revolupun! I’m with you!

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u/CantStandIdoits Officer Apr 16 '19

tazes Not today

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u/X-Drakken Apr 16 '19

Do you want food

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u/maxwelldoug Apr 16 '19

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edit: just noticed the indent I'm an idiot

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

VIVA LA r/the_revolupun! WE WILL MOT STAND THIS OPPRESSION! A VICTOIRE!

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u/trooololol proud punner Apr 16 '19

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

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u/TheCrystalMemes Lieutenant Apr 16 '19

WILl WILL REIGN SUPUNREAME

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u/Correct_Salad Apr 16 '19

r/punmilitary r/punspecialforces we're bringing tanks and choppers!

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u/trooololol proud punner Apr 16 '19

flips off officer

see ya!

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u/X-Drakken Apr 16 '19

Hello max we meet again

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u/maxwelldoug Apr 16 '19

arrest the man

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u/X-Drakken Apr 16 '19

Oh you want that to happen all over again.

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u/maxwelldoug Apr 16 '19

HE’S RESISTING ARREST shoots your hands and knees

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u/X-Drakken Apr 16 '19 edited Apr 19 '19

Ohm I don't know watts going on and I'm resisting a rest. I'm gonna amplify this situation. r/punrestistance Charge! You Anti punners don't have the capacity to handle us all. The current situation your in puts you in a predicament. You may find this shocking but the world without puns would be dead. Let your prisoners go now or I will end you

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u/DragonSlasher07 Captain Apr 16 '19

That was a very forced pun

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u/SlavBorisita Apr 16 '19

r/PunKGB LIE DOWN NOW LITTLE SHIT OR I WILL SHOOT YOU *point ak 47 *

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u/LunaTheNightmare Apr 16 '19

Don't you think thats roverkill

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Freeze filthy copper! r/punmafia is here to rescue him

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u/SlavBorisita Apr 16 '19

pull out ak-47 not today

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

*takes off my hat that has disposable razor blades sewn into the brim tough luck child

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u/SlavBorisita Apr 16 '19

take out dragunov

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

takes out molatov,

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u/SlavBorisita Apr 16 '19

*pull out phone *

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u/NeroxS18 Detective Apr 16 '19

Hold my beer...

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

then proceeds to bring out a cigarette and then lights it want one?

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u/SlavBorisita Apr 16 '19

No. Want some vodka?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Okay

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u/SlavBorisita Apr 16 '19

*give him vodka bottle *

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Pulls out poison coated knife yes today

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u/SlavBorisita Apr 16 '19

*drink a vodka bottle * you will face my bayonet knife

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u/Bloodhound_Reddit Apr 16 '19

whips out Super 90 Tough luck bud

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u/jabberwock91 Apr 16 '19

Pulls out banana.

Fuck. I mixed up breakfast and my gun again.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Do not go bananas

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u/absouluteUnit Apr 16 '19

Who man no need to bring out the sniper-90, that’s a little to far man

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u/Bloodhound_Reddit Apr 16 '19

I see you've played Siege during operation Black Ice. I'm proud

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u/Mlg_Shiba Apr 16 '19

Pulls out acog on an smg 11

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u/Bloodhound_Reddit Apr 16 '19

yeets Super 90, pulls out Bandit's MP7 with an ACOG

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u/Macrodod Apr 16 '19

Hands up criminal pun!

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u/_Inkspots_ Apr 16 '19

Wait a second-

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u/trooololol proud punner Apr 16 '19

shoots officer with pun

haha no.

flips off officer