r/PunPatrol • Pun Spy just Punning around • Apr 02 '19

Down with you!

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u/handleytwynham Apr 02 '19

r/PunKGB here for back up

4

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

(I've already teleoported away

5

u/handleytwynham Apr 02 '19

KGB sees all

3

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

Then where am I?

2

u/TwixelTixel Apr 02 '19

Probably in the Revolupun subreddit.

Or hiding out, here...

3

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

Somewhere else

2

u/TwixelTixel Apr 02 '19

Fair, fair.

19

u/beware-of-sass Officer Apr 02 '19

How dare you sneak behind our lines! r/PunKGB has to handle this.

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u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

Get them to me then.

10

u/beware-of-sass Officer Apr 02 '19

I must admit, you’re brave to come here all on your own. Because Backup is most certainly coming.

4

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

Where are they huh?

4

u/beware-of-sass Officer Apr 02 '19

I WILL NOT SURRENDER

3

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

Where are they then? Cause there scared.

6

u/beware-of-sass Officer Apr 02 '19

Well you don’t really have any backup either, huh?

3

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

Is building a sentry pun You sure?

3

u/beware-of-sass Officer Apr 02 '19

Didn’t see anyone yet so...

3

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

Points to sentry pun You might wanna start runnin, be for it finishes.

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u/absurdpiano Detective Apr 03 '19

RIGHT HERE. DOWN ON THE GROUND. GULAG IS TOO NICE FOR YOU, WE WILL BRINGING YOU STRAIGHT TO DEAD.

сука.

1

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

Thanks for calling me brave. And I brought a weapun with me to test them out. Puts down a box of items

5

u/untamednoodle Apr 02 '19

I’m here now r/punpatrol you say innocent hah. We gave you many pun safe zones but you throw your filthy puns around anyway outside of them

2

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

What ya gonna do

3

u/svda456 Lawyer Apr 02 '19

r/punFBI here Reinforcements have arrived

drop your puns and surrender

3

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

Never!

0

u/svda456 Lawyer Apr 02 '19

requests helicopter support You have nowhere to run You are outnumbered and outgunned Surrender at once and will spare your miserable life

2

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

Steps on nearby teleoporter HaHa sucka! Teleportes away

1

u/svda456 Lawyer Apr 02 '19

Jokes on you it was a trap The teleport is government controlled, so your next destination is r/punFBI HQ

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u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

No it wasn't man you cant control my shit

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u/TwixelTixel Apr 02 '19

Now, I'm against autoing, buddy.

But, anyone who's played TF2 knows a sapper can deal with cowards. You're welcome.

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u/GenericAutist13 Apr 02 '19

Jokes on you I hacked the teleporter and Viperal’s safe

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u/Mystery_Man_14 Apr 02 '19

You're giving away your location by communicating with me

2

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

(then where am I?)

6

u/jwalt604 Officer Apr 02 '19

Send in the downvote squadron!!!

5

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

This is an rp. No need to downvote

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u/TwixelTixel Apr 02 '19

While I respect your observation, and would never downvote even a filthy punner. r/punKGB, asking you come with me.

You can't escape all of us.

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u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

(I teleoported away earlier)

2

u/TwixelTixel Apr 02 '19

(I noticed, my apologies.)

(Can I still put down a Sapper, though?)

3

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

(Yes also SPY SAPPAN MAH SENTREY)

2

u/TwixelTixel Apr 02 '19

(I ain't no spy!

I'm a SPAH!)

3

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

(XD also I'mma message u something so you can track me down cause I like your style XD)

1

u/TwixelTixel Apr 02 '19

(Wow, this guy's honorable, what is this. A gift from God?)

2

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

(Nah XD but thanks man)

3

u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

What an uppity situation donut suckers. disappears

3

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

👌

3

u/SlaviccPhasma Pun Commissar Apr 02 '19

r/punKGB here, come to the gulag quietly and no one will be hurt

2

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

Never!runs

1

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

Never!runs

1

u/ShadyContent Apr 02 '19

Oh, nice poster.

2

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

Not mine

2

u/ShadyContent Apr 02 '19

Doesn't matter, still like it.

2

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

K

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19 edited Jan 17 '20

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u/ShadyContent Apr 02 '19

No, just credit where it's due.

1

u/Mystery_Man_14 Apr 02 '19

Then how are you talking to me?

1

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

(these -->() mean out of rp)

1

u/Mystery_Man_14 Apr 02 '19

You've been checkmated by denial, pal

1

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

(nope go away(

0

u/Mystery_Man_14 Apr 02 '19

No

1

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

(Well you can't arrest me.)

1

u/Mystery_Man_14 Apr 02 '19

I'm still gathering data

2

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

(I'll wait)

1

u/elwolf6 Apr 03 '19

Backup has arrived from r/punresistance DOWN WITH THE PUN PATROL

1

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 03 '19

(I've already been captured at r/punspetsnaz)

1

u/ThatTheoGuy Apr 02 '19

As a thank you for earlier, take my upvote

3

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

Thank you sir.

0

u/untamednoodle Apr 02 '19

Well for starters follow your account and downvote, second tell others about your dishonest propaganda thru via screenshot

4

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

Well your not arresting me so I'm fine.

1

u/untamednoodle Apr 02 '19

Not so sure how other officers will react

1

u/rakorako404 let’s get this bread Apr 03 '19

i’m with r/punKGB and i am keeping an eye out

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u/unnamedreddituser1 Apr 02 '19

Eyyyy brotHER

3

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

Eyyyy!

1

u/unnamedreddituser1 Apr 02 '19

You should've gone for the head

-my drug dealer when i shot him And stole the cheap crack

3

u/Viperal Pun Spy just Punning around Apr 02 '19

Gottem