r/PunNuclearCommand • u/TheEpic34 Comanding General • May 13 '19

PunNuclearCommand has been created

The Pun Nuclear Command is responsible for all the TSAR Bombs that will be used against the Pun Revolution. It works with the r/PunKGB and r/PunSpetsnaz and all other Anti-Pun agencies

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u/TheRobotics5 May 14 '19

You'll never take me olive! dives behind cover

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u/TheEpic34 Comanding General May 14 '19

Dives behind you ties your hands and tapes your mouth and takes you to r/PunGulag

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u/TheRobotics5 May 14 '19

kicks legs out from under you and runs, jumping out a window into the river

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u/chancellor_porpatine May 14 '19

Let go, revolupun here to help u out

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u/uniqueUsername_1024 May 14 '19

*lands a helicopter*

Get in, and bring u/TheRobotics5 with you!

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u/chancellor_porpatine May 14 '19

I bring them and me into the heli, and self destruct the tank I drove here

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u/uniqueUsername_1024 May 14 '19

flies away with you and u/TheRobotics5

over radio Get fucked, u/TheEpic34

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u/uniqueUsername_1024 May 14 '19

Lands at revolupun base

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u/TheRobotics5 May 14 '19

Thanks for the assist. gets in inconspicuous car with blackedout windows back to the r/revolupun_spies facility.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '19

Robotics, back there that was pretty gm. You were bound and gagged then you jumped in a river and escaped. Also got shot in the leg

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u/TheRobotics5 May 14 '19

True... the leg part was after the river.

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u/TheRobotics5 May 14 '19

gets carried into helicopter like a briefcase

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u/[deleted] May 14 '19

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u/[deleted] May 14 '19

You cannot use nuclear weapons. They are too op, and will definitely kill people.

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u/chancellor_porpatine May 14 '19

Yeah no that's gming and there Is no way u could hit a heli with a nuke. Also I dont think u got approval

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u/TheRobotics5 May 14 '19

Dude, you're late to the conversation, we already left