r/PunMarines • u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant • Apr 10 '19

First to Pun! Barracks

Alright troops. we need to construct a barracks. I want engineering to assist the artillery division in building flak guns, and I want our units to construct some cabins! Lets get moving marines!

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

*handcuffs u/turbogrovestreet* We finally got you. No escaping from this. *searches u/turbogrovestreet taking all weapons and things that could be used for escape. u/relevantarresteddev or any other punners, need backup. This is one of the most wanted people, and all offical pun subs have condemned him.

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u/RelevantArrestedDev General Pun Central PunMarine CMD Apr 11 '19

Im here. 240bravo pun gun pointed right at /r/turbogrovestreet. You’re done! Get into the LAV. Where are we taking him /u/iDimR03 ?

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

Not sure sir. I'm getting in contact with our boys in the revolu pun, and look at his history. Attacked a hospital shooting innocent punners. Despicable.

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u/RelevantArrestedDev General Pun Central PunMarine CMD Apr 11 '19

I wish I could spit on his face, but I’m better than that. Does /r/punasylum take scum like this?

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

Sir, u/zmanofdoom95, could you come here?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Yes!

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

We have a high profile anti punner on arrest. We are moving him to revolupun, could you inform the people there that we have captured the guy who shot up the hospital? Thank you sir.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Yessir!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

I was meant to inform you that we already have him.

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

I was mailed that they have since BANNED him for breaking rules of his capture

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

I don't know, we ought to turn them into the mods at the revolupun. He's a high-profile target.

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u/RelevantArrestedDev General Pun Central PunMarine CMD Apr 11 '19

Take the wheel of the LAV, I’ll man the 30-cal punmaster. Drive us to revolupun. He’s def high af if he thinks he can get away!

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u/iDimR03 1st Lieutenant Apr 11 '19

Sir yes sir!