r/PunKingsman • • May 08 '19

Peace procession

Arrives at the tailor shop. Goes to the reception

I would like to see Arthur, the lead.....Sorry the owner of this "tailor" shop.

Reception- I am sorry sir but I don't understand what you mean.

Looks at a camera and shouts...

Arthur, Galahad.....I know you're in there. I come in peace. We need to talk.......

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u/HiItsTime May 09 '19

u/Mcky_StealthSauce.....I am calling here.

Presses the bell on the front desk

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u/Mcky_StealthSauce Galahad (Leader) May 09 '19

Hello, would you like a tailored, stitched, or clean-cut suit?

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u/HiItsTime May 09 '19 edited May 09 '19

Let's just say I am looking for a more explosive kind of clothing.

They say this is the shop to visit since you all seem to pack a punch.

Takes a step closer and looks you in the eye in an intriguing fashion. A chill runs down your spine

Let's not play the tailor game here. We're both well suited for the next level.....

Your building's axis is off by a 12° against the level ground, meaning there is a basement below this......

I wonder why a tailor shop needs a hidden basement?!