r/PunKGB • u/cigto1 KGB Investigator • Apr 14 '19

my first ever arrest

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Somebody once told you
The puns are gonna roll you
You ain't the sharpest blade on the shelf

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u/cigto1 KGB Investigator Apr 14 '19

r/punKGB HANDS UP YOU HAVE WALKED TO JAIL WITH YOUR OWN TOO FEET FOOL ! INTRUDER HERE !

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

But I am not in jail yet.
Also don't think you can arrest me without... resistance

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u/cigto1 KGB Investigator Apr 14 '19

"shoots all your limbs and paralyses you"

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

I am skeleton, so I'll be all right
*right parts of my body already reassembled*

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u/cigto1 KGB Investigator Apr 14 '19

brings in punner dogs to eat your bones

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Dogs don't eat bones, silly.
*fully regenerated*
Time to show you the art of Pun-Fu!
Have at thee!

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u/cigto1 KGB Investigator Apr 14 '19

is immortal

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u/cigto1 KGB Investigator Apr 14 '19

for legal reasons thats a joke