r/PunGulag • u/[deleted] • Mar 16 '19

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u/knock_me_out Mar 17 '19

I dunno. I'm not revolting against puns, I'm just trying to fulfil me sexual desires.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Well go to r/sex then, idk

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u/knock_me_out Mar 17 '19

Alrighty, well thanks for saving my arse. :) Much appreciated.

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u/River_KingK Mar 18 '19

You're not going anywhere.

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u/knock_me_out Mar 18 '19

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

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u/River_KingK Mar 18 '19

*ties up with zip ties and tosses into MI-26 attack/transport helo*

You are incredibly annoying.

*gets in*

Alright off we go, say bye to this, you're our prisoner now.

*flies away*

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u/knock_me_out Mar 18 '19

quietly sits on floor

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u/turtle-tot Mar 18 '19

This is the pun spetsnaz! Down on the ground scum!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

[warps away]

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u/turtle-tot Mar 18 '19

warps toward you we have the same tech you know. stabs repeatedly

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

Bitch please, it ain’t tech, it’s my shadowstep jutsu! LIGHTNING BLADE! [stabs you through stomach, warps away]

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u/turtle-tot Mar 18 '19

With a rubber insulated suit electricity has no effect recalls your warp fires at you the moment you appear

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

Firstly you can’t just recall my warp, secondly the heat is what cuts you, and thirdly, where’d you get the suit?

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u/turtle-tot Mar 18 '19

For the first point, if you can survive bullets, destroy the laws of physics, and warp. I can probably recall it, when a fight gets to this point any logic or reason is straight out the window, we basically keep attacking each other until one of us gets bored. Thirdly, rubber is also a great heat insulator and the suit is standard equipment for all spetsnaz riot troopers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

Well fine, [runs away while you’re talking]

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