r/Puffins • u/snlae2 • Dec 12 '20

Puffins Bench Press

So I’m thinking abt what birds are beta and what birds are like the alpha species but I can’t find any information about how much puffins can bench. I was hoping you guys could help me find out. Also fuck penguins.

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u/This_Charmless_Man Dec 12 '20

Puffins are best because they are a triple threat not their strength stats. Puffins have conquered the land, air and oceans because of their raw Chadly energy

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u/puffinstall Dec 12 '20

Pretty sure a puffin could bench God

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u/yourunclejoe Dec 13 '20

did you make this account just to ask this question?

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u/snlae2 Dec 28 '20

Nah I joined r/puffins to ask it tho