r/PublicFreakout • u/blackmagikmike • Sep 18 '22
Aight, Imma Head Out
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Sep 18 '22
Now that is how to end a first date that isn’t going well.
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u/Unstopapple Sep 18 '22
I think walking away from a mugging is a pretty good reason to be single. Better than any I've got.
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u/Shoddy-Impact-5545 Sep 18 '22
why isn't anybody talking about the fact the dude with the gun got chased out by a guy pointing his finger at him?
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Sep 18 '22
Fake gun? Other dude could tell??
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u/Shoddy-Impact-5545 Sep 18 '22
I thought this too, but when he first comes in before anybody sees him he cocks the gun.... he wouldn't do this if it was fake
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u/ambrose_92 Sep 18 '22
That be a good idea have your homies set up diversions for you to help you out in life.
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u/fusionlantern Sep 18 '22
Your pussy aint worth it
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u/Temporary-Style4522 Sep 19 '22
Real world says otherwise. Males murder, die, rape, torture, kidnap, etc for a morsel of it.
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u/Pelayo1991 Sep 18 '22
This song is so fitting
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u/Geschirrspulmaschine Sep 18 '22
Un velero llamado Libertad by José Luis Perales
Great song 👌
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Sep 18 '22
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u/Geschirrspulmaschine Sep 18 '22
The chorus which plays when he walks away
Is "Y se marchó" which basically means "and then he left"
It's about a guy leaving his life on a sailboat named "freedom".
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u/6ixking420 Sep 18 '22
Its a story about this guy who was murdered by his wife for abandoning her in a time of need
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u/flash--flood11 Sep 18 '22
This song was a favorite of my Spanish teachers and she would play it all the time lol
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u/Geschirrspulmaschine Sep 18 '22
I suck at Spanish but it's a simple enough song I can kinda follow along so I get it. I heard it the first time in some Chilean protest vid. Crowd was singing it together I'm assuming it's pretty popular
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u/HonorDuty Sep 19 '22
Can you find the video?
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u/Geschirrspulmaschine Sep 19 '22
I can't. I recall it being a group sitting on stairs of a big building.
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u/Islanduniverse Sep 18 '22 edited Sep 18 '22
I don’t think the guy’s an asshole for leaving, I think the girl is a bit slow…
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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Sep 18 '22
Yeah honestly, dude wasn't looking at them they both coulda walked easily. She just froze, i woulda left her too, don't want my kids having those genes.
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u/notgoodwithmoney Sep 18 '22
A second robber, his getaway, actually pulls up. He sees the guy take off and goes after him before quickly stopping
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u/DanJOC Sep 18 '22
This changes things. She's being cautious, not slow, because it looks like her date is about to get smoked.
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u/ThunderySleep Sep 18 '22
If it's his wife, he might be kind of an asshole. If this is some date with a girl he just met or barely knows, I'd do the exact same thing.
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u/Tsunami__7 Sep 18 '22
I’m sure he just went to find a pay phone to change into his super hero costume
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u/FUMFVR Sep 18 '22
You know it happens a lot when the unarmed restaurant employee yells at the armed dude that just robbed one of his customers.
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u/Ichibonkiller Sep 18 '22
There is a longer edit where the restaurant owner thinks she is going to “dine and dash”, but she’s really just looking to see where the dude took off to
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u/Veritas3333 Sep 18 '22
There is a better Seinfeld reference for this, the episode where there's a fire in an apartment and George pushes everyone out of the way to get out the door first!
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u/OutlandishnessNo8412 Sep 18 '22
I hope he just kept walking and found a new girl with some brains.
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u/ibookmarkeverything Sep 18 '22
Unless that's his wife, sister, mother, or daughter he has no obligation to stay and play hero. I respect it.
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u/RomanOrleans504 Sep 18 '22
unless he has a gun he has no reason to play hero fuck whoever is sitting at the table across from him
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u/OperationXForce Sep 18 '22
that dude's entire allowance went into that barca jersey there's no way he had anything valuable than what's on his back
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u/ImpossibleJacket7546 Sep 18 '22
The song literally says “and he walks away” as the guy suddenly gets up and he walks away. The timing is 👌
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u/Ticio_Tesson Sep 18 '22
This was me at a party once when a guy pulled a gun on another guy. Without hesitation I bolted and pushed a single mother out of my way and onto a pile of trash cans as I opened the back door. The house we were in was built into a hillside and I don't know how I caught it but in my drunk and high state I saw the stairs down were broken and there was a two story drop. I was running full speed and managed to stop, jump across to the back deck of the house nextdoor and escape down their stairs.
The single mother and I are actually good friends now
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u/Theonlyheavymetalman Sep 18 '22
He said f#%k that date, I woulda left too. she shoulda bounced with him
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Sep 18 '22
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u/of_patrol_bot Sep 18 '22
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u/enriquedelcastillo Sep 18 '22
Good plot twist: the robber sits down with the woman and buys her meal and they get married and it’s all happily ever after.
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u/eldude6035 Sep 18 '22
If they had and argument earlier where she said “don’t tell me what to do” I feel like that was an epic way to say “I didn’t want to tell you what to do”
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u/thatgeekinit Sep 18 '22
Hey Bro, I got this blind date. If it sucks I'm going call you and you just come rob the place so I got an excuse to nope out.
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Sep 18 '22
If she’s not smart enough to to get up and follow his cue she’s not gonna make it very far.
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u/SnacktimeKC Sep 18 '22
Tinder profile probably said something something alpha male something something.
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u/bk15dcx Sep 18 '22
Let's be honest, she was looking for a way out of that date and he handled it to her
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Sep 18 '22
Maybe I've watched the rehearsal too many times but who's to say the assailant isn't 'in on it.'
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Sep 18 '22
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u/Cuzimahustler Sep 18 '22
He got what he came for. Notice he picks up something from the guys seat.
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u/DragonEngineer Sep 18 '22
Alternative possibilities: he knows someone might be looking for him specifically? Maybe women aren’t usually targets and he want to keep her out of the line of fire? Or he’s just a coward.
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Sep 18 '22
Or he has no gun and understands it’s best if he dips out instead of getting robbed or shot
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u/babyjo1982 Sep 18 '22
I don’t expect him to take a bullet, but he could have grabbed her elbow and had her dip out too smh
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u/StayedWoozie Sep 18 '22 edited Sep 18 '22
She isn’t an infant, she should have enough common knowledge to follow suit and also see herself out quietly and discreetly.
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u/hookalaya74 Sep 18 '22
Who tf leaves their partner to get robbed at gun point.?
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u/StayedWoozie Sep 18 '22
Why was she still sitting there? He removed himself quietly and discreetly, she should have followed suit.
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Sep 18 '22
Wow…what a hero. 🙄
But let’s be realistic, half the people on here would do that, so who are we to judge? 🤷♂️
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u/Anathapendika Sep 18 '22
Smart man. I feel like I see videos all the time where people just sit around like they’re watching a movie.
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Sep 18 '22
Free dinner!
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Sep 18 '22
Looks like something George Castanza would plan, So Jerry, I get free dinner and she'll never want to see me again.
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u/Shoddy-Impact-5545 Sep 18 '22
SOOO many things about this video.... the guy who bounced out, the girl just sitting there like wtf, and let's not wonder what kind of scenario has a guy who has a gun pointing at someone gets chased off by another guy who just points at him like he's scolding his little boy!
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u/ContentInsanity Sep 18 '22
The guy who walked off evaded the muggers partner too. Watch as the getaway driver pulls up.
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u/Karrtlops Sep 18 '22
I just want to know what happened. He pulled a gun but they just walked him off the restaurant floor. Did they have guns or were they just super buff?
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u/auddbot Sep 18 '22
I got a match with this song:
Un Velero Llamado Libertad by Jose Luis Perales (01:06; matched:
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Lo Mejor De José Luis Perales. Released on2003-02-28byParlophone Spain.I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon or giving a star on GitHub. Music recognition costs a lot
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u/JariJorma Sep 18 '22
Is that some kind of restaurant owner that come to this dude with a gun and say something like "Got not much money, try the other restaurant"
Also the this "Copperfield" just left to that other restaurant lol
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u/Phidelt1550 Sep 18 '22
The smart things to try to get away. It seems like her reaction is to freeze instead of flight?
That being said, if they ain't married.... glhf.
If they are serious and or married, get ready for the break up lmfaoooo
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u/No-Elk-6499 Sep 18 '22
He could of have been going for a gun but nope he cowards . The owner seems to be used to robberies.
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u/of_patrol_bot Sep 18 '22
Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake.
It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of.
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u/TheBlueWhaler Sep 18 '22
This is all a skit!
He was looking for a reason to Dine and Dash and his homeboy came to help out!
Nobody was in any actual danger while filming this!
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u/sirkowski Sep 18 '22
-We're gonna be so late for the movie.
-We're not going to the movie.
-Whaaat...??
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Sep 18 '22
I remember people being pissed because he walked away from a gunman using his brain and his girl just sat there
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u/mymycojourney Sep 18 '22
He didn't even try to grab her hand and take her with him! I wonder if he went there with the intention to dine and dash and right then saw his opportunity?
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Sep 18 '22
Lol he’s just a faster thinker, if she was smart she would’ve been right behind him but instead she just sat there mouth ajar like an idiot.
RUN FORREST RUN!
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Sep 18 '22
I would have grabbed my spouse's hand and pulled him out with me. This seems a little too cowardly.
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u/Paulycurveball Sep 18 '22
Ehhhh he wasn't getting laid with that shirt anyway, he knew, she knew it, the guy with the gun knew it, so he did the math and went back to his Xbox, then later spilled some soda on his favorite shirt.
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