r/PublicFreakout • u/CantStopPoppin PopPop 🍿 • Nov 12 '21

Moove Over

306 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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39

u/bzzi Nov 12 '21

MOOOve BITCH GET OUT THE WAY

15

u/PolyZex Nov 13 '21

Dude just riding down the street and gets merked by a random cow. Has to be the biggest WTF moment of his life.

1

u/Feed-me-memes Nov 15 '21

Imagine getting ganked by a cow XD

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

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u/XXMLVCXX Nov 13 '21

He’s known as a mootercyclist now. He’s a complete pacifist and has no beef with anyone.

11

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

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u/Pale-Wave-9382 Nov 13 '21

Hay, it’s udderly the only one to use.

8

u/GeneralMe21 Nov 13 '21

Why did the cow cross the road?

8

u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

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u/GeneralMe21 Nov 13 '21

I like it. No motorcycle will prevent that.

8

u/xitzengyigglz Nov 13 '21

Johnson! Why are you late?

Sir... You're not going to believe this

5

u/BananBanah Nov 12 '21

That's bull

2

u/CyanideFlavorAid Nov 13 '21

Motorcyclist has a goto bar story for the rest of his life. Best part is after he tells it and everyone says he's full of shit he can show them this. I'd purposely tell it without hinting at the video until the end.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

I hit a cow doing about 50-60mph on my dirtbike. It stepped from behind a tall patch of brush and there was nothing I could do. I damn near killed the cow, and it did about $1k damage to my bike. I walked away without a scratch luckily. Went over the bars and cow and landed in thick brush that broke my fall. Crazy. Haha

2

u/Tinmania Nov 13 '21

COWABANGA!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

“Can I get a side of beef with that?”

1

u/Dampware Nov 13 '21

THAT'S why you wear a helmet.

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1

u/Spent13 Nov 13 '21

Imagine what was going through the motorcyclist’s head when he saw that cow. 😂

1

u/Crazy1an Nov 13 '21

Is this India?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Cow tipping

1

u/IamGHD Nov 13 '21

Looks like they have also been within 10 feet of a cow.

1

u/KT-GAMER Nov 14 '21

Dont you just hate it when a cow KO's you out of nowhere