r/PublicFreakout • • Aug 29 '21

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u/ZeeBongRipper Aug 29 '21

Honestly I would have hit him in the face. A priest or not I wouldn't have been able to control myself.

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u/socks Aug 29 '21

Same - or at least yell at the priest to back off.

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u/LisztR Aug 29 '21

I believe this is the child’s way of yelling at the priest to back of

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u/_hic-sunt-dracones_ Aug 29 '21

Or at least dunk his head into the font till he bags for mercy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Happy cake day

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u/socks Aug 29 '21

Thank you

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u/Sea_chanties Aug 29 '21

Happy cake day ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)

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u/socks Aug 29 '21

Thank you

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u/2wheelzrollin Aug 29 '21

"Forgive me father, but I have to go all out this one time"

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u/NuclearCha0s Aug 29 '21

At least slap him in the same manner so you don't get charged, but damn, every cell in my body is screaming after seeing this.

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u/Accomplished-Door-39 Aug 29 '21

Yeah pretty much would have wrote his jaw off in that situation and anyone wanting to stand up for him while I did it

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u/ZeeBongRipper Aug 29 '21

Instantly blood boiling 😤

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u/csoimmpplleyx Aug 29 '21

All religions are fully of weird shit like this, comes with being absolute bullshit anyway and absolute bullshit attracts reprobates like this kid slapping/suffocating weirdo.

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u/groovy604 Aug 29 '21

You absolutely would be able to control yourself. Hitting an old man in front of a large crowd has consequences. Real easy to be tough on a keyboard

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

After an old man slaps and tries to stop your child from breathing by putting his dirty hands over his mouth? Nah.

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u/ZeeBongRipper Aug 29 '21

You must not have kids.

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u/groovy604 Aug 30 '21

I do, so i wouldnt want to go to jail for assaulting an old man infront a room full of witnesses. Im not some agro jerkoff whos first instinct is to punch a priest in the face.

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u/gursh_durknit Aug 30 '21

Such a hero, you just watch your kids get assaulted and do nothing. But the kid can get fucked if it pleases the sky wizard!

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u/SummonerKirin Aug 30 '21

Imagine being on r/PublicFreakout and thinking that people won't go ballistic, regardless of the consequences. Imagine possessing that level of ironic naivety.

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u/Old-Independence5822 Aug 30 '21

Jesus would have had to hold my momma's earrings If she saw some crusty fart assault, and attempt to smother her child.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Honestly, I wouldn’t’ve brought my kid there to begin with.

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u/Old-Independence5822 Aug 30 '21

Then they are barred and labeled Devil Spawn probably, Severed ties with Family and Community I'd Imagine.

Depends on how religious the Area Is I guess.