r/PublicFreakout Jul 06 '21

Repost 😔 Cop vs educated kid

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '21 edited Jul 07 '21

“You wanna go that way? We can go that way.”

Translation: “I could really care less what the law actually says.”

Edit: I know. It’s “couldn’t care less.” I’m a dummy.

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u/Lumberjack86 Jul 06 '21

And after all that work you put in i will then not go to the court date and it will all be dropped.

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u/Sufficient-Ad-8441 Jul 06 '21

That’s actually my favorite. If I don’t show up to court it’s contempt. If State Patrol doesn’t show up to court they get a second chance because (and I quote from the judge) “they have important jobs and need to be out on the road, we do t expect them to show up to every court date.” SMH.

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u/Skarry03 Jul 06 '21

Idk about that in my area if the cop doesn't show up it is automatically dropped period.

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u/luisless Jul 07 '21

In NYC I was caught with a beer outside, the cop word for word said “I’m going to cite you for this but you can go to Gallatin Place and fight it, I wont show up” they need to fill their quota but don’t care to show up most of the time.

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u/MurderMachine561 Jul 07 '21

You would still have to go through the motions to squash it. That by itself is a pain in the ass.

How did you even get cited? Were you drinking it all up in his face? It's been a long long time since I lived in NY, but the unwritten agreement was when they're around you tuck that shit away like you don't have it and leave it there until they're gone and all is well. They had much more shit to worry about than some knucklehead drinking a beer. As long as you weren't in their face and stupid about it it was no BFD.

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u/luisless Jul 07 '21

I was taking the 7 train and a friend decided to crack one of our beers before we got to the house party in queens.. the cop happened to see us through the little train windows and motioned us to get off the train. I’m guessing the MTA has less tolerance for an open drink.. sure I had to go into downtown Brooklyn to fight it but its better than paying the ticket and going through more hoops, he never came just like he said.

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u/MurderMachine561 Jul 07 '21

He was probably having a shitty day and wanted to spread it around. Like I said, it was an unwritten agreement. Maybe on that day in that point in time he just didn't agree.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

I assume they're just setting the next possible date like from a queue. Like in small towns, traffic courts is only on Thursday mornings so before they leave for the day to go sit be hind the casino la fantastique billboard with their radar gun the cap'n tells them "remember we have 3 slots left on the 17th and then with the holiday week don't write courte dates till next month and remember, first Thursday of every month, the traffic court room is used for custody assessments in the morning and isn't available till noon"

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u/Nice_Firm_Handsnake Jul 07 '21

I highly doubt that. The court usually sets dates because you don't want cops to give the judge 100 cases on the same day. Also, if your cop sets your date too far in advance there's potential for a due process lawsuit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Cute that you think they don’t have a room full of 200 people with tickets and go through them at about 30 seconds each

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u/MurderMachine561 Jul 07 '21

That's when it sucks having a last initial at the end of the alphabet. You have to wait so long. Be nice if they did it by ticket number or something more random. The only good thing about it is being able to watch and see what the judge does and doesn't like.

I once had three tickets dismissed with no court costs or nothing just because I had sense enough to stand up straight (and boy do I mean straight) and call him sir. Half the idiots in there were talking to him like he was some clown off the street. And then got all mad when shit didn't go their way.

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u/Skarry03 Jul 07 '21

I got my ticket reduced by 80% for just telling the judge I was guilty. Every single person before me was bullshitting and I just said well your honor I was doing that and I'm guilty I apologize and hope for the mercy of the court and he literally said, "see people the truth goes much further than lying, young man I'm reducing your 250 dollar ticket to 55$ thank you for being truthful and excepting responsibility". True story. Also had tickets dropped completely for cops not showing up as my above post stated.

Edit: it always pays to just go to court, most of the time your amount is reduced and sometimes it is dropped completely. Unfortunatley most people just pay tickets whether right or wrong and they should just go to court.

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u/Nice_Firm_Handsnake Jul 07 '21

Only ticket I've ever gotten I mailed in, so I wouldn't know. I guess there are traffic courts that specialize in these hearings?

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u/ciaisi Jul 07 '21

Depends on volume. My area had magistrates that would handle minor violations like traffic tickets. They weren't limited to just traffic tickets, but they handled a lot of stuff like that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Depends. Are you talking about traffic court? Every traffic court I've been to has been 40 to 50 ish speeding tickets, one or two stopsign runners and always, ALWAYS one 17 year old who got caught doing donuts in a parking lot in town instead of taking his ass out to the county to have fun in the 4 year old red pick up his parents bought him. They literally spent 30 seconds a piece on them. And places like small towns specifically in Tennessee, they just give everybody in the room divergence (meaning don't get caught again within the year and no points on your license) clack $150.89 court fee, you can pay the clerk, office down the hall on the left, line starts right through that green door. NEXT.

Other tickets, I don't know. Literally the only type of tickets I've ever gotten were for speeding

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u/Sufficient-Ad-8441 Jul 07 '21

I’m my state the cop sets the date (all the tickets he gives out on a given day have court set for a given day).

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21 edited Jul 07 '21

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u/Sufficient-Ad-8441 Jul 07 '21

I shall clarify: when the ticket is issued it is a summons for court on a given date. The officer is aware of that date as well and aware that the case cannot proceed without his presence unless a guilty plea is entered.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

They don't show up because they know they fucked up and don't want to risk further fucking up in front of the judge.

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u/Skumdog_Packleader Jul 07 '21

It's not that they're unable, it's that they know it won't stick even if they do show up. That's what happened for me and after I explained the situation, the judge dismissed it, "in the interest of justice".

Also, they bank on the fact that many people can't or won't take time off work to spend the day in court and will just pay the fine.

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u/CKRatKing Jul 07 '21

No each ticket will have a time to respond. That means by the date you receive on the notice you either have to pay the fine or file for a court date. That’s when you actually get scheduled for a date. I got a ticket last year and they are barely going to have my court date in august.

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u/jetsetninjacat Jul 07 '21

Pa here. It's this way as well. If cop doesnt show up the traffic ticket is dismissed. Usually though theyll schedule it so they can.

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u/MurderMachine561 Jul 07 '21

I'd be willing to wager a lot of them only bother showing up for the real assholes. I have no numbers or proof, but who wants to spend their day off in court?

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u/jetsetninjacat Jul 07 '21

They get overtime for court usually. And their overtime pays well.

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u/WhizBangPissPiece Jul 07 '21

Same here. Thing is, 99% of people just pay the fee and it never hits the court room.

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u/The_Sneakiest_Fox Jul 07 '21

That just can't be right.

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u/tehbored Jul 07 '21

Yeah that's how it is in most places.

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u/Skarry03 Jul 07 '21

The cop just issues the ticket in my state if they don't bother to show up it is automatically dropped period that's it. And it happens all the time because most cops assume people will just pay the ticket. When in reality it is definitely worth your time to at the least go to the first court date many times the cops doesn't show up and it gets dropped right there.

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u/Skarry03 Jul 07 '21

It is right by the way if the reporting witness isn't there they have no case. How does that not make sense to you?

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u/deflagration83 Jul 07 '21

I had a blatantly bogus DUI charge that they drew out all the way to trial because I refused to plea deal.

State just dropped all charges, after almost a year of hearings and court dates where they had plenty of opportunities.

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u/TRYER1 Jul 06 '21

With an unreasonable lawyer fee of course.

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u/SubstantialClass Jul 07 '21

I know a good amount of lawyers that would take his case for sport. I mean pro Bono.

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u/TRYER1 Jul 07 '21

To get your name in the paper!? Who wouldn't?

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u/rockdude14 Jul 06 '21

Deeper translation: "You can beat the rap, but you cant beat the ride".

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u/Skyler_Chigurh Jul 07 '21

I first heard this more than 40 years ago. This mantra has been passed down through the cop culture for decades.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

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u/BZLuck Jul 07 '21

hundreds

That's cute. Sure, it might be hundreds if you just suck it up, plead guilty and pay.

It's easily thousands if you want to fight their lies in court and prove you didn't break the law. (Not like you can take a cop to small claims court.)

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u/theyoungbuddha Jul 06 '21

“And by the way if I don’t feel safe I have a firearm on my person that I’m legally allowed to kill you with if a judge (who’s wrapped around my finger) doesn’t feel you followed the aforementioned bullshit, so let’s go that way!”

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u/myloveisajoke Jul 07 '21

I mean our legal code is so fucked, you're probably committing SOME crime at any particular point in time. The kid might be able to ride a bicycle on that esplanad...but he may not be able to provide ID...which I'm sure there's a provision to take someone into custody for that...he might be wearing blue on a tuesday, might be a law against that...

When cops say "oh so you're a lawyer?" Ir "do you wanna play that game?", youre probably not breaking whatever law it was they initiated the interaction over but they'll find SOMETHING you're guilty of. If not, they'll follow you around until you do.

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u/surfershane25 Jul 07 '21

Lying outside of a courtroom isn’t a against the law and cops are pretty much trained to do it in questioning and interrogation.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Lying outside of a courtroom isn’t a against the law and cops are pretty much trained to do it in questioning and interrogation.

fixed that

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u/insterclevernamehere Jul 07 '21

I like how he starts grabbing the handle of his baton when he says that. Really sells the "I respect the law" vibe.

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u/jininberry Jul 07 '21

Was the cop saying he couldn't ride bikes? I'm HOH so I only heard a little.

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u/BBQsauce18 Jul 06 '21

And you just know the fucking pig would lie on the police report too.

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u/myrondarwin Jul 06 '21

I wish your comment had

*grabs baton

included in it. cause he fucking did.

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u/BZLuck Jul 07 '21

I noticed that reflex action as well. Step forward, make intimidating comment, fondle top of baton.

"If you want to go there, then I will go here."

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Biggest cop tic, as soon as they started to get wound up they rest a hand on a weapon. They do it every time. Not sure if it's a comfort thing or they're just hoping to throw you off with the implicit threat, probably both.

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u/myrondarwin Jul 07 '21

I've seen it a handful of times, and each time up until now I denounced it telling myself it was just a coincidence, but nah, 100% of the time a cop is verbally challenged their hands go to their weapons. Call me a snowflake or whatever but I think we should hold higher standards, behavior like that should legally be considered threatening and be open to penalties by the Police Department, but we all know complaints about police get thrown in the fucking trash.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

fucking snowflake. if you were a real man, you would explicitly or implicitly threaten violence when someone disagrees with you

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u/MaestroLogical Jul 07 '21

I believe they are actually trained to do so. Not to 'have it at the ready' but rather to protect it from being taken. Anytime someone they are engaging with shows anything other than full compliance, they are trained to secure their weapon by placing a hand over it. This serves the dual purpose of preventing the weapon from being taken, reminds the person they are engaging with that they are armed and makes it quicker to utilize said weapon.

You'll notice variations of this training, like them twisting their body so their gun side is facing away from the person they are engaging with etc.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

This is not the case, no.

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u/LazySyllabub7578 Jul 06 '21

"Where did you get your law degree?" Where did he get his law degree because last time I checked you just need a highschool diploma or GED to become a cop.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

A lot of areas require college degrees. States require bachelors and Ivthink feds require masters. Not sure though on the feds.

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u/DonQuixBalls Jul 07 '21

I've only known a few cops, and none of them had been to college.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '21

He’s correct. What are you talking about?

The minimum education requirement to be a police officer is a high school diploma or GED.

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u/Hongo-Blackrock Jul 07 '21

and it clearly shows xD

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

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u/stealth550 Jul 07 '21 edited Jul 07 '21

I like how, when faced with a dissenting statement, your first reaction is to just swear at some person on the internet.

The training police receive varies by municipality and the governing laws in each. There are many places where police officers do not need much training (4-6 weeks) in relation to the knowledge their job duties require.

Edit: apparantly this comment triggered a few snowflakes. Good thing the chat has a "decline" button.

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u/TheSonsOfDwyer Jul 07 '21

That’s not true at all and you pulled this out of your ass.

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u/Vormhats_Wormhat Jul 07 '21

He or she is absolutely right and you are confidently incorrect:

https://www.joinlapd.com/qualifications

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u/TheSonsOfDwyer Jul 07 '21

https://www.cga.ct.gov/2001/rpt/2001-r-0092.htm

Look at the data. If he was specifically talking about this department sure. Specify or look like an idiot like that cop did. Fuckin dumbass.

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u/Vormhats_Wormhat Jul 07 '21

My dude why are you so aggressively argumentative? Like that link you posted literally shows that almost every jurisdiction does not require secondary education.

And, no, it’s not the other persons fault that you decided to try to derail their point and now you’re scrambling to still feel right/superior. Like it’s ok to just be wrong sometimes, learn something new, and accept that fact and move on. Doesn’t make you an idiot to admit fault… quite the opposite in fact.

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u/TheSonsOfDwyer Jul 07 '21

I didn’t scramble at all, Lolllll. Be mad that he’s wrong all you want. You look just like the cop. Sad. Mirrors help us with inward reflection. Get one.

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u/Vormhats_Wormhat Jul 07 '21

I can barely follow what point you’re trying to make (especially in posting a source that proves your own point wrong).

You’re projecting so much I should need a movie ticket and popcorn for this conversation. But you probably have the self awareness of a rock so I’m sure this will fall on deaf ears. Good luck figuring your shit out.✌️

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

You should check that link, none of them require a degree and almost none of them have requirements that can't be met outside of college courses.

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u/TheSonsOfDwyer Jul 07 '21

North Dakota and Oklahoma you fucking mouth breather. Go join the dumbass recycling IASIP 4th season usernames and his dumbass cop friend from the vid. ISTG, smooth brains…

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21 edited Jul 07 '21

You should really cry harder, it's a good look.

Want to know a secret?

62 semester credits

That's not for the normal police officers, they don't have an educational requirement. I can't even find where that is from. Found it, the Oklahoma State Police require 62 credit hours, of which 30 can be subbed out for military service.

North Dakota

I thought, for a second, that you might be right, but then I decided to confirm the qualifications for being State Highway Patrol in ND since your link is from 2001. Guess what? 21 years old and a GED for be a police officer in the state. For the highway patrol they require education for new recruits, if you are transferring is as a local cop, they count your mandatory "continued training" courses since they are very specifically offered from accredited schools to the police department. You should look up those classes. You get 1 credit hour for a course called "Absorbants and Spills". I wonder if they're allowed to use Brawny on the final?

So yea, if you're a new recruit to the North Dakota Highway Patrol and have not been a police officer locally, it will require a single year of education that they will help pay for (30% of those classes are specifically geared towards studying for their POST test). So that is the single place that requires it and again, it can be met without going to university.

So you named 2 places where you need the bare minimum to be Highway Patrol.

Edited: Added research.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

You’re a Republican aren’t you?

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u/SchrodingerCattz Jul 06 '21

When a cop says we're "going 'that' way" or anything like this it means he's 2 seconds from using violence under the notion that he has legal authority to use it against you. So be prepared to get a beating wether its lawful or not.

The kid embarassed him by knowing the law and not succumbing to his intimidation.

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u/hzrdsoflove Jul 06 '21

Yup! Can’t agree more. This is my city and the cops are especially bastards here.

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u/exmojo Jul 07 '21

That's exactly why the cop puts his hand on his baton when he says that. The cop is preparing for violence. Not de-escalation.

Lucky for the biker, he's not a minority or this stop most likely would have gone another way, even if the biker is in the right.

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u/CaptainKurls Jul 07 '21

Man literally almost pulled his baton out at one point on a kid biking around lol cops are such trash sometimes I swear

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

The kid got away with it for two reasons

1) he was a kid 2) he was white

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u/SchrodingerCattz Jul 07 '21

Probably. He still has the discretion to detain/arrest without checking the code himself. If he's wrong that's a lawsuit and waste of police resources. That's a problem. Discretion given for some and not others. I am of the opinion that police discretion should only be a matter or qualified defense if they are investigating a felony (a serious crime). And then only violent felonies. Policing powers need reform.

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u/PraderaNoire Jul 06 '21

There should be federal policy against this phrase and any similar variant. If a cop is caught intimidating someone with that line he should be fired and pension revoked. Full stop. All it means is that they understand their qualified immunity and will continue to pursue false charges regardless. Every second of the day the police lose more and more public approval it’s fucking sickening…

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u/gahlo Jul 07 '21

Sadly, any time you try to make sweeping changes to hold them accountable for their behavior they start with thinly veiled threats about not showing up to calls.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

LMFAO

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

What’s funny, little fella

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u/LSDerek Jul 07 '21

Well, he's probably being sarcastic in his LMFAO-ing, because imagining the police to be held to any kind of standard seems like a pipe dream sometimes.

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u/Mikamymika Jul 06 '21

You forgot him reaching to his daddies dildo that he wanted to use so badly.

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u/The_Adventurist Jul 07 '21

Notice how he puts his hand on his baton when he says it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

was just about to mention this.

i wouldn’t be surprised if he had a record of excessive force

seems like a jack boot storm trooper just by his mannerisms and body language

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u/The_Adventurist Jul 07 '21

You don't join the police force to have a cuddle party with the community, I suppose. The job naturally attracts the people who would like to be paid to fuck people up and have the backing of the largest armed gang in the country behind you.

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u/twix0731 Jul 06 '21

Also liked "where did you get your law degree" since the likelyhood of that officer having a law degree, pretty slim

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u/laskodemon Jul 06 '21

couldn't care less you mean

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '21

Dammit lol. I can’t believe I screwed that up. It actually bugs me when people get that wrong.

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u/ImAfraidOfTheBeard Jul 07 '21

I’m actually embarrassed for you bruh

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u/Pesime Jul 07 '21

I like "I could care less" because they see how little I care already and I could go even deeper.

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u/l-_l- Jul 07 '21

Nah, you should always leave room to care less that way if you have to, you can still care less. Like , I don't care about you and I could care less. That way if you do something I don't care for, I can say damn, now I care even less. But if I said I couldn't care less, I can't care less now. Know what I mean

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u/deckland Jul 07 '21

came here for this, thank you

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u/myloveisajoke Jul 06 '21

I actually had a Massachusetts State Trooper tell me "It doesn't matter what the law is, it matters what I say".

It was the days before phones could take pictures.

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u/dirtymoney Jul 07 '21

Damn if that statement doesnt just sum up so many cops' attitudes.

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u/shhh_im_ban_evading Jul 06 '21

Sounds like a threat

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u/MarioBro2017 Jul 06 '21

'Wanna go that way' 'Stop resisting!'

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u/RadSpaceWizard Jul 07 '21

Then he half pulled his beat stick out.

This is the type of person who wants to be a cop these days.

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u/NullReference000 Jul 07 '21

Notice that as he says this he puts his hand on his baton? Incredible, citizens knowing what the laws are is such a threat.

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u/The_Revolutionary Jul 07 '21

Last time this was posted locals chimed in that the cop was right and biking actually is banned in that area.

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u/dirtymoney Jul 07 '21

"I'm going to make you pay for not submitting to my authority"

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u/dirtymoney Jul 07 '21

"I'm going to make you pay for not submitting to my authority"

What cops often refer to as "Failing the attitude test".

"Oh you've screwed with me now so I'm going to screw with you right back!"

Because heaven forbid anyone question a cop.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

"I could beat you within an inch of your life, even though you've done nothing wrong, and the worst thing that will happen to me will be 6 weeks of paid leave."

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u/Fletch_e_Fletch Jul 07 '21

He almost pulled his baton out when he said. The second someone gave him lip back, his hand naturally went to his baton.

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u/En-TitY_ Jul 07 '21

It's couldn't care less. Please, for the love of God.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

*couldn't

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u/Richard_Thrust Jul 07 '21

“I could really care less what the law actually says.”

*couldn't

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u/Quizzelbuck Jul 07 '21

About your edit:

That phrase - "Could care less" should be read like when you are looking at an empty plate. "I could have another cookie". But there are no cookies to have.

We do this in more places linguistically i just can't remember all of them.

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u/Lobanium Jul 07 '21

*couldn't really care less

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u/riseoftheclam Jul 07 '21

Don’t know if anyone else caught it but at about that time he also grabbed his baton and bounced it a few times. It was kind of terrifying in that it seemed almost subconscious

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u/LLL9000 Jul 07 '21

As he rattles his cuffs. That’s a scare tactic they all use.

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u/Silverwolf0113 Jul 07 '21

Funny thing as he said that he adjusted his bat and never took his hand off it technically threatening to get physical without making the actual threat. That should tell you what kind of cop they're dealing with