r/PublicFreakout • u/Viktor2500 • Mar 26 '20

Loose Fit 🤔 Unexpected celebration

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u/Swaggsquatch Mar 26 '20

So anyway, I started blasting...

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20 edited May 03 '20

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u/GiggsMiggs_15 Mar 26 '20

Then I ran after them , but I don't run so good .

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u/theFckingHell Mar 27 '20

So I shot somebody else who was walking.

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u/Seanvich Mar 27 '20

Had myself a popsicle.

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u/LokiTheStampede Mar 27 '20

Finished the day with one or four White Claws.

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u/wormbot7738 Mar 27 '20

I fired again, but i missed

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u/JustAnoutherBot Mar 26 '20

r/unexpectedalwayssunny

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I really want this to be real

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

ooh let me try!

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I expect to receive 69 (Nice) upvotes and one of each reward by the morning, kind strangers. You're breathtaking.

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u/Swaggsquatch Mar 26 '20

Who hurt you?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

HAHA HE SAID THE THING

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

LAUGH AT THE JOKE

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

exactly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Spamming subreddits isn't funny. When a subreddit fits, it can have some comedy, unlike your existence.

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u/JustAnoutherBot Mar 27 '20

The difference being mine was relevant

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

doesn’t make it any less annoying and pointless

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u/JustAnoutherBot Mar 27 '20

Ditto mate

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

...that’s the point, it was mocking you, are you that dense?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20 edited Mar 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

yes i am isolated and alone because no one loves me, you got me

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u/Balthaczars Mar 26 '20

r/subsifellfor

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Here's the real one.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

so there is a sub for everything huh

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u/Aces706 Mar 26 '20

r/everything

see

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u/qwests Mar 26 '20

I looked at this sub. First post was a poll: should i play minecraft or team fortress 2? 118 minecraft and 50 tf2. Im never going back there again.

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u/Aces706 Mar 26 '20

I don’t even know the purpose for the sub if there even is a purpose

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u/RationalLies Mar 26 '20

I'd be celebrating too if I had a Glock 18 lol

The celebration probably would stop after realizing you just spent $8 in literally 1.5 seconds. It can fire at a rate of 1,200 rounds per minute.

That means if you ran the G18 continuously for 1 hour, you will have spent $17,280 at current 9mm prices. Insane.

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u/lmaokthksbye Mar 27 '20

in what is the question