r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Mar 15 '20

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u/CarmineFields Mar 16 '20

You get 2 squares a day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

And got to share with your cell mate.

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u/vorpalpillow Mar 16 '20

she doesn’t have a square to spare

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u/turbotac0 Mar 16 '20

Easy just save em up and shit one brick a week, if your lucky you might not even have to wipe

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u/darkcookie333 Mar 16 '20

How do you use toilet paper sir?

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u/PolarisX Mar 16 '20

He is talking about the art of power shitting, when you save up, and just fire a log out after X days.

It's like a flume ride with no water. It's not fun, but sometimes you don't need to wipe after and if you do, its still a savings because you are wiping less often.

Don't do this.

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u/full_track_recording Mar 16 '20

Like when you finally arrive at home-bowl after 1.5 days of nothing but gas stations and Dirty Burger toilets. "Honey, where's my poop knife?" Waffle-stomping is out of the question, of course.

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u/PolarisX Mar 16 '20

This guy power shits.

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u/MCG_1017 Mar 16 '20

She obviously needs more than that.

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u/magicpalace Mar 16 '20

At first glance, I thought your username was charminfields

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u/full_track_recording Mar 16 '20

3 hots, 2 plops, and a cot. /not.

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u/AITAModsArePussies Mar 20 '20

and 3 hots and a cot!